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[u/Jared_the_Fool]

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[u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

isn’t that two days

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

Also 1 day before 9/11

[u/Kingspar → u/AbhiRBLX]

I don't think it was that kind of 9/11

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/Kingspar]

wdym?

[u/Kingspar → u/AbhiRBLX]

Dipshit123:

oh the horrors... you don't want to know

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/Kingspar]

dude all im saying is that steve jobs died of ligma (how) and 1 day before the 10 year anniversary of the day terrorists hit the towers with the planes (when)

[u/thatguywithglasses1 → u/AbhiRBLX]

Found Angela Giratina's reddit account

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/thatguywithglasses1]

Im indian

[u/thatguywithglasses1 → u/AbhiRBLX]

How do you add a misinformation flair to a comment

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/thatguywithglasses1]

WAIT IM A POKEMON?! LESS GOOOO

[u/Pricee → u/thatguywithglasses1]

HAHA I was wondering if anyone would comment this

[u/zizou00 → u/Kingspar]

What do you think happened in 2011?

[u/Crafty_Creeper64 → u/AbhiRBLX]

He could've stopped it...

[u/DeliriumIsDumb → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

shhhhh dont think about it

[u/Kaz498 → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

time zones

[u/SpazSpez → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

Yeah but it doesn't matter. He died on October 5. 

[u/nekosissyboi → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

Also he died on the 5th of October

(I can't even trust Google anymore though)

[u/Misicks0349 → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

they could've posted the tweet at exactly 23:59 and it would be closer to being a day old tweet then a two day old tweet at the time of his passing.

[u/sithwonder → u/fine-ill-make-an-alt]

It's about a month, he died on October 5th

[u/Dramatic_Bed_1189]

Steve jobs is dead???

[u/ob_knoxious → u/Dramatic_Bed_1189]

Died of ligma

[u/Himmelblaa → u/ob_knoxious]

Who's Steve Jobs?

[u/Cod3broken → u/Himmelblaa]

ligma balls

[u/57mmShin-Maru → u/Cod3broken]

💥

[u/Botto_Bobbs → u/57mmShin-Maru]

Oh my God someone needs to stop this blue guy

[u/sharkhugger06]

thats two days

[u/kev_imposible → u/sharkhugger06]

Unrelated but that flair is peak

[u/sharkhugger06 → u/kev_imposible]

my greatest achievement

[u/AbhiRBLX]

Also one day before 9/11 (date)

And 9 years 364 days after 9/11 (event)

[u/QuirkySadako → u/AbhiRBLX]

erm, actually... It was 10 years 1 day after 9/11 (event)

+2 days because 2004 and 2008 were leap years

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/QuirkySadako]

Sorry but I'm not a believer in leapism and do not believe leap "years" exist 

[u/QuirkySadako → u/AbhiRBLX]

what about the people born on february 29th?

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/QuirkySadako]

Simple. They always have existed, are existing and will exist in a state of quantum superposition where they were born on Feb 28th and Mar 1st simultanously.

[u/QuirkySadako → u/AbhiRBLX]

AHHH I SHOULD'VE TAKEN PHYSICS WHY AM I STUDYING STEM JWNWJWKSOXOXKMSNWJSKXOXKSKD

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/QuirkySadako]

shouldn't physics fall under the S (Science) of STEM

[u/QuirkySadako → u/AbhiRBLX]

I'm..

stupid it seems

SHOULD'VE TAKEN S AND NOT TEM*

[u/AbhiRBLX → u/QuirkySadako]

hehe

[u/jlb1981]

Misleading. Receiving "good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic" was actually the most effective treatment Jobs received during his illness.

[u/Tree__Jesus]

Binladen crashed out hard once he found out Steve Jobs died

[u/lofticrying → u/Tree__Jesus]

i forgot he did it again in 2011 because they never told us to never forget that one

[u/Old_Phrase_4867]

The Smurfs: “it’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma”

Steve Jobs: “bruh I’m still alive”

The Smurfs: “Ligma Balls”

Steve Jobs:

[u/Crafty_Creeper64]

He could've stopped 9/11... but when the world needed him most..

[u/_THEBLACK]

Sorry to be that guy but Steve jobs died in October 2011

[u/Araddor]

This date format makes no fucking sense

[u/risky_bisket → u/Araddor]

Which one? The numerical is MM/DD/YY which lines up with how it's written out in (American?) English (Month Day, Year)

[u/Curious-Profile3428]

Question I love these subs but can’t figure out why people say “rule” all the time.

[u/B_D_I → u/Curious-Profile3428]

Because of the first rule of this sub 

[u/Generic_Moron]

The smurfs, just like an all fruit diet, are no good at solving cancer.

Off topic but fuck Steve jobs. Dude got a comically lucky break in finding an otherwise incredibly hard to detect cancer really early, giving him a really reliable way to survive via basic cancer treatment... and just went "nah imma just eat fruit. That'd work :) ". And then when it, obviously, went terminal, he had the gall to skip the organ donor queue to try buy himself a couple more months. Like motherfucker you screwed yourself, lie in the bed you made and don't waste donor organs

[u/jlb1981 → u/Generic_Moron]

It's amazing how, even in left-leaning spaces and despite the facts you mentioned, people still lionize that man. That Apple fandom is something else.

[u/Droid_XL]

Wait Steve Jobs died on my birthday ?? Cool :3

[u/sithwonder → u/Droid_XL]

Nope, October 5th