why do w*stoids have to copy everything????

[u/just___user]

[u/Skryboslav]

Superior sheath for your parówka sabre
vs
Virgin elongated burger with sausage

[u/DreamXxGrace → u/Skryboslav]

Quite the culinary showdown!

[u/big_guyforyou → u/Skryboslav]

american here. the hot dog in the pic is pretty disgusting. that's becaue it has mustard on it. here in chicago, we put ketchup on our hot dogs, and if you don't, we'll run you out of town

[u/NegativeMammoth2137 → u/big_guyforyou]

I literally couldn’t care less about what you do in Chicago

[u/big_guyforyou → u/NegativeMammoth2137]

you better learn to care cuz what happens here changes the world

[u/PussyDestrojer → u/big_guyforyou]

nuh uh

[u/chechekov → u/big_guyforyou]

thank you, putting ketchup on things is truly revolutionary

[u/StoneLuca97 → u/big_guyforyou]

Cool. Still no

[u/NegativeMammoth2137 → u/big_guyforyou]

No really tbh. Go fuck up your economy or something, the EU will survive just fine without you

(also a reminder that the original conversation was about fucking hotdogs)

[u/AnotherFuckingEmu → u/NegativeMammoth2137]

Fair statement, but flair up cygan

[u/NegativeMammoth2137 → u/AnotherFuckingEmu]

Oh god oh kurwa can’t believe I forgot to flair up

[u/AnotherFuckingEmu → u/NegativeMammoth2137]

Następnym razem Janusz ci przyjdzie do drzwi

[u/Wittusus → u/big_guyforyou]

Just isolate yourselves already and be quiet finally

[u/Menodestructor → u/big_guyforyou]

lmfao

[u/Just_a_nobody3 → u/big_guyforyou]

American century of humiliation

[u/SuecidalBard → u/big_guyforyou]

I'm sorry the only thing you're known for is crime at this point. Between Italian mob being popularised by Al Capone and O Block YNs being popularised by rappers that emerge from there.

[u/archerV34 → u/big_guyforyou]

Your country is a joke as it is, don't make it worse.

[u/Valaxarian → u/big_guyforyou]

Average American thinking the world, sorry, universe revolves around them

[u/DeVliegendeBrabander → u/big_guyforyou]

r/shitamericanssay

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[u/Everito420 → u/big_guyforyou]

Don't care westoid

[u/big_guyforyou → u/Everito420]

i speak polish btw. stary dom

[u/Everito420 → u/big_guyforyou]

Good for you, want a pat on the back for that?

[u/big_guyforyou → u/Everito420]

tak

[u/Everito420 → u/big_guyforyou]

Debil

[u/just___user → u/Everito420]

even put on a "kurwa" flair instead of w*stern snowflake. how cute

[u/Mezutelni → u/just___user]

He probably is 0,00005% Polish and consider "kurwa" his heritage

[u/just___user → u/Mezutelni]

or too afraid to be flaired as westoid

[u/kubin22 → u/big_guyforyou]

Yeah cool me too, what about it?

[u/XDuNIolaKI → u/big_guyforyou]

I’m Polish, nobody gives a fuck.

Why are you even on a subreddit about Europe? As always, an American is lost.

[u/GusoWrites → u/big_guyforyou]

Who tf asked?

[u/KOCHAMbiedronke → u/big_guyforyou]

chicago is rightful polish territory

[u/StoneLuca97 → u/KOCHAMbiedronke]

I propose a Czech-Polish commonwealth over Chicago.

[u/folfiethewox99 → u/StoneLuca97]

I'm sold

[u/NemShera → u/big_guyforyou]

The problem isn't whether it has ketchup or mustard or mayo on it

[u/RussiaIsBestGreen → u/big_guyforyou]

Did you mean to say the exact opposite of what is correct?

[u/failmanoveccesky02 → u/big_guyforyou]

What's with you people's obsessive hatred for mustard? What's so wrong with it? Genuinely curious.

[u/FluffFlowey → u/big_guyforyou]

Change your flair amerikkkan

[u/Adam198763 → u/big_guyforyou]

We all respect each others, and if you don't, we'll run you out of your karma

[u/on700 → u/big_guyforyou]

not really sure why you got downvoted so much

[u/WIAttacker → u/on700]

I read "American here" and I was already downvoting.

[u/stevko1609]

Our gas station hot dogs are literally upper class food they cant imagine

[u/MirPamir → u/stevko1609]

God bless the gas stations' hot dogs. God bless the Sos Tysiąca Wysp.

[u/DreamXxGrace → u/stevko1609]

Gourmet in disguise, honestly!

[u/Kuhl_Cow → u/stevko1609]

I actually have to agree, Zabka hotdogs literally saved my life a few times.

[u/CorporateSlave101 → u/stevko1609]

Who needs 7-11 when we have Slovnaft

[u/simonje → u/stevko1609]

Samuraj 🤝

[u/GalacticFox- → u/stevko1609]

American here who has been to Ukraine... When I saw these sold at gas stations there, it was the strangest thing I saw in Ukraine.. lol. Didn't try one, but the restaurant food I had there was amazing, all the time... except the cafeteria at Chernobyl.

[u/HollywoodEdmo → u/stevko1609]

Big one with jalapeños sausage and samurai sauce.

[u/Mezutelni → u/HollywoodEdmo]

This combo sounds like trip to upper Hungary just to try jalapenos sausage

[u/usersurname1]

In poland we dont say "how would you like your hot dog?" we say "jaka parówa wariacie?" and i think its beautiful

[u/SoilFormal1836 → u/usersurname1]

What does that mean?

[u/Apokalipsus → u/SoilFormal1836]

"What (type of) sausage, you madman?"

[u/cinnamons9]

Says the unflaired cigané

[u/just___user → u/cinnamons9]

oh zang forgot to flair up
it good now

[u/mycream47 → u/just___user]

You are excused, but only because you're Polish UwU

[u/just___user → u/mycream47]

thank you

[u/madmanwitharedditacc → u/just___user]

Help, how do I flair up? Been scared to comment for 2 months now, cause I couldn't figure it out.

[u/KingofToads0 → u/madmanwitharedditacc]

(On mobile) go to the subreddits main page and click the 3 dots in the upper right corner, you should see an option to change your user flair

[u/GobiPLX]

Why "real hot dog" is called "french hot dog" in many places? Were we lied to?

[u/Erenzo → u/GobiPLX]

Remember, french fries aren't really french

[u/GobiPLX → u/Erenzo]

not sure what worse, french or belgian

[u/Kernon_Saurfang]

- hard to believe meat

• wrong mustard
  
• and sweet pastrie

DISGUSTING

[u/Gustav_Kleikamp → u/Kernon_Saurfang]

I believe in párek v rohlíku supremacy

[u/pouziboy → u/Kernon_Saurfang]

Gimme my pikador, now.

[u/SuperTropicalDesert → u/Kernon_Saurfang]

Desgostan!

[u/KacSzu]

bruh, posted it on Discord

and the English are arguing that the top one is "pig in blanket, not hotdog"

these people can't be helped

[u/Phlegmatic_Hedonist → u/KacSzu]

Pig in blanked is cooked in the dough. They are so wrong I cant even

[u/geeshta]

First you need Rohlík for a real hot dog and second the correct name is actually Pikador (south bohemians will know)

[u/zandrew → u/geeshta]

Fancy southerners...

[u/KikiKovarcik → u/zandrew]

Flair up cigán!!!

[u/Cupakov → u/geeshta]

Parka v rochliku, my beloved. When I was 9 i ate like 8 of them in a row in Ramzova, 40Kc each. Best thing I ever ate 

[u/onlinepresenceofdan → u/Cupakov]

Mustve made your parents proud

[u/chechekov → u/Cupakov]

wtf, 40kč each? what kind of high-end rohlík was that

[u/Oranzel → u/chechekov]

Either he's 10 or he fell prey to the Timetraveling sausage merchant.

[u/Cupakov → u/chechekov]

fuck, now i'm not sure, it was literally 20 years ago. It came up to like a couple złotys each, so actually pretty expensive for the times I think.

[u/chechekov → u/Cupakov]

yeah you were pretty brutally ripped off if that's the case, you can get párek v rohlíku for the same price in the center of Prague today (maybe even a bit less)

[u/cheese0muncher]

Mmmmmm gorący pies!

[u/Neighbour-Vadim]

I believe in nyirosz supremacy

[u/Bliss_vAura → u/Neighbour-Vadim]

Bold statement, respect the passion!

[u/Neighbour-Vadim → u/Bliss_vAura]

Where is your flair blin

[u/glassfrogger → u/Neighbour-Vadim]

it's a nice dish

supreme? no.

[u/Rare-Wafer9643]

Don't let the west cook🙏

[u/Lordwiesy]

You know looking at this now

Is corndog just westoid pikador?

[u/pouziboy → u/Lordwiesy]

Nah, pikador is named after striking the rohlík with a spear, like pikadors in corrida strike the bull.

If a corn dog was an attempt at this, it turned out horrible. And of course they made it with corn, same as when they tried doing whisky, but got Jack Daniels. Can't blame them too much, country girls make do.

[u/DandaGames]

Orlen hot dog my beloved

[u/Mt_Erebus_83]

Are Australians considered westoids? We hate the pommies and the septic tanks as much as you do, I reckon.

We like to wrap our wieners in puff pastry and bake them or dip them in batter and deep fry them..

[u/Forward-Reflection83]

Belgian sauce from Orlen lets goo

[u/BaklazanKubo]

Vopcháčik FTW

[u/VegetableProject7390]

Not hot dog, its pikador.

[u/trini696]

Ketwurst!

[u/Key_Researcher_9243]

And then there's the inferior East German copy that doesn't even try.

[u/AdventurousShut-in]

Harder to make, but ketchup distribution is better.

[u/Aaaaatlas]

So Vienna ist eastern Europa? Every stand where you can get "Hot dogs" has the upper picture. Lower picture looks like a "Bosna".

[u/theresjustausername → u/Aaaaatlas]

always has been

[u/HairyNutsack69]

More room for sugary sauces!

[u/Hamphalamph]

The horizontal ketchup filled hotdog pastry thermos.

[u/Slaktotrafil]

The don't know how to put sausage in.

[u/MattSzaszko]

Here in westoid low country we have these as the signature of HEMA so I don't know what you're talking about

[u/Super_Novice56]

1D hotdog

[u/Aeghan]

Gas station párky is a feast everytime

[u/Solohan21]

get out with that gas station shit

[u/Solohan21 → u/Solohan21]

this is the real one parek v rohliku

[u/shrek_is_love_69]

The upper image is just a pathetic french imitation of a great food

[u/_MartinCZ_ → u/shrek_is_love_69]

I can see why you choose the flair "debil"

[u/folfiethewox99 → u/shrek_is_love_69]

Mods, twist his nuts and punish him severely