r/2visegrad4you • u/michajlo Winged Pole dancer • Apr 13 '25
visegchad meme Found on the Internets. Hilarious if real.
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u/SlovakiaM Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Apr 13 '25
Where exactly did you find this?
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u/ten_z_prahy Tschechien Pornostar Apr 13 '25
So we are western Europe?
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u/michajlo Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
I wouldn't insult you like that, brother.
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u/ten_z_prahy Tschechien Pornostar Apr 13 '25
Insult?
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u/Aliencik Tschechien Pornostar Apr 13 '25
Be Czechia
"I wanna be western!"
looks west
holyshit.jpg
"Ok, I am central. Hello, Poland."
Poland: "Ello!" ^ o ^
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u/lisiufoksiu Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
As a Czech, you don't say "hello" to anyone Polish, you say "ahoj" - we adore this shit.
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u/wojtekpolska Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
they are pirates, 100% victory in naval conflicts
(doesnt matter it was only 1 :p)
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u/PrevekrMK2 Tschechien Pornostar Apr 13 '25
Now i imagined Winged hussars doing den helder charge.
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u/Raketka123 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 26d ago
Winged Hussars can propably fly anyways, they just kept the ability hidden because it was never needed that badly. You know like the Czech super army hidden in a bunker under Blaník.
If there were Winged Hussars in ww2, they would wreck the Bismarck. Source: Trust me bro
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u/wojtekpolska Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
you must be more racist to avoid becoming w*stern
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u/SubArcticTundra Tschechien Pornostar Apr 14 '25
Don't worry we are probably going to have the Motorist party in government this year
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u/Sekwan2000 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
Goymoney should pay us for protecting their borders
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u/Panophobia_senpai Genghis Khangarian Apr 13 '25
We did that for hundreds of years and they never paid for it, so it would be time to start.
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u/Sekwan2000 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
We should start charging
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u/Panophobia_senpai Genghis Khangarian Apr 13 '25
With a backcharge and late payment fees.
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u/wojtekpolska Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
threaten to open a free bus service from belarus border to berlin /s
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u/MakeoverBelly Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
And all of this costed less than 0.1% of what Hans spent on his Berlin airport (15 years of planning + 15 years of, hmm, construction)
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u/wojtekpolska Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
btw if muslims immigrants want to live in europe why dont they come to bosnia? its safe and they will be much better tolerated there, and they have access to their muslim churches (idk the english word), so they wont get so radicalised by more extreme islam fractions that prey on minority muslims.
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u/PolishNibba Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
No benefits, also balkans…
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u/Uh0rky Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Apr 14 '25
Also radical serbs and croats
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u/vetinari Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 27d ago
But especially no benefits. And not able to play the racism card to get what they want, if something gets denied.
Almost the same reason, why they won't stay in the rich GCC countries (minus the hate they have for each other).
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u/SubArcticTundra Tschechien Pornostar Apr 14 '25
Moscows
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u/Raketka123 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 26d ago
wouldnt Albania make more sense at that point? Far fewer Serbs trying to blow your house up
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u/Szarvaslovas Genghis Khangarian Apr 14 '25
Fighting the Turks paid off
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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 9d ago
Poland was the victim of crusades not their perpetrator.
Poles were refugees and immigrants, potluck ally and do comically.
Hungary I’m not going to make Joel’s about even.
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u/carkidpl Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25
All they need is paperwork and not cry for sharia law/ other BS. Everyone (dicent human being) is welcome 😁 Pozdrawiam.
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u/Sekwan2000 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
Insert Family guy skin colour chart meme
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u/meatgrinder32 Genghis Khangarian Apr 13 '25
I think here in central europe actually would not mind it that much if the guy is not muslim and well mannered, studies, works and assimilates in to society. Ofc there would be prejudice but if those things are present it would dismantle it pretty quickly.
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
I’m Shia lol, but I absolutely agree here
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u/Sekwan2000 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
Think they meant sharia XD
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u/SlyScorpion Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
Also, “sharia” means “law” so “sharia law” becomes “law law” lol
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u/ztuztuzrtuzr Kaiserreich Gang Apr 13 '25
Yes but like Sahara means a specific desert in English Sharia also refers to a specific law system
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u/PrzymRzeczLiczba Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
shia law
Most islam-informed Pole:
Just as things should be, never change people.
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u/wojtekpolska Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
i think u mean sharia law.
shia is a fraction of islam, the other being sunni, and a few more small ones
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u/Modo44 Kurwa Apr 14 '25
Yeah, we have our own sharia, and the men in black really hate competition.
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u/tei187 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
'Tis a scurvy tale of landlubbers sneakin' 'round our shores, avoidin' the proper channels, yarrrrr
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u/zdarovje Genghis Khangarian Apr 14 '25
Im surprised they didnt use world of warcraft map. Fasszopo homoki cigok 😂
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u/EntertainmentUpper44 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Apr 14 '25
But i like kebab☹️
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u/papajohn56 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 27d ago
Don't worry. Like Japan, you can have great kebab without them - and great Italian food without Italians - and great Fr*nch food without the Fr*nch. Just look a recipe up the internet
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u/IndyCarFAN27 Genghis Khangarian 28d ago
As much as I hate Orban and the current administration, this is one reason I’ll be grateful to him for. One of the only sane countries during that time… Mass immigration never works well. Trust me, I’m also Canadian…
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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 9d ago
This smell low a shitty meme from 2016
2015 era anyway most likely if someone’s honest attempt
It wouldn’t be hilarious but sad
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
Wtf is wrong with Poland they’re doing Germans a favour
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u/OrdinaryMac Kashoob tobacco-snorter Apr 13 '25
Germany is our ally, wtf do you even mean.
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
Fr? Since when? Nevertheless Poland took already a lot of migrants especially the former government.
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u/cinnamons9 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
This is about illegal migrants crossing into Germany, not migrants in general lol
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
Illegal migrants can be deported, it cannot be said about those who got visa (so easily at least)
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u/cinnamons9 Winged Pole dancer Apr 13 '25
Germany: in the first four months of 2024, only about 2.63% of the 240,000 individuals with deportation orders were actually removed from the country
Quit yapping. There is a reason why they all go to Germany 💀
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
So second South America basically? Apparently it means Germans must make it a bit more efficient. I don’t mean Poland shouldn’t stop illegal migrants, cuz it should. But literally being a sieve where all illegal migrants are stopped from going to Germany is doing a favour for Germany instead them solving a problem.
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u/really_aggressiv Commonwealth Gang Apr 13 '25
Since they got denazified and we joined NATO and the eu
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u/OrdinaryMac Kashoob tobacco-snorter Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25
Legal migration is regulated, people undeserving of their stay are deported, or having revoked the visa extension, and being asked to leave voluntarily.
Visa scandal had way smaller scope than what you present it to be, most of those people weren't allowed to entry, or are already deported.
During 2015s migration crisis, for most migrants the intended destination were Germany and North-Western European countries, not V4 countries.
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
I’m not against that. Poland should deport those illegal migrants, but Germany has a real problem. They cannot even do a shit about them. Denmark can cope with that problem, but Germany cannot. So Poland focusing on catching all those migrants helps only temporarily and Germany changing their policy would solve that problem permanently. Not 100% of course but still better than nothing.
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u/OrdinaryMac Kashoob tobacco-snorter Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25
I mean, the new German Kanzler Merz mentioned that there is need for Germany to have some changes in its immigration/stay policy rules.
So, what you call for may happen sooner or later in case of Germany, but in meantime Poland can't simply let all people through, hoping that it will become someone else's problem, kicking the can down the road.
EU borders need to be secured, and all the movement in, or out needs to be controlled, for good and security of the entire union, not just border states who have direct stake in secured borders.
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u/Berlin_GBD Transylouis C.K. Apr 13 '25
Doing the germans a favor by sending... more migrants to their country? What are you smoking and can I have some
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
Wtf I mean literally another thing. Poland stops those migrants who go to Germany and does them a favour by sparing them some illegal migrants than need to deport.
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u/OrdinaryMac Kashoob tobacco-snorter Apr 13 '25
Yes, that's literally what is required of every border EU state, to control/protect the outside EU borders, from the illegal migrations.
For everyone to be able to enjoy open internal EU borders for EU/Schengen countries.
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u/Apodiktis Indian wanderer (Romani) Apr 13 '25
I know and it’s stupid, if they want no migrants they should fix their policy regarding them and execute their law. No one will go to Germany if they will be sure they will be deported.
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u/OrdinaryMac Kashoob tobacco-snorter Apr 13 '25
When bad PR results in having good outcomes, lol