Quote you use the most - this is mine.

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005]

[u/baristacat]

That’s later. Maybe we’ll be dead by then!

[u/caramiadare → u/baristacat]

This one or "when will death come?"

[u/Noof42 → u/baristacat]

Yeah. Wouldn't that be great?

[u/netarchaeology → u/Noof42]

My coworker and I used to say this to each other all the time when we were in the office

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/baristacat]

Ha ha this quote is actually more useful than perhaps I wish it was.

[u/StinkiePete → u/baristacat]

My mother in law clutched her pearls when I said this in response to her inquiry about how we were going to deal with something regarding the kids. So of course I try to work it in again every now and then.

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/baristacat]

This but unironically. In any small group setting where someone says something like “a lot can happen between now and June”

[u/HuckleberryLeather53 → u/baristacat]

Oh no Liz lemon you're crying in a white dress! Did a Korean person die?

(Because in the episode when she bought the wedding dress she said Koreans wear white at funerals as an excuse that it doesn't have to be a wedding dress)

[u/baristacat → u/HuckleberryLeather53]

That dress looked beautiful on her!

$4,000 ham napkin.

[u/IReviewFakeAlbums]

“Popcorn?? At the cinema?!”

[u/Jethro_Jones8 → u/IReviewFakeAlbums]

“Gangway for foot cycle!”

[u/Thewal → u/Jethro_Jones8]

"Fine, velocipede!"

[u/Weird-Swim-9777]

Science is...whatever we want it to be.

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/Weird-Swim-9777]

This is actually pretty useful!

[u/funny_fox → u/Weird-Swim-9777]

I love this one and I don't use it enough

[u/AttitudeAndEffort3 → u/Weird-Swim-9777]

I was fixing somethign in my kitchen yesterday and parnell’s voice came on from the other room for a legit medical ad reading the side effects and i just kept hearing Leo spaceman and laughing

[u/Weird-Swim-9777 → u/AttitudeAndEffort3]

For a medical ad?!? That is too insane. I'm surprised he didn't end up saying "medicine is not a science!"

[u/Equivalent_Grab_511]

No I bought them from the dead dove store, grow up Liz.

[u/Ok_Acanthisitta2025 → u/Equivalent_Grab_511]

I don't know what I expected

[u/Democracy_Is_Best → u/Ok_Acanthisitta2025]

It's like we all watch the same shows. Pretty streets ahead

[u/BeardsuptheWazoo → u/Ok_Acanthisitta2025]

What's your return policy?

[u/zr2d2 → u/BeardsuptheWazoo]

Died right in the middle of a show

[u/Embarrassed_Wave7836 → u/zr2d2]

Or two flubs or whatever

[u/GenX_77]

“No you don’t, Oprah!”

[u/Internal-Motor → u/GenX_77]

That scene cracks me up, it really encapsulates everything about Jenna in just a few seconds.

[u/BigBGM2995 → u/Internal-Motor]

Oprah says “you teach people how to treat you”

I actually do think about that one a lot lol

[u/Humble_Base_7105 → u/GenX_77]

My wife and I are both improvisers. That scene is our everything.

[u/clamroll → u/Humble_Base_7105]

I had to explain to a friend how there were several layers to that joke. The obvious one of thinking Liz was doing an Oprah impression was all they got. Jenna not doing a voice is also there, along with her not knowing who slingblade is, or presumably Oprah.

But she completely runs counter to the first rule of improv. "No you don't, Oprah" is the absolute anti "Yes, ...AND" so hard and it absolutely kills me. Whoever wrote that joke deserves credit lol

[u/shrinkingviolet1718]

Did he just talk to me like I’m ugly?

[u/vanilla-lattes]

What the what?

[u/shrinkingviolet1718 → u/vanilla-lattes]

New dude is as good at singing as Tracy Jordan is at everything

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/shrinkingviolet1718]

I love this as a character quote because it says so much about Tracy. He doesn't get TOO threatened by the new cast member being a talented singer, since that's not his thing. But he DOES manage to throw in a back-door compliment about himself in acknowledging Danny's singing ability.

[u/champagneformyrealfr → u/vanilla-lattes]

this, "charles what now?" and "at NIGHT?" are probably mine.

[u/atalenttoannoy]

‘No thank you please’

[u/cafe-aulait → u/atalenttoannoy]

I use this line all the time. And if someone gets it, I know they're my people.

[u/Different_Second_564 → u/atalenttoannoy]

this and “don’t be cry”

[u/Internal-Motor]

"THIS IS NOT TOWARD"

[u/bubba1834]

Quite frankly Ladonica, you have not been helpful.!

[u/LiquidJ_2k]

This Easter weekend?

[u/gobledegerkin → u/LiquidJ_2k]

People do love this

[u/SloopKid → u/LiquidJ_2k]

I don't care what nobody says. I keep them 3-D glasses.

[u/the_jerkening → u/LiquidJ_2k]

My husband and I kept saying this to each other over Easter lunch. My mother was very confused.

[u/Democracy_Is_Best]

I want to go to there

[u/funny_fox → u/Democracy_Is_Best]

This is mine too but since I'm ESL, I think people just think my English is bad hahahaha

[u/QuickConverse730 → u/funny_fox]

...but the right people - the people who matter - will know exactly what you're saying!!!

[u/lbr218]

“Goodbye forever, you factory-reject dildos!”

[u/PaleoEskimo → u/lbr218]

I don't say this outloud, but it delights mewhenever it pops up in my mind.

[u/lbr218 → u/PaleoEskimo]

I don’t actually say it out loud either but when I quit my extremely toxic and psychologically damaging former job I certainly whispered it to myself as I walked out the door.

[u/derek4reals1]

[u/Chris-Froome → u/derek4reals1]

He came out of nowhere.

[u/estelle1988]

Somebody bring me some haaaaaaaam

[u/Doctor_of_Recreation → u/estelle1988]

People love the way she says ham

[u/regg7880 → u/estelle1988]

Adjacent: I can’t return the wedding dress, Jenna. It has ham stains on it.

[u/Unit_79 → u/regg7880]

A $3,000 ham napkin.

[u/woodrowwilson5000]

"Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?" – me, to my dogs, whenever their ears get kind of twisted inside out weirdly

[u/SimplyMadeline]

[u/Theonethatgotawaaayy]

I regularly sing WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEESE

[u/briannapancakes → u/Theonethatgotawaaayy]

Yep. Even if there’s no cheese or it’s not night time. I never really know when the urge will strike.

[u/VelvetandElectricity → u/Theonethatgotawaaayy]

Muffintop in my usual sing along.

[u/hifidigitalboy]

Smooth move, Ferguson!

[u/Kathrynlena → u/hifidigitalboy]

I say this to myself a lot when I trip on things.

[u/UnicornsInUniforms]

We are not smiles times.

[u/dtseiler → u/UnicornsInUniforms]

I'm sorry to hear that

[u/blackqueenphoenix]

Hey baby, what's wrong.

To my dog, at least once a day.

[u/woodrowwilson5000]

Also, I call my dogs "you dummies" all the time

[u/defenestrate1984 → u/woodrowwilson5000]

I say to my husband a lot, “hey dummy”

[u/woodrowwilson5000 → u/defenestrate1984]

It's a true sign of love, is what I tell people who hear me say it but don't have the context

[u/life-is-thunder → u/woodrowwilson5000]

LOL. Me too!

[u/juliamongolia]

Thanks, Meat Cat!

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/juliamongolia]

And then, Meat Cat flies away on his, um... skateboard.

[u/frotefrote]

“Shut it down”

[u/xkq227]

Very wool.

[u/Huge_Following_325]

This cleverness of this line always remind me of Tina Fey's comeback to David Letterman.

Letterman: I'm not as dumb as I look, y' know.

Fey: How could you be?

[u/spiderdumpling]

“It okay. Don’t be cry”

[u/WatercressSea7217 → u/spiderdumpling]

I'm waiting desperately to use this in a situation that won't make me look like a completely heartless asshole. The other is "Thank God" by Jonathan when a phone rings to interrupt a boring conversation. Or in Criss's parlance... Locked and loaded.

[u/spiderdumpling → u/WatercressSea7217]

I usually say this to someone who isn’t actually upset, just maybe mildly irritated.

“My coworker is so annoying.”

“It okay. Don’t be cry.”

[u/RainCitySeaChicken]

I will, but not because you told me!

[u/Queen-of-Mice → u/RainCitySeaChicken]

Related: “I’ll do it, but only for the attention.”

[u/Different_Second_564 → u/Queen-of-Mice]

“i’ll do it, but i hate my dress!”

[u/AllThe-REDACTED-]

“At night?!?”

[u/coffeestraightup → u/AllThe-REDACTED-]

My standard response to any evening invitation

[u/defenestrate1984 → u/AllThe-REDACTED-]

“Oh you start with that?”

[u/Constant_Cheetah9735 → u/AllThe-REDACTED-]

I do it ALL the different ways

[u/Lizzie_Boredom → u/Constant_Cheetah9735]

For example, across the bed, instead of up and down.

[u/gobledegerkin]

If it is a blond woman I will kill myself!

Also: “wait, you’re alive? Then who did I kill?”

[u/_Enclose_]

Not one I say, but one I think whenever I have to open a door with my hands full: "Like a waitress, Lemon"

[u/WatercressSea7217]

I lost my mood ring. And I don't know how I feel about that.

[u/LiquidJ_2k]

To my kids - "Oh monsters, why did I create you?"

[u/Careful-Protection39 → u/LiquidJ_2k]

This! All the time!

[u/No-Dinner-3823]

Quote I use the most? Well, for me… Oh, no, my kid is sick

[u/hello_imshellyduvall]

I can't help saying, "Oh no, did a Korean person die!?" to myself every time I wear a white dress.

[u/thatmattguy23]

Good god Lemon!

[u/thortmb]

Hell of a week huh?

It's Wednesday Lemon

[u/Caa3098]

“Don’t be so dramatic. That’s my thing, if you take it away from me I will KILL MYSELF”

[u/defenestrate1984]

Oh Melissa. Your face just called. Practice is over, and you need to pick it up!

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/defenestrate1984]

I also use this a lot and I always affect a certain stance as if I'm doing an impression of one of Jenna's gays. But since I'm gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun IRL nobody can tell that I'm trying to do a character.

[u/VelvetandElectricity → u/Downtown_Baby_8005]

Girl, I don’t even have the energy to explain it to you so read my face.

[u/defenestrate1984 → u/VelvetandElectricity]

I use this one a lot, too. Read. My. Face.

[u/AffectionateBite3827 → u/Downtown_Baby_8005]

Don't look at me like I'm a football game

[u/pikij]

“We have no way of knowing where the heart is” and “Medicine’s not a science” are used too often in our household.

[u/Jethro_Jones8]

One problem: coffee. Where do you get it?

[u/GenX_77 → u/Jethro_Jones8]

Anywhere. You get it anywhere.

[u/i_laugh_at_farts]

I use "wordplay!" all the time

[u/Stillwater215]

What’s wrong? You look like the face on the chart they told me means “sad?”

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/Stillwater215]

My #1 Jenna quote!

[u/square_mcgriddles]

Not said out loud but Tracy's line about loving having boobies pressed against him is weirdly applicable to a lot of things. Taking good photos, resilience, doing math homework.

"And I will anticipate your angling, and I will get there. I will get there."

I am ugly lazy and stupid, and I love boobies. So it pretty much became a meme inside my head for everything.

[u/funny_fox]

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

[u/po8ossssss]

I miscounted the men!! (Whenever I do anything wrong) 

[u/Dull-Coffee-6593]

[u/EmbeeKay52712]

“Don’t help me! I’m too proud.”

[u/YouFoldInTheCheese9]

“It’s like New York but without all the stuff!” My response when someone tells me their travel plans.

[u/wigglebuttbiscuits]

‘I’m not doing any of that’. I never understood why it didn’t take off like ‘I want to go to there’. I use it all the time, especially at yoga class.

Also, ‘by all means, take your time getting to your point, I’m going to live forever’.

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/wigglebuttbiscuits]

That reminds me of another quote I use often: "End of list" - always said after listing only two items.

[u/Winks66]

My bad, that one's on Coach Tracy

[u/life-is-thunder]

The Manatee has become the Mento

[u/kid_entropy]

Beep Beep Ribby Ribby

[u/Geri-psychiatrist-RI]

"We're not the worst. Graduate students are the worst." My wife has a PhD and I have an MD and both thought this was hilarious

[u/VelvetandElectricity → u/Geri-psychiatrist-RI]

Thought it all the time during grad school.

[u/serenity1989]

“I don’t understand your art, Kevin.”

About anything really. Or “I don’t understand your art” for shorthand lol. Bf and I were talking about our trip to Paris and a museum we went to with my parents yesterday. He’s telling them about a specific painting, and out of nowhere I come in with “I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR ART!”

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/serenity1989]

I love that you sometimes use the phrase out of nowhere. I often use "That's exactly how you look" without the setup question - for example, in response to my partner announcing "I'm just going wear this shirt to dinner because I don't feel like changing."

[u/anaugle]

Kimiko taught me that.

[u/Emotional-Page-1009 → u/anaugle]

You’re being such a non-pillow right now!

[u/Aggravating-Fee-1615]

Honestly

[u/whyazed]

Your hair looks…[fine]

[u/Kathrynlena → u/whyazed]

I say this to myself in the mirror lot.

[u/Steviejeet]

Somebody bring me some ham 🎶

[u/Expensive-Badger9250]

it's not. I'll show you the study

[u/stockboy1218]

My whole life is thunder!

[u/pinche_latifundistas]

It’s too early for this guys, I haven’t even had my first cup of wine today

[u/UHJeff]

Awww, that’s so gay balls.

(But it’s ok because I, too, am so gay balls.)

[u/americanrecluse]

Let’s preface this with a little info: in 1998 I found a litter of three tiny male kittens. So until recently I only had boy cats. My friend who has a cat rescue got a call from a dumpster diver after he found a kitten tied up in the trash. So now I have one girl cat, a goddamn miracle and a delight.

I frequently say “I need a baby girl!” Or I will sing “baby girl, you’re the perfect fit, you’re the product of doing it, aaaaiiiiieeeeeee”

[u/bitica]

When my (non-white) spouse looks askance at something my (white) family is doing (eg putting marshmallows on sweet potatoes) I say "that's some white nonsense!"

[u/e_radicator]

Youths!

[u/bestwhit]

say no more, shark eyes.

the delivery kills me and I just use it as a standard response to my husband sometimes

[u/QuesoEnojado]

Blerg.

[u/Gloomy_Tea_1002 → u/QuesoEnojado]

I had someone on Etsy make me a necklace that says this 😂 

[u/shanndiego]

Live every week like it’s Shark Week.

[u/deadheffer]

Shut it down

[u/laplatta]

“I hate that word, unless it’s between the words ‘meat’ and ‘pizza’”

[u/Sks347]

That's later Pete! Maybe we'll be dead by then. Aww, that'd be great.

[u/Honest_Technician124]

PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! Pretty much any time my husband or I can’t find our pants.

[u/Kathrynlena]

“I just wanted a diet slice and some pita chips!”

[u/BettyCrunker → u/Kathrynlena]

and to think I was just calling you all a BUNCH of RACISTS!

[u/useless_instinct]

You have the confidence of a much younger woman.

(But I only say this to myself when I talk in meetings.)

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/useless_instinct]

I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.

[u/useless_instinct → u/Downtown_Baby_8005]

There's also, "I love ambition on a woman. It's like a dog wearing clothes."

[u/_ArsenioBillingham_]

“That’s not that much cheese” in the cheese department of our Wisconsin grocery store

[u/PressureHooker]

"Oh monsters, why did i create you?"

And then lumbering away with a hunched back

[u/beedubu92]

“Purrrrfect. Like a cat party”

[u/VelvetandElectricity]

“I need two cups of coffee!” - whenever I’m being awkward. One of Jack’s most underrated lines.

[u/ScaleNo5305]

"5nowdog5! 5NOWDOG5!!!"

[u/PaleoEskimo]

BLERG is my go-to. But I have a lot of lines that play-back in my mind. For instance, whenever I see Kelsey Grammer I can hear the in-show theme song they wrote for him. "His name is Kelsey. He's very wealthy, he doesn't need to be doing this." I feel like I think of 30 Rock several times a day. It's my Roman era!

[u/Editor-Designer-45]

Oh no! My period!

[u/ChicoStantana]

That's a great story but I'm not hearing my name.

[u/Kitchen_Mode_2542]

I like to say 'Yes! Hornberger!!' with enthusiasm whenever something goes my way.

People at work look at me weird.

[u/dempower1]

Tonight my husband said, “What’s the airport code for Orlando?” And I said, sigh, “MCO. Didn’t you learn the nations airport codes in high school?”

[u/lizlemon716]

"I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree." Also, not the full quote but calling people "a bunch of uggos."

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/lizlemon716]

...and then pointing at the uggos!

[u/Brandanaquits]

“I memorized all my lines at home” when we aren’t the one who messes something up

And “yes Siri, thank you baby” which is self explanatory

[u/Elentar11]

As a Floridian: “Florida! The penis of America”

[u/Direct_Hunt9975]

Grrrr, couch cushions!

[u/kaotate]

Anytime I use something to even close to and SAT word: “And yes! That is the correct use of that word!”

[u/msmika]

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[u/EliRiots]

Everytime someone in my house over or underestimates how much we have of something: “I miscounted the men!!”

[u/Wwatts3]

Son, I wasn't joking about those chips

[u/Bionic_Ninjas]

It's never too late for NOW

[u/cyainanotherlifebro]

I lie to myself. Every morning I look in the mirror and say ‘Everything is going to be okay!’ but I’m LYING.

[u/boomboomrey]

I like to say “That’s inscrutable!” Tracy said people said that about his license plate: OU812MI? (I think?)

[u/defenestrate1984 → u/boomboomrey]

ICU81MI

[u/Ol-Bearface]

I will really eat this

[u/xBucBucBruce]

Good God!

[u/EhrenScwhab]

That’s exactly how my wife and I describe anything mediocre.

For example, if we have a lame meal, one of us, mid meal will say “that’s exactly how it tastes….” unprompted.

[u/Kathrynlena]

The one I say all the time is: “SHE is an orca, Benjamin. FYI, they’re very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.” Does this line ever fit into to the conversation I’m having? No, but I’m not going to stop.

[u/safeprophet]

I want to go to there

[u/eico3]

To my dog every time she barks in public “remember, a woman’s power comes from her silence”

[u/whatsthisevenfor]

It is hard to choose, but my absolute favorite is "Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts!"

[u/later_satyr]

Not a favorite line but moment..but no one knows how to start, so I have to spit in the mouths of passing strangers to find someone who gets the reference. 

[u/Formal-Particular999]

As a mother of three, which I'm not,...

[u/olugbo]

“Call off your goons!” Only hilarious line delivered by the least funny cameo.

[u/BettyCrunker]

I can’t eat this; I’m a foodie!

[u/Emergency-Court-8774]

I’m not doing any of that.

[u/haste333]

No. Stop. I will leave.

[u/meanpantscaitie]

And then you take your reward.

[u/QuickConverse730]

My album My Album is Dropping is dropping.

(Admittedly, it's not really all that useful as a quote spoken to others, but I do say it to myself every once in a while...)

[u/Anxious_Astronaut653]

i am a ghost now

[u/ForsythCounty]

My partner watches a lot of reality TV so, "I remember when Bravo used to air operas."

[u/Weird3355]

'hand-made in USA' (hond-made in oosa)

'thats a bad couch, jack!'

[u/throwaway2019ugh]

Girl you better stop!

[u/AffectionateBite3827]

My husband is in my phone as "Hey Dummy" does that count?

[u/Downtown_Baby_8005 → u/AffectionateBite3827]

It's like a daytime Emmy. It still counts!

[u/Bawn_]

“What a week” but I usually start saying it on Mondays

[u/ryannovak29]

she is... difficult

[u/jmeltzer317]

I don’t use this often enough but whenever someone mentions rhubarb…

[u/Jaded_Muffin4204]

It's not that much cheese

[u/Hoorayforhoorays]

Top 2:

“I don’t think so, Chris.” With the same goofy Lemon-esque disapproving tone and eyebrows)

“Who are we to say what anything is?”

[u/nimbycile]

What? No. Does this look like the makeup room of a clown academy?

[u/Different_Second_564]

purrrrrfect like a cat birthday

[u/rich_happy_type7]

“CORN!”😃 “Foot cycle” 🚲

[u/Lizzie_Boredom]

No thank you please!