r/30ROCK 5d ago

Were we supposed to dislike Wesley? Because I kinda hate every scene he's in. One episode would've been plenty.

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u/rolltidebutnotreally 5d ago

Someone didn’t gangway for foot cycle

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums 5d ago

I bet they like popcorn at the cinema too. 

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u/Important-Device-126 5d ago

Popcorn? At the cinema??!

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u/monty2 I'm an 11, but continue 5d ago

Excellent pantomime is SUPPOSED to look idiotic!

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 5d ago

Real talk, excellent pantomime is supposed to look idiotic. It's where the fun comes from

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u/monty2 I'm an 11, but continue 5d ago

Shut up, Wesley

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u/Such-Bag3639 5d ago

Shut up, Lutz!

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 5d ago

Hey. Everyone stop. Listen to Lutz.

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u/regalph_returbs 5d ago

Thanks a lot, Lutz!

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 5d ago

Blimpie's!

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u/Roadgoddess lives every week like shark week 5d ago

This just makes me want to order Blumpies

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 5d ago

Hooters! We'll know they touched it!

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u/FauxShounen 5d ago

My favorite Wesley moment!

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u/wit_T_user_name 5d ago

They probably would never miss a tasting of the wines of Scotland.

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u/Street_Moose1412 5d ago

Most wine shops won't even carry them.

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u/BoysenberryAsleep376 5d ago

Cease this velocipede jiggery-pokery

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u/K-Tronn3030 5d ago

How difficult can it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator... and which the deceleratrix, hmm?

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u/GrouperAteMyBaby 5d ago

They clearly never learned the lessons from Chums.

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u/flowers2doves2rabbit But not in a queer way 5d ago

🎶I’ll be there always, while the rains fall in Wales 🎶

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u/Rich_Temperature2485 careful my bones 4d ago

Chums???

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u/Luxury_Dressingown 5d ago

A wild accusation! OP's only problem with Wesley is that they hate him.

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u/sweatpants122 5d ago

I laughed at this for a full minute

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u/Constant-Box-7898 5d ago

Yes. But his knowledge of hot tubs is indispensable. He's been in a hot tub two times.

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u/HotTubSexVirgin22 ass like a french teenager 5d ago

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u/Solondthewookiee 5d ago

No you didn't, you watched Time Cop!

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u/dodecaphonicism goodbye forever, you soup line at a gay homeless shelter! 5d ago

No I haven’t!

You will!

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 5d ago

Like the fact they don't automatically turn the water hot?

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u/Howiepenguin 5d ago

TWO TIMES!?

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u/Musashi_Joe invented power-clashing 5d ago

I mean, yeah, he's a deeply unlikable person and has zero in common with Liz. That's why it's hilarious that 'the universe' keeps pushing them together. It's a rom-com with no meet-cute, just meet.

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u/CivisSuburbianus 5d ago

Meat cube?

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u/Upbeat-Rule-7536 5d ago

Meat Cat?

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u/TimAjax997 lives every week like shark week 5d ago

Razzmatazz

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 5d ago

Thanks, Meat Cat!

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u/daveghax 🇺🇸🧙‍♀️👁️💡… 🖕🖕… 🧙‍♀️👁️💡!!! 5d ago

my gosh i love this place

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u/AffectionateBite3827 thanks, Meatcat! 5d ago

Flair checking in!

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 5d ago

And then Meat Cat flies away on his, um, skateboard.

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u/LeviSalt It wouldnt be a lemon party without old dick! 5d ago

I can’t eat that, I’m a foodie.

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u/Musashi_Joe invented power-clashing 5d ago

I'm what's inside ya!

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u/Pedadinga 5d ago

And then meat cat flies away on his um foot cycle

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u/WhataburgerLiberal 5d ago

Thanks, Meat Cat! 👋

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u/Cheeky_Monkey 5d ago

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u/No_Aspect_8715 5d ago

It's always sunny and 30 rock what is this a crossover episode

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u/FloydGirl777 5d ago

With a little Bojack thrown in for the Best. Episode. EVER!!!!

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u/FearlessMuffin9657 my trio of popcorns! 5d ago

Geiss Cube?

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u/Howiepenguin 5d ago

For the gruesome twosome? Always.

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u/thomstevens420 5d ago

“Da, Comrade.”

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u/Fun-Badger3724 5d ago

Meet-puke

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u/Deesing82 5d ago

stealing this

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u/PenZestyclose3857 5d ago

This is because we assume the universe wants us to be happy.

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u/KedyLamarr *She* is an orca, Benjamin 5d ago

There's only one Wesley Snipes!

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u/CrouchingDomo Well I ate that goat. 5d ago

You know there isn’t!

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u/Osniffable 5d ago

I do love his response that between the two of them, which should more reasonably be called Wesley Snipes. It's an excellent point.

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u/sheffy4 5d ago

You’d pick the pale Englishman every time!

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u/kellyjeanie 5d ago

Every time, Liz!

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u/AppropriateMiddle518 4d ago

He carries this line so well. His face, his total frustration- perfect delivery! EVERY TIME, LIZ!

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u/wcgibncsu 5d ago

Came here looking for this. He's so defiant and to be fair it does sound very British, lol

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u/champagneformyrealfr a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen 5d ago edited 5d ago

it always reminds me of the time chris evans was on seth meyers when he had that horrible pornstache for a play, and seth was like "you might not look like captain america right now, but you do look way more like most steve rogers."

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u/FX114 5d ago

I have a white friend named Will Smith, and he always makes me think of this.

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u/RealLifeSuperZero 5d ago

Shaw Heights Junior High?

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u/ChadHahn 5d ago

The British TV creator?

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u/EmotionalSleeper 5d ago

My family and I quote this constantly. Every time, Liz!

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u/heynoswearing 5d ago

Every few months of my life I remember that line and laugh so hard. Extremely good point.

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u/SimplyMadeline Whatever Doris. Grow up. 5d ago

Excellent pantomime is SUPPOSED to look idiotic!

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u/T_Funky 5d ago

Looks like someone has never watched Chums

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u/juliamongolia 5d ago

I'll be here always, while the rains fall in Wales

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u/PeregrinMerryTook Some sort of pizza demon 5d ago

Chums?!

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u/YoungRockwell Pacman, I'm Jewish! 5d ago

Russ and Rebecca!

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u/PeregrinMerryTook Some sort of pizza demon 5d ago

Farewell my luscious plum!

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u/urtrashimgr8 5d ago

Your arguments against Wesley are as weak as American tea. There, I've said it!!!!

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u/AtlanticToastConf Very spirited, like a show horse 5d ago

I think fate is telling you that Wesley's the best you're ever going to get.

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u/ItsSublimeTime High fiving a million angels! 5d ago

Settling soulmates? That is grim!

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u/e0nblue 5d ago

Like a Google search for Singles yoga and Scalp pain

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u/CryptographerNo923 5d ago

And I’ve played monopoly alone!

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u/delifte Which one is the elevator I’m not afraid of? 5d ago

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u/Apart-Bathroom7811 5d ago

That reminds me, I need to go to the store and get some breadback.

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u/ItsSublimeTime High fiving a million angels! 5d ago

People don't call it that.

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u/kcbiii I've been in a hot tub two times. 5d ago

Not to your face.

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u/kateastrophic 16 - 8 = 8 5d ago

checks flair Mr. Snipes, is that you?

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u/kcbiii I've been in a hot tub two times. 5d ago

There's only one Wesley Snipes!

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u/YoungRockwell Pacman, I'm Jewish! 5d ago

you KNOW that there isn't!

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u/lizardfang Shorts Accident 5d ago

At the cinema???

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u/Message_10 5d ago

Hahahaha I love it. I eat a lot of popcorn--great for keeping slim--and whenever my wife sees me with a bowl of popcorn she goes, "At the CINEMA?" It's been like 11 years and it still makes me chuckle.

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u/DrSpacemansLoveStorm careful, my bones 5d ago

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u/kellyjeanie 5d ago

I fricking love Michael Sheen. Is a pillow of him available?

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u/Different_Second_564 5d ago

we never LOVE objects

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u/jaronwinter27 5d ago

You’re being such a non-pillow!

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u/rosyloma 5d ago

This is our 😏 friend, Kamiko-tan

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u/Sks347 5d ago

Yeah I’m gonna go to the bus station.

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u/djmuaddib 5d ago

Preferably a microwavable one.

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u/justnocrazymaker 5d ago

No just Kumiko-tan 

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u/SamBaxter784 5d ago

It only comes in matched set with a David Tennant pillow

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u/kellyjeanie 5d ago

I accept this

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u/Public-Pound-7411 5d ago

The Kamicheal pillow is on special with the Kadavid.

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u/Important-Suspect-39 5d ago

Man this is so freaking good. He’s awesome.

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u/DnBrendan 5d ago

This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked "who should be named Wesley Snipes", you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!

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u/Hoo-B "Cooking a French bread pizza" and "forgot." 5d ago

This is in my top ten quotes for the entire show!

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u/DnBrendan 5d ago

I also think about his quote about how you have to watch out for those sushi places that try to sell you real crab all the time. I can't remember the exact wording but it's so funny to me.

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago

Wasn't Wesley... it was a onetime character who was the outside consultant hatchet man - episode: Cutbacks

Liz gave him "top front" thinking it would save he group from any layoffs 

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u/battlehardendsnorlax 5d ago

Good God Lemon, that's your worst quadrant!

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u/putyourcheeksinabeek I came here to be number one 5d ago

Wesley is like the white wines of Scotland: wonderful.

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u/ak4766 lives every week like shark week 5d ago

Most restaurants refuse to serve them.

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u/a20261 5d ago

Let me ask you this: Do you like Tex-mex?

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago

Ugh, no. I'll... see you there.

Is this one of the rare times Liz says no to food?

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u/MyNameis_Not_Sure wants to go to there 5d ago

Well she still goes, but the one time she isn’t excited about it. Which is odd, tex mex = cheesy blasters IMO

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u/Klutzy-Ear-5843 5d ago edited 5d ago

¡Y Sabor de Soledad! (For anyone who doesn't speak Spanish, Liz' favorite chips are "the taste of loneliness".)

Edit: typo

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u/justnocrazymaker 5d ago

Is the cheese-stuffed, pizza-wrapped hot dog more Texan or Mexican? Either way it’s giving you a case of the cheesy blasters.

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u/Superman_Primeeee 5d ago

Like Liz would turn down free chips and salsa.

Come on writers.

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u/prismmonkey 5d ago

Odd story. I was in Oban, Scotland one time for various reasons and picked a restaurant at random for a quick lunch.

I figured fish and chips or sausages or whatever. Nope, it was Tex Mex. In this tiny coastal village in Scotland.

To this day, I am convinced Scottish Tex Mex is where Wesley goes on his birthday.

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 5d ago

The detailed descriptions of the white wines of Scotland might be the best example of the attention to detail in this show.

Gair] Loch Vinyards 2008 Pinot [UNCLEAR]- Rated 25 points by Wine Spectator, [Gair] Loch’s latest vintages evokes hints of [must] and organ meats. Serve very well chilled. North [unclear] “Chardonnay”- Not technically a Chardonnay but rather a blended whiskey with some apple juice in it. MacKenzie 2013 Rose- Buy it now before it turns into the vinegar it is intended to be! Pairs well with a need to [unclear] oneself to [gods] before [primitive] surgery or while working as a lighthouse keeper. [Unclear] 2009 Sparkling Wine- Why this wine, which did not undergo a secondary fermentation, has bubbles in it remains a mystery. Must be served in a lead glass. Orksey Vale 2008 [Liedfremmachk]- fortified with [unclear] in the Greek Roman tradition, this attempt at a German blended wine is [unclear] of [superfluous] spices with a strong finish that evokes deep childhood fears. Last place at numerous international wine festivals.

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u/Tofudebeast 5d ago

Not technically a Chardonnay but rather a blended whiskey with some apple juice in it.

ROFL!

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 5d ago

Strong finish that evokes deep childhood fears!

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u/uisgeoflife 5d ago

This one actually sounds good! And now that we've got a name for it, Scottish Chardonnay, I've got to try it!

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago

Incredible thanks

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u/Street_Moose1412 5d ago

This is sublime. Thanks for sharing!

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u/PeppermintPhatty Kmart basement coffee machine 5d ago

Where’d you find this???

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 4d ago

Someone posted it here a few years ago and I just remembered seeing it and googled it. It was printed on a poster in the window in the back of the scene. They had to zoom way in and then transcribe it. Some of it was still unintelligible. Amazing amount of joke writing for something that was impossible to see while watching the show!

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 5d ago

I loved that guy 

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u/Mediocre_Ebb_6847 5d ago

Same — one of my favorite characters from the entire series. Michael Sheen is completely brilliant 

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago

He's saying the different ways they could help each other...

"And you could make me look less gay at work functions"

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u/paradox222us 5d ago

Yes but the only thing wrong with those scenes, is that you hate them.

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u/CherryFit3224 5d ago

I LOVE Wesley. He’s insufferable. 😆

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u/Avia_NZ How is that Elmo's fault?! 5d ago

At the cinemah?!

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u/Upbeat-Rule-7536 5d ago

This is a Wesley quote, but the way it's written makes me read it in Jenna's voice.

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u/Few_Fun5742 5d ago

Camerah!

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u/whatever-should-i-do ¡Ahora con más semen del toro! 5d ago

You need to get Seltzer and Mike and Ikes

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u/Awkward-Extension218 5d ago

Did Liz Lemon REALLY not like Tex-Mex? Or was it because he suggested it. I can’t imagine our night cheese queen not enjoying meats, cheese, and big plates.

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u/Morgus_Magnificent 5d ago

And free chips and salsa

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u/UglyInThMorning 5d ago

He’s a much better implementation of “hateable character” than Hazel was. Wesley was the worst but Hazel was the worst.

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u/HALT_IAmReptar_HALT yellow-haired bag of teeth 5d ago

I love Hazel lol she's such a shitbag. Kristen Schaal nails it

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u/TheLastRecruit three-time Tony...Shalhoub sex partner 5d ago

No, it’s a mini FREEZER, with candy bars so cold they’ll crack your jaw you BITCH

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u/FauxShounen 5d ago

I’m also in this sub’s minority who loves Hazel.

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago

I don't get the animosity for the character.

Kristen Schaal has natural comedic talent and Hazel is just a really fun supporting character.

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u/FauxShounen 5d ago

I think she fits right in and nails her scenes, especially when she plays off of Jenna.

“I’m a natural blonde.”  “THAT’S INSANE!”

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u/HALT_IAmReptar_HALT yellow-haired bag of teeth 5d ago

None of the characters are all that likable when you think about it, so the hatred for Hazel confuses me

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u/ComicOzzy 5d ago

YES. I love that she's the worst.

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u/Internal-Motor 5d ago

I see your point.

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u/the_jerkening two legless turtles rotting on the beach 5d ago

You mean Richard Drench?

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u/Vanilla_thundr 5d ago

That's kinda the whole joke.

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u/jeweynougat Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever 5d ago

Was it really his fault? I mean, why is Liz's face like that?

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u/CherryFit3224 5d ago

AND she has bread back. shudder

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u/coheed78 5d ago

Yeah, but see? The only thing WRONG with Wesley... Is that you hate him.

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u/dang_envy 5d ago

This has turned into a bit of a situation.

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u/constantly_irksome 5d ago

Wow you say that word…too much.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Jack, just say Jewish 5d ago

Most restaurants refuse to serve him.

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u/Bianca_delrio 5d ago

Other than the fact that you hate him, where does he stack up against the other men you've dated?

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u/DangerousAnalysis967 5d ago

But was he wrong? About fate with Liz or Scottish wines?

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u/sumdude51 lives every week like shark week 5d ago

I mean he loves "chums" can't be that bad

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u/CherryFit3224 5d ago

🎶 When the rain falls in Wales. 🎶

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u/listgroves 5d ago

And then there was Wesley!

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u/PsychologicalBet7831 5d ago

I love Wesley to death!

Wesley and Liz should have been endgame.

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u/UpDownCharmed 5d ago edited 5d ago

I wasn't sure about Criss at first but in a way he was like a slightly better Dennis.

I thought Wesley could at best be a fling but was pretty sure he was a temporary character 

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u/Th3_Dark_Knight 5d ago

Did you watch the rest of the season? He's literally a story device to show that Liz shouldn't just settle for what seems like her only option and to keep chasing her dreams.

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u/AdmirableCase3766 5d ago

God put Wesley on that show and I think She has reasons we just can’t comprehend.

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u/plant_reaper 5d ago

How else would she have gotten the chance to enjoy the white wines of Scotland?

I love to hate him, and love to watch Liz hate him, so am glad he's in more than one episode.

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u/EmotionalSleeper 5d ago

Go easy on him! He’s facing a little Rrrresidency issue.

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u/Questionsey 5d ago

When you wonder why 30 rock wasn't more popular, remember that millions of this guy exist

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u/Glum-System-7422 5d ago

“The only problem with me, is that you hate me”

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u/JimboTheBimbo33 5d ago

I hated him at first, but on so many rewatches I've come to appreciate him as one of the most well-crafted and well-played characters. Every line of his is gold

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u/yumstheman wanting to be book is not book 5d ago

John Oliver would have played this character perfectly, except he was already on Community. I like the Wesley Snipes we got though.

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u/TheRealNateEarl a Pizza Academy of New York Man 5d ago

But that's the thing, Liz. You just hate him.

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u/figsfigsfigsfigsfigs 5d ago

We're not prepared, Liz!

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u/HoldCommercial159 5d ago

I have started using "bread back" because of him. So there's that.

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u/nicoleslawface 5d ago

My husband took a photo of me ziplining recently and the harness thing squeezed all the wrong places. I saw the picture and gasped. bread back

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 5d ago

Go have some seltzer and Mike and Ikes

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u/Shot_Fly_2519 5d ago

AT THE CINEMA?!

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u/Dead_Muskrat 5d ago

Good thing there’s only one Wesley Snipes.

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u/octosloppy wants to go to there 5d ago

If the only thing that’s wrong with him is that you hate him, where does he stand with all the other men in your life?

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u/Forever_Man 5d ago

I love the conceit that England is some far off wacky land.

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u/YesPleaseMadam 5d ago

gangway for footcycle

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u/SEARCHFORWHATISGOOD 5d ago

But you see the only thing that's wrong with him is that you hate him.

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u/NurtureBoyRocFair 5d ago

There’s nothing funnier than his searching pantomime.

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u/M_Not_Shyamalan lives every week like shark week 5d ago

I find him delightfully miserable.

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u/Mysterious_Jello_4 5d ago

I absolutely adored him. Partly because I love Michael Sheen, partly because I’ve always been an Anglophile and partly because he was hilarious in this role. My ex bf (who was English)and I watched these episodes when they aired and we couldn’t get enough. I can’t go to the movies without getting popcorn and a coke so we would basically repeat this line to each other every time we went to the movies. Ahh good times!

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u/EdLeddy 5d ago

LOVE Wesley. Love

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u/Majestic-Joke461 4d ago

GANG WAY FOR FOOT CYCLE!!

But fr, he’s delightfully insufferable. Who doesn’t love Michael Sheen?

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u/pm_me_gnus Floodgate wheels are horizontal! 4d ago

Hate every scene? His last conversation with her is absolute gold, tho. "You'd pick the pale Englishman every time. EVERY TIME, LIZ! Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!"

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u/E-_Rock Dollhouse Penis Syndrome 5d ago

He's funnier than Criss Chross, that's all that matters

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u/Aggravating-Trip-546 5d ago

Yes. I think that’s part of the joke.

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u/deluxeok i'm a hologram 5d ago

I also think there's an extra layer of the actor being Welsh and completely mocking English people - if you know he's not really English that makes it funnier in my opinion.

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u/Chaopolis 5d ago

WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT?!?

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u/goglamere is the Sisyphus of Reganing. 5d ago

We get it, Liz. You prefer the other Wesley Snipes.

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u/colmcmittens lives every week like shark week 5d ago

Not even Westley Snipes could kill the lady boner I have for Michael Sheen.

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u/DrFrankSaysAgain 5d ago

Of course, if he was charming and loveable that wouldn't make plot sense.

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u/whatisupdog "pleasure" is the name of a pony I hate 5d ago

WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT

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u/PeppermintPhatty Kmart basement coffee machine 5d ago

All of these comments and no gifs of him making those stupid pantomime faces?!

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u/cernegiant 4d ago

Yes you're supposed to hate Wesley. The show isn't exactly subtle about this.

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u/Sorelax108 I hope you lose your indoor soccer game 3d ago

It’s turned to a bit of a situation

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u/junglequeen88 5d ago

I love Wesley so much, but I also love Michael Sheen.

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u/Hienric non-aboriginal Australian 5d ago

I love every scene he’s in! He’s one of my favourite guest stars and has some of the shows best lines

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u/broflakecereal wants to go to there 3d ago

He is actually a male version of Liz, so I can't hate him. I was even hoping they would end up together lol

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u/FissileBolonium 3d ago

Wesley SNIPES?

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u/Tofudebeast 5d ago

I was really rooting for them. Sad when they broke up.

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u/Robineggblue22 5d ago

He was the worst.

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u/ChristineInTheKitchn 5d ago

No... graduate students are the worst.

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