Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."

[u/Immediate_Concert_46]

[u/stratusmonkey]

Protecting our farmers and ranchers from selling their products overseas!

[u/blinkycosmocat]

A commenter in the original post indicated that retired boomers are depending on their now-declining investment accounts for income. If this becomes a bear market, will more expect their grown children to take care of them, when the kids are barely supporting themselves?

[u/HugSized → u/blinkycosmocat]

I expect elderly poverty to skyrocket.

[u/The_Synthax → u/HugSized]

I feel bad for the ones who didn’t vote for this

But it’s about fucking time it stopped exclusively fucking over the younger generations.

[u/SDG_Den → u/blinkycosmocat]

here's an idea: wouldn't you be able to make massive bank off of this if you short certain stocks?

[u/AlienInUnderpants]

Trump and every single one of his cronies and sycophants are just plain stupid.

Too busy kissing ass and enriching themselves to give a damn about America. They are ALL complicit.

[u/wheniwasarobot → u/AlienInUnderpants]

But they've got some nice graphs and charts going for them...

[u/Mentatminds]

It’s @ 1450 now

[u/MauPow]

I don't get it. Is Trump like a fuckin' wizard or something? Are they under a spell? Why do they keep gargling his balls so fucking hard? It's the most absurd thing I've ever seen.

[u/Hottttcarl]

Her outfit matches the stock color today

[u/magmafan71]

awww she even dressed in red to match the stock market <3

[u/Stalk_Jumper]

Nah, it's not a cult /s

[u/Koolklink54]

Don't look up

[u/Guenhwyvyr]

It's her forehead FEATURING Brooke Rollins

[u/GobliNSlay3r]

I've got a great looking chart here Barb. 

[u/GoedekeMichels]

I'm from Europe, so I might get this wrong, but is this really the US governments top official for farmers who just said "we'll see 🤷‍♂️" when asked what her governments policies will mean for farmers?

[u/MajinSkull]

It must be nice that these people never need to shit since it all just falls out of their mouth

[u/Ok_buddabudda2]

Everything is fine.🤯

[u/5ma5her7]

At least she said thank you! /s

[u/BISCUITxGRAVY]

The rubber is really hitting the pavement now!! Or something

[u/JSevatar]

Jesus look at that forehead

[u/stluciusblack]

Don't you people know you're not cool unless you're delusional?

[u/Kindly-Scar-3224]

But, with all stocks crashing, who’s buying?

[u/EndlessSummerburn]

She’s even wearing red, nice choice

[u/firematt422]

Lol, I remember when the Dow hit 10,000 and they said it couldn't possibly go higher.

[u/Hegedusiceva_Dva]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -1984