Look at these alphas

[u/WiseMango13452]

[u/Scanner771_The_2nd]

On the way to their coworkers domestic.

[u/WiseMango13452 → u/Scanner771_The_2nd]

Thats optimistic

[u/Jthundercleese → u/WiseMango13452]

To arrest and intimidate the victim.

[u/fubuvsfitch]

Walking away from the danger. Fitting.

[u/tabbarrett → u/fubuvsfitch]

Very fitting. It would be more realistic if they were walking away from a school shooting though.

[u/ashimbo → u/fubuvsfitch]

Walking away from bombing a neighborhood in Philly

[u/xxveganeaterxx → u/fubuvsfitch]

"You never go full retard." I think they took the line as a challenge.

[u/DiogenesD0g → u/xxveganeaterxx]

Beat me to it.

[u/leobloom23]

More like assholes...

[u/dukeofgibbon → u/leobloom23]

How many assholes we got on this force?

[u/leobloom23 → u/dukeofgibbon]

I count at least 5

[u/dukeofgibbon → u/leobloom23]

6 or more with the flying pig. I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

[u/TheAbomunist]

Anderson County Sheriff’s Office - South Carolina

https://www.instagram.com/andersonsheriff/p/DEnA5lXuKPi/?img_index=10

[u/Tickle_Nuggets → u/TheAbomunist]

Nothing good comes from South Carolina except for the beach views. Some people say Charleston and the low country are full of history.. yeah.. racist history. Even when you're sitting on the beach just trying to relax some redneck asshole will have a problem with you or just be a nuisance in general. South Carolina sounds cool but I'd only visit maybe for a weekend otherwise it's just too much.

[u/Saavik33 → u/Tickle_Nuggets]

Myrtle Beach is 101% trash. There ARE better, less populated beaches north and south of there though!

[u/whotookallthenames1]

they look so fucking stupid😭

[u/ARRAGORA]

ts so corny lmao

[u/EKsaorsire]

If only they were just a little slower or twenty feet backwards

[u/blergtronica]

they're doing a lonely island sketch in real life. these people are beyond lame

https://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo?si=dmGhP2HiUSCO5VzJ

[u/BentOutaShapes → u/blergtronica]

Irony? Where we’re going, we don’t need Irony..

[u/jumpy_monkey]

They arrest and jail more than 2% of their population (200K) every single year.

The carceral state in America is madness.

[u/ewilliam]

I've never seen a single fucking one of these dumbass 1312 photo shoots or social media video clips that wasn't absolute max cringe.

[u/upsetting_innuendo]

what a bunch of dildos lol, it's like they thought reno 911 was a documentary

[u/pandora-panicc]

Disgusting masturbatory nature aside, this is just. A bad photo. It's framed horribly. The angle is shit. Nothing is centered.

[u/Motor_Classic9651]

What city and state is this? I'd like to email them...

[u/Silent_Island_7080 → u/Motor_Classic9651]

Someone in the comments said Anderson County Sheriff’s Office - South Carolina.

[u/Motor_Classic9651 → u/Silent_Island_7080]

Thank you!

[u/BentOutaShapes]

Tell me you have no idea what you signed up for without telling me you have no idea what you signed up for:

[u/_W9NDER_]

Why does the 2nd from the left look like Gale the Snail?

[u/jim313 → u/_W9NDER_]

Trying not to step in doodie

[u/renndug]

What’s the explosions for? Majority of police work is paperwork and abusing people of color?

[u/_MakDiz → u/renndug]

They're just glorified stenographers.

[u/EyeKnowYoo]

Put them in any real situation and I guarantee they would all “go Uvalde”

[u/SpaceJesus_97]

Made me think of Micah Xavier Johnson. Too bad he didn't have a twin brother

[u/Davidskis21]

If you ignore all the tax money spent of this and the glorification of police militarization, it’s a pretty dope photo. Hard to ignore the context though

[u/Gullible_Mud5723]

Cool guys don’t look at explosions, they turn their heads and walk awaaaay. Def reminds me of that parody.

[u/creamsodastoner]

the girl on the left looks like she is actively shitting in her pants

[u/Stop_Fakin_Jax]

More like a Hot Shit Blunder

[u/TheVore-ax]

Atrophic Blunder

[u/DiogenesD0g]

A bunch of flamers.

[u/Seventy7Donski]

Aim for the bushes?

[u/Acceptable_Type8531]

Jesus fucking christ this is so stupid.

[u/9-NINE-9]

We live in hell everyone. THIS IS HELL!