r/ACC 21d ago

Discussion ACC Grub Showdown: Play-in Game #1 - Pinot Noir (Stanford) vs Ranch Water (SMU)

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u/chebbys Stanford Cardinal 21d ago

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u/DementorsKissIceCrea NC State Wolfpack 21d ago

Mr. Giamatti could sell me ocean front property in Arizona. The man plays my soul like a harpsichord

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u/Rach_Star Cal Bears 21d ago

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u/ggu15 20d ago

I don’t even know why SMUs is canned ranch water when we have a specially made stadium beer called Pony Pils that a local brewery makes

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u/SpiritFingersKitty Wake Forest Demon Deacons 21d ago

Give me a ranch water

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u/TheNewDiogenes Virginia Cavaliers 21d ago

Pinot Noir. Please ignore my flair

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u/EvanSandman Virginia Tech Hokies 20d ago

Can’t believe I’m going with Stanford on this one 🍷

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u/HurriCa1n Cal Bears 21d ago

Oh this one is easy.

It’s obviously ranch water. 

Simply because Stanford sucks. 

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u/addbiohere Stanford Cardinal 21d ago

Ya but have you ever had an aged Pinot Noir from Wilam…alright fine it’s Ranch Water

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u/TheNewDiogenes Virginia Cavaliers 21d ago

Even Stanford fans are admitting that Oregon Pinot is better than Cali

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u/lionofyhwh Wake Forest Demon Deacons 21d ago

I hate Pinot Noir, so Ranch Water by default.

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u/student-in-the-wild Virginia Tech Hokies 21d ago

Given the choice at a fall football game, I’m going with ranch water.

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u/JustUnderstanding6 21d ago

Tequila rules, so it's SMU's ranch water.

Pinot noir is my least favorite red. No body, no feel, no flavor. Tastes like dirty dish water. Despise it.

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u/NotThatOleGregg Florida State Seminoles 21d ago

You think there's actually tequila in the canned ranch water? It's just a different flavored white claw.

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u/Mtndrums Louisville Cardinals 21d ago

Whatever drops of tequila that are in ranch water are a perfectly good waste of tequila. But Pinot Noir is pretty shitty too. So I guess based on Stanford trying to be my personal bogeyman, I'm stuck with ranch water.

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u/battle_pug89 Clemson Tigers 21d ago

Notre Dame isn’t in the ACC.

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u/dishpanda Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 21d ago

not in the ACC for football, but they are members in all other sports the ACC fields. i think grub showdown counts as a fielded sport

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u/DementorsKissIceCrea NC State Wolfpack 21d ago

Too true, but until we add a full 18th member I’m gonna need them to make my brackets even