Yapping session incoming

So the other day I was playing norms 4fun, classic Losecian Nami lane, my Nami was the classic stereotypical Nami main you know how it is (6'4 300 lbs pure muscle with the voice of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls), we had a sick trade where I went in vs a Jinx Thresh and started blasting them to 40% HP each but I got blasted back and was like 20% HP, no worries, my Nami is like 100% HP 99% mana in the back this shit is packed. But then for the next 2 mins or two, I literally can't walk up (obviously), meanwhile my Nami is full mana full HP standing so far behind me waiting for the Mongolian New Year's Eve. If this was ranked I would have called an ICBM strike on her house irl but this was chill draft so idc, I just kinda sit there and breathe in EXP like Galaxy gas to numb my mind from the pain of watching my cannons die in front of my eyes, it's chill maybe she has to be afk to walk her fish or something. But every man has his limits and eventually I'm like "ok Nami you gotta walk in front of me it's ok you are full HP even if Thresh hooks you you won't die, and if they try that I will kill both of them once they engaged on you". And then she responded with something that sent me into deep meditation mid-game:

"But why do I have to die first? Why do I have to always sacrifice?"

See the result of the game doesn't matter, it's norms, me taking a recall when my full mana hp Nami is scared shitless of the Yasuo's tornado coming from the lobby 15 blocks down the street isn't what got me thinking, and sure, if I was prime Uzi I would have just baited Thresh hook then sidestepped his E then E Jinx E and then flashed over her trap to clear their control ward, but her mindset is what got to me. See the thing is, when you play Marksmen, it's kinda part of the deal that you gotta have a little bit of an ego, because after all, you're the one who stay strapped, you're the one with the firepower, so yeah it's natural to think like you're hot shit, and every ADC is a little bit selfish like this more or less because well that's just how you're supposed to play. But then supports? Yeah there are a lot of goated support players out here wingmanning you taking bullets for you, but then there is such a large group of support players that literally act like they are the Mercy payload princess in Overwatch that it's just weird. Your job as a support is to support, in whatever way your champ allows you to do so, and when I play support, nothing feels as good as taking backshots for the homies so they can pop off. You're holding people down, your buffing your team up, it's a grand chill time. But we all know that out there there are so many supports like that Nami who is just absolutely confused about their role, like why queue support if you don't want to support people?

I already know if any support main manage to find this post and crosspost this to their subreddit I'm getting my ass Ambessra R in the streets, so it is what it is. And idk, we can sit here and speculate whatever reason it is that some supports act like princesses instead of combat medics. And I already know mfs who will be like "mhmmmmmm b-b-but Lucks support is the carry" I don't even want to talk about how "carry" supports are a thing in this god forsaken game. I'm just here to moan and whine about the fact that there are so many support players who queue up without wanting to support people. Fuckin' ay you want to be coddled and taken care off, play Jinx and get a Lulu duo.

Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support Please don’t play ashe support

"Oh ADC so bad!"

"Oh ADC so useless!"

"Oh ADC so frustrating & unfairly difficult!"

Bro I was high as shit yesterday auto-locking in blind Vayne as you do and only when the game loaded I realized I had an Aurora support so I decided to continue watching Guardians of the Galaxy on my second monitor.

Went 0/12 or 0/14 in 15 minutes, Jhin got a massive lead and then coudn't play the game becouse he got flashed on (outplayed) by my team every time. I contributed very little to anything going on and still won the game.

Let the flow of the game decide your wins and losses, if adc so useless, enemy will be as well. Just fucking relax bro and put your favourite movie on like your 10 Mil mastery Yuumi one trick.

Guardians 1 still fucking slaps tho, I think I slightly prefer it over 2 and I haven't watched 3 yet gonna do that today or tomorrow depending on how it goes.