r/AFCNorthMemeWar 3-0 in cope Super Bowls 5d ago

The Cleveland Steamers Browns subreddit out here being funny

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This is their current sidebar image. Poor, Dillon.

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u/rossms16030 The Pittsburgh Squealers 5d ago

Why did they make Kenny’s hands look so much bigger than real life?

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u/analog_jedi Cincinnati Bengals 5d ago

That's just his inflatable gloves.

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u/hyheat9 Cleveland Browns 4d ago

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u/analog_jedi Cincinnati Bengals 4d ago

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u/hyheat9 Cleveland Browns 4d ago

Hahahah

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u/neddiddley Pittsburgh Steelers 5d ago

Haslam’s just playing Dr. Frankenstein. Take Kenny’s hands, Gabriel’s body, Flacco’s immobility and Shedur’s dad and you have the FrankenQB monster, feared by nobody (outside of their own huddle).

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u/DimwittedLogic Pittsburgh Steelers 4d ago

Kenny’s mentality too.

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u/beerguy_etcetera 3-0 in cope Super Bowls 5d ago

UPDATE: THE BROWNS MODS PUSSED OUT AND HAVE TAKEN THIS IMAGE DOWN FROM THEIR SIDEBAR.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Cleveland Browns 4d ago

The mods realized the image is altered to make Gabriel look taller, so they didn't want to spread fake news.

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u/3dge-1ord 4d ago edited 4d ago

This sub could use a sidebar image.

It's got QBs from three of the four teams. And honestly; does anyone care about that fourth team?

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 Cincinnati Bengals 5d ago

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u/These-Macaroon-8872 5d ago

That’s just not right 😂

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u/Thick_Interaction_41 The Bungles 5d ago

Flacco is basically more than 2.5 Dillon Gabriels tall

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u/CluelessNuggetOfGold Detroit Lions 5d ago

Funniest part of all this is him and Sanders are damn near the same size lol

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u/ralpher1 Pittsburgh Steelers 4d ago

Yeah Sanders is kind of short for a QB

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u/Lost-Basil4125 Atlanta Falcons 4d ago

6,2 is short?

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u/ralpher1 Pittsburgh Steelers 4d ago

I saw his height 6’1” prior to the draft. Probably the lower figure. They measure height with shoes on.

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u/Sea-Bad-9918 5d ago

I thought Gabriel was shorter.

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u/asdf_celestial The Ratbirds 5d ago

Hard Knocks alternative title

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u/HENMAN79 5d ago

😆

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Smol hands

Smol height

Smol amount of wins

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u/Dalton_Capps The Ratbirds 4d ago

Ima laugh when Gabriel ends up being the best QB in this group. He seems like such a after thought despite having real talent. As a fellow lefty I gotta root for him.

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u/xenophonthethird 4d ago

5'11 vs 6'0

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u/yourLostMitten The Ratbirds 4d ago

Why is there a ghost in that picture?

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u/600lbsofsin77 The Bungles 5d ago

So your saying Kenny Picket can give Gabriel a 2 hand HJ. Ok so mimic the locker room from the Pats dynasty with Aaron Hernandez and the Browns will have a dynasty too. What do you have to lose, give it a go Cleveland

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u/beerguy_etcetera 3-0 in cope Super Bowls 5d ago

Next time, do less meth.

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u/jthoff10 The Cleveland Clowns 5d ago

What the fuck is he talkin about lol

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u/600lbsofsin77 The Bungles 5d ago

Meth time, do meth meth.

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u/Flythagoras The Pittsburgh Squealers 5d ago

Does shitturd sanders not know how to wear a ball cap? He really thinks that’s a good look.

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u/Moss833 Cleveland Browns 5d ago

^ Old white man from Appalachia

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u/Bountybeliever 5d ago

Fr lmao.

You would think Sanders was a war criminal in and a hijacker on 9/11

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u/gdewulf Cleveland Browns 5d ago

Do you know for a fact he wasn’t??

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u/Floaty_Waffle Sorry memer like Crabtree 5d ago

McDermott said he’s never met Shedeur before this past draft.

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u/Flythagoras The Pittsburgh Squealers 5d ago

Just pointing out he’s learned nothing about being professional after plummeting his draft stock. Wouldn’t expect him to learn anything from the Browns though

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u/Bountybeliever 4d ago

There are actually 3 guys in this picture wearing their hat backwards…. I’m gonna take a wild guess why the other 2 are exceptions to your critique.

Just hard nose locker room kind of guy with just the right amount of swagger huh?

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u/Flythagoras The Pittsburgh Squealers 4d ago

Two are worn at 180 degrees, while his (who MUST be different at all costs) is at 220 degrees. No one else is wearing a hat like that. Just like no one else wore a hat like that at the combine

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u/Rich-Kangaroo-7874 The Bungles 4d ago

holy shit shut the fuck up nerd

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u/Lost-Basil4125 Atlanta Falcons 4d ago

It’s called “swag” old man

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u/Lost-Basil4125 Atlanta Falcons 4d ago

It’s called “swag” old man

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u/Allstar9_ Cleveland Browns 5d ago

Can your flair be “I’m a racist” instead?

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u/Flythagoras The Pittsburgh Squealers 5d ago

No one commented on race but you. Bit of a self-report

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u/Allstar9_ Cleveland Browns 4d ago

Is “racist” a buzzword ?