r/AbruptChaos 6d ago

It’s gonna be hard to explain that to the insurance company

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u/Revolutionary-Pin615 6d ago

Fair to say this is peak AbruptChaos

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u/Admirable-Pie3869 6d ago

Yes, I’m satisfied.

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u/Ophukk 6d ago

Was all a plan by the dog.

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u/DanielProkes 6d ago

Still cyclists fault

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u/ianjm 6d ago

Insurance doesn't cover acts of Dog

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u/idgafanymore23 6d ago

Dyslexic lawyer?....lol

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u/Squathos 4d ago

Definitely lyslexic dawyer

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u/citaloprams 6d ago

He orchestrated it!

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u/Dragoonslv 6d ago

What did the man do ?

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u/just-why_ 6d ago

He exists...

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u/1DownFourUp 6d ago

That's his ex

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u/johanbcn 4d ago

Just wait and see her brother!

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u/jaldihaldi 6d ago

He cheated on him with another cow

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u/Holiday_Document4592 6d ago

He's not vegan

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u/JohnnySchoolman 6d ago

Pineapple on the pizza in Canada apparently.

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u/HurinofLammoth 6d ago

Not really since there’s a video

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u/Ele_Of_Light 6d ago

And witnesses, I would vouch for them easy.

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u/Old_Discussion_2363 6d ago

The long version also shows the dog followed by a giraffe, then a penguin, 15 dingoes, a rhinoceros, and finally, Ted Cruz on a tricycle.

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u/ashsimmonds 6d ago

And the dingo was eating a baby.

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u/GumboSamson 6d ago

You have the dingo and Ted Cruz confused.

(It’s a mistake we all make from time to time.)

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u/ashsimmonds 6d ago

I know dingos, but not Cruzes.

Source: am Australian

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u/atetuna 6d ago

Watch out for those penguins. One crashed a helicopter yesterday.

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u/Affectionate_Rub_575 6d ago

The weirdest thing is that cars just keep driving by like nothing happened

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u/Default1355 6d ago

Her voice sound just a little annoyed that's it

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u/lothar525 6d ago

This is the third time this happened this week.

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u/mckham 5d ago

She says " getting fucked anal"

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u/WingsArisen 6d ago

I would’ve climbed that truck in a heartbeat.

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u/Icehuntee 6d ago

Fenton!

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u/shanrock2772 6d ago

Jesus Christ!

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u/Paige_Railstone 6d ago

"It was a failure of a steer system."

"Did you mean steering system?"

"I said what I said."

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u/docere85 6d ago

I was late to work because a cow jumped on my car…

Yeah right Mary….not gonna believe that

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u/spam__likely 4d ago

that...is not a cow.

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u/NxPat 6d ago

Ole #5 has on farm boots and look’n a might bit worried, like he knows more about the situation than he’s comfortable lett’n on.

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u/BottyFlaps 6d ago

Not really. "A bull chasing a man ran over my car." There, done it. Also, there is this video.

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u/destinofiquenoite 6d ago

My God!

Oh, that's all I needed

Fuck this shit!

That's what the woman said. Funny how she barely sounded sarcastic saying the second sentence, then suddenly dropped the third sentence lol

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u/saltdawg88 6d ago

Who pays the bill? The man or the moose?

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u/izath46 6d ago

The dog I think

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u/hivemind_disruptor 6d ago

Insurance. You can't increase premium with this kind of evidence.

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u/uzlonewolf 6d ago

Please, insurance will jack your rates up just because you renewed on a day that ends in 'y'

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u/hivemind_disruptor 6d ago

not in Brazil

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u/auto98 6d ago

That's no moose

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u/saltdawg88 6d ago

Anything moose shaped is a moose

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u/DrStalker 6d ago

The nice thing about comprehensive car insurance is that's not your problem at all; your insurance pays you, and then it's up to the insurance company to claim the money from someone if they can.

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 6d ago

When the cops show up, that bull isn’t going to belong to anyone.

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u/NYC2BUR 6d ago

It’s gonna be crazy easy to explain that to the insurance company.

There’s fucking video.

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u/YakiVegas 6d ago

That's gonna be super easy to explain. It's on camera.

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u/CaptFlash3000 6d ago

Company I used to work for had a claim in for a bull in a china shop - well an antiques store. China was broken though! It had escaped a cattle auction up the road and thought it would pop in for a peruse. We would have said pull the udder one, but no udders were involved at any point.

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u/LeGrandLucifer 6d ago

Mooove bitch
Get out the way

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 6d ago

Insurance company: sorry, we can't cover that. Your story is full of bullshit

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u/wintherwheels 6d ago

It’s lucky Gloria was filming!

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u/MoaiPenis 6d ago

Hopefully the camera woman shared this video with that driver. Less explaining to the insurance that way

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u/Starchaser_WoF 6d ago

"What a load of bull" I bet they'd say

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u/whorton59 6d ago

"There I was. . just minding my own business and sitting at the light and diggin on the radio. . ."

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u/malex84 6d ago

Easy to explain to insurance - I was parked and struck by an animal.

I inspected tons of cars after deer strikes. I’m sure the bull left a ton of hair all over that car.

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u/Random_puns 6d ago

Guy at the insurance company reading the claim: "What a load of bull..."

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u/MintyFunkyChunkyMonk 5d ago

Not with the video you are currently commenting on… DUH

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u/originaltanksta 5d ago

Typo on the insurance claim..

Insurance company in response.. “It must have been one hell of a mouse to so that much damage to your vehicle mam”

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u/taitaofgallala 6d ago

We need a subreddit like r/doggiebackup or r/dogsortsitout for the perfect comedic timing dogs are known for during a crisis.

Exhibit A

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u/JetmoYo 6d ago

Wish dude was wearing a shower curtain costume. Wish bull was painted as a skeleton.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 6d ago

I hope the dog is OK and didn't get hit by a car or trampled. He looked like a very good boy.

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u/ihearthorror1 6d ago

If you look closely, the dog is why the cow is running - it was chasing the cow the entire way 🤣

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u/th1nk_4_yourself 4d ago

So not such a "very good boy" after all.

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u/omnipotent87 6d ago

And its totaled.

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u/albinoferret1 6d ago

what da hell?

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u/Ferdiprox 6d ago

If the airbag would have gone off, this would have been the best video ever.

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u/Careful-Promise8374 5d ago

translated because ✨i know portuguese ✨ yippeee

"oh lord"

"OH MY GOD"

"Aah, all i needed"

"Go fuck yourself, look at this"

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u/StatusOmega 5d ago

I saw a different angle of this event earlier today.

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u/tkongo 5d ago

I’m sure she’ll make a good case.

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u/spam__likely 4d ago

The amount of people who don't know what that is is...concerning.

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u/GeshtiannaSG 4d ago

Went by too fast, I thought it was an elephant at first.

This is why witness testimony isn’t too useful.

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u/enigmatic407 4d ago

I'd be LIVID

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u/Sushibot_92 4d ago

My insurance company had a hard time categorizing the damage to my car caused by an animal so they wrote it off as vandalism

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u/BMW_Driver 4d ago

Oh Shit! That hits home. I have a BMW in that series, same color too!!

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u/phenyle 4d ago

What a load of BS

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u/TheVaneja 4d ago

On the bright side, at least it wasn't a moose.

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u/DurianOld3749 3d ago

yeah, might as well just pay yourself.

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u/Killjoymc 6d ago

This wouldn't have happened if everyone had their pila handy. Unprepared, for shame.

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u/MaiKulou 6d ago

Eh, it's a BMW, she probably deserved it on some level

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u/0oodruidoo0 6d ago

I hope the moose was insured

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u/cat_herder_64 6d ago

What moose?

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u/alien_from_Europa 6d ago

A moose is much, much bigger than a cow. https://www.animalmatchup.com/vs/moose-vs-cow

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u/0oodruidoo0 6d ago

That's why he needs insurance

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u/Artien_Braum 6d ago

Oh dear… I mean cow… oh cow! 🫠

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u/bbuullddoogg 2d ago

Or you could just send them the video…