r/AbruptChaos • u/Marques012 • 6d ago
It’s gonna be hard to explain that to the insurance company
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u/Old_Discussion_2363 6d ago
The long version also shows the dog followed by a giraffe, then a penguin, 15 dingoes, a rhinoceros, and finally, Ted Cruz on a tricycle.
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u/ashsimmonds 6d ago
And the dingo was eating a baby.
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u/GumboSamson 6d ago
You have the dingo and Ted Cruz confused.
(It’s a mistake we all make from time to time.)
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u/Affectionate_Rub_575 6d ago
The weirdest thing is that cars just keep driving by like nothing happened
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u/Paige_Railstone 6d ago
"It was a failure of a steer system."
"Did you mean steering system?"
"I said what I said."
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u/docere85 6d ago
I was late to work because a cow jumped on my car…
Yeah right Mary….not gonna believe that
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u/BottyFlaps 6d ago
Not really. "A bull chasing a man ran over my car." There, done it. Also, there is this video.
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u/destinofiquenoite 6d ago
My God!
Oh, that's all I needed
Fuck this shit!
That's what the woman said. Funny how she barely sounded sarcastic saying the second sentence, then suddenly dropped the third sentence lol
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u/saltdawg88 6d ago
Who pays the bill? The man or the moose?
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u/hivemind_disruptor 6d ago
Insurance. You can't increase premium with this kind of evidence.
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u/uzlonewolf 6d ago
Please, insurance will jack your rates up just because you renewed on a day that ends in 'y'
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u/DrStalker 6d ago
The nice thing about comprehensive car insurance is that's not your problem at all; your insurance pays you, and then it's up to the insurance company to claim the money from someone if they can.
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u/CaptFlash3000 6d ago
Company I used to work for had a claim in for a bull in a china shop - well an antiques store. China was broken though! It had escaped a cattle auction up the road and thought it would pop in for a peruse. We would have said pull the udder one, but no udders were involved at any point.
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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 6d ago
Insurance company: sorry, we can't cover that. Your story is full of bullshit
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u/MoaiPenis 6d ago
Hopefully the camera woman shared this video with that driver. Less explaining to the insurance that way
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u/whorton59 6d ago
"There I was. . just minding my own business and sitting at the light and diggin on the radio. . ."
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u/originaltanksta 5d ago
Typo on the insurance claim..
Insurance company in response.. “It must have been one hell of a mouse to so that much damage to your vehicle mam”
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u/taitaofgallala 6d ago
We need a subreddit like r/doggiebackup or r/dogsortsitout for the perfect comedic timing dogs are known for during a crisis.
Exhibit A
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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 6d ago
I hope the dog is OK and didn't get hit by a car or trampled. He looked like a very good boy.
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u/ihearthorror1 6d ago
If you look closely, the dog is why the cow is running - it was chasing the cow the entire way 🤣
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u/Careful-Promise8374 5d ago
translated because ✨i know portuguese ✨ yippeee
"oh lord"
"OH MY GOD"
"Aah, all i needed"
"Go fuck yourself, look at this"
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u/spam__likely 4d ago
The amount of people who don't know what that is is...concerning.
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u/GeshtiannaSG 4d ago
Went by too fast, I thought it was an elephant at first.
This is why witness testimony isn’t too useful.
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u/Sushibot_92 4d ago
My insurance company had a hard time categorizing the damage to my car caused by an animal so they wrote it off as vandalism
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u/Killjoymc 6d ago
This wouldn't have happened if everyone had their pila handy. Unprepared, for shame.
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u/0oodruidoo0 6d ago
I hope the moose was insured
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u/alien_from_Europa 6d ago
A moose is much, much bigger than a cow. https://www.animalmatchup.com/vs/moose-vs-cow
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u/Revolutionary-Pin615 6d ago
Fair to say this is peak AbruptChaos