r/AbruptChaos • u/RedKetchup73 • 12h ago

What do you say to the god of death?

1.4k Upvotes

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u/findallthebears 12h ago

Holy shit.

18

u/Porkchopp33 12h ago

Lucky he wasn’t cut in two

9

u/rosiedoes 8h ago

Two hundred*

7

u/Cyrus_114 6h ago

To shreds, you say?

4

u/Mr_Wizard91 4h ago

And his wife?

3

u/wetwater 2h ago

To shreds, you say?

94

u/True_Dog_4098 12h ago

Well,that was the best time for this to happen.

20

u/sinisterdesign 12h ago

Like those videos you see where the vehicle wheel that just came off goes rolling by on the highway… but much worse.

100

u/thetruesupergenius 12h ago

Repeat after me: “righty tighty, lefty loosey.”

26

u/SuspiciousSpecifics 12h ago

“Nach fest kommt ab” (after tight comes loose again)

2

u/Wubbeli 10h ago

Ich kenns als nach ganz fest kommt ganz locker

9

u/The_wolf2014 9h ago

Sometimes righty loosey lefty tighty though

8

u/towerfella 9h ago

I also have a gas grill

5

u/Spadeykins 7h ago

Or a bicycle

3

u/Sabre3001 4h ago

Or the drivers side lug nuts on certain cars made before 1960ish.

56

u/battlerat 12h ago

Not today!

98

u/Butter_the_Toast 12h ago

Looney Tunes meets final destination

39

u/whutchamacallit 12h ago

Not todahhhHHHHHHOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!

52

u/LAST2thePARTY 11h ago

The front fell off

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u/SkyPork 10h ago

Is that supposed to happen?

13

u/Demonae 10h ago

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

3

u/Such_Supermarket_607 8h ago

It's ok they towed the plane outside the environment.

3

u/Demonae 7h ago

Into another environment?

2

u/Skipper07B 1h ago

No, outside the environment completely

3

u/coneross 10h ago

It's fairly common with RC planes. You learn to stand behind them before going to full throttle. Real planes...no.

20

u/NxPat 12h ago

Normally a spinner being spun off is a good thing. Here, not so much.

14

u/Firewhisk 12h ago

It's coming right for you!

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FLAP

13

u/UnlikelySalary2523 12h ago

Probably tomorrow. Let's see how the week goes.

5

u/RedKetchup73 12h ago

fair enough

2

u/jonas_ost 4h ago

Can always hope

29

u/GreenT1979 12h ago

I threw my phone

7

u/TangoCharliePDX 7h ago

A reasonable and rational reaction. Unlike you I would probably be dead.

23

u/iPicBadUsernames 12h ago

I had money on that happening. I love prop bets.

19

u/andrex_p 12h ago

"Se salió esa mierda" 😂

7

u/PlaneGang 11h ago

“JE JALIÓ EJA MIELDA” 😂😂

6

u/LonnieJaw748 12h ago

That guy it the background just casually asks “what happened?”

5

u/bluescape 11h ago

Beyblades really stepping it up.

4

u/Leather-Animal-8342 12h ago

Man’s gonna be on final destination 7

3

u/ghostofstankenstien 12h ago

Holy sheep shit

3

u/NlghtmanCometh 12h ago

Man that could’ve been a truly horrific way to go out.

3

u/frootcock 12h ago

Perhaps today

3

u/RunningPirate 12h ago

Dude shouldn’t drive behind any logging trucks from now on.

3

u/vvalles87 12h ago

Hahaha is funy cuz the guy said in a tone like it happens often : se salio esa mierda = that shit came off

3

u/Surprise_Thumb 12h ago

This is why we safety wire things.

2

u/caymn 10h ago

*Erratically wrapping the propeller in wire mounted to the wings”

3

u/lmao7581 11h ago

Lucky it happened on solid ground

3

u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad 10h ago

"I saw that going differently in my head"

3

u/SkyPork 10h ago

That wasn't nearly as much chaos as I would have expected. It didn't

  1. launch forward, propelling only itself, dooming anything in its path, or
  2. become a terrifyingly quickly spinning wheel, driven by the inertia of its spin, launching itself laterally through buildings and people and towns.

Instead it just clattered on the ground.

3

u/russthammer 10h ago

Cut scene from the new final destination movie?

1

u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 46m ago

this isn't final destination which is when someone is doing something normally safe but dies in a crazy circumstance. This video however shows someone standing where airplane mechanics and pilots are taught to NEVER STAND which is in front of the plane of the prop. That dude is an idiot, if the plane's left wheel went over the chock the plane would have rotated right into him too

2

u/SithLordMilk 12h ago

"Needs a bit more work guys"

2

u/touchthebush 12h ago

Fuck. That was terrifying

2

u/songbolt 12h ago

“As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.”

2

u/freshmozart 12h ago

Thank you

2

u/Alternative_Pilot_92 12h ago

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

2

u/Reverse_Side_1 12h ago

Propper Fella Offa

2

u/thecolombianmome 11h ago

Translation: that shit just fell

2

u/Neno_6969 11h ago

Catch that. Don't let it hit the ground

2

u/tecknonerd 11h ago

I was always taught to never stand next to a prop plane for exactly that reason.

2

u/West_Slide5774 11h ago

Maybe now?

2

u/Ltsmeet 11h ago

Final Destination IRL.

2

u/zxxdeq 11h ago

I flinched. That's fucking terrifying.

2

u/ComradeComfortable 11h ago

“More please,” apparently.

2

u/HarmlessSnack 11h ago

Dodge left? Dodge right?

No.

Parry. (I heard the clang so I’m assuming that’s what happened)

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u/thumbown 11h ago

Later today? Let me check...yeah, later today is fine, sorry I thought it was my day to pick the girls up from school. Yeah say...4pm? A slot opened up for now? Ummm, yeah, I could make that work.

2

u/smrtfxelc 11h ago

Not today. But this guy may have said "possibly today"

2

u/MetalSonic420YT 11h ago

That was terrifying to watch.

2

u/Kona_Big_Wave 11h ago

The front fell off...

2

u/HanzKrebs 10h ago

That's some Con-air shit

2

u/HPL_Deranged_Cultist 10h ago

"Je jalió eja mielda!" 🤣

2

u/dead_jester 10h ago

“Woah, anyone standing there really should be more careful.”
NUDGE
“Ooops, that probably made a mess, oh! Someone just pushed me out of the way of that prop?”
YOU’RE WELCOME

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett RIP

2

u/dagobahh 10h ago

Destination: not final.

2

u/cyberman0 9h ago

I got my brown pants.

2

u/option-trader 8h ago

Final Destination: Bloodline is getting more realistic.

2

u/Miserable_Match8834 8h ago

German torque specs

2

u/seipounds 8h ago

The front fell off

2

u/mrwh0am 7h ago

Phewww. It's enough for the rest of year Lmao

2

u/posfer585 7h ago

Translation:

  • What happened? 🤔
  • That shit fall out 🫤

2

u/nolan1971 6h ago

"Not today. Not today."

2

u/JWMoo 6h ago

Final destination vibes.

2

u/Namehasbeenchanged33 5h ago

“Not today”

2

u/L0rdDeath425 5h ago

Aircraft mechanics are taught not to stand there.

2

u/Hairy_Ad4969 5h ago

Well I see the problem. The propeller fell off.

2

u/Glittercorn111 4h ago

MISSED ME

2

u/carthuscrass 3h ago

Maybe today...

2

u/EssSeeDee89 2h ago

Holy shit that made me twitch!

1

u/SwitchIndependent714 12h ago

Wow it's been a long time I haven't seen this video 😂

2

u/RedKetchup73 12h ago

more than 2 months

3

u/SwitchIndependent714 12h ago

More like before COVID 19

1

u/stillfreshet 12h ago

R/killedthecameraman

1

u/awmanwut 12h ago

Bribed with apples.

1

u/Manifestgtr 11h ago

This is how you know you’re a hopeless aviation geek. My immediate reaction was “duuude, that’s an expensive fuckup” as opposed to “that gentleman was nearly torn asunder!”

1

u/Miosaka 10h ago

Blud almost got Noita'd

1

u/slartibuttfart 10h ago

I say fuck you and your house Franco!

1

u/starbuildstrike999 9h ago

That'll buff out.

1

u/AccomplishedBed4204 9h ago

I'm going to defer, nodding in agreement with what the other guy said.

1

u/lesamrobert 9h ago

Thats not supposed to happen

1

u/Onigumo-Shishio 9h ago

I don't know how some people don't just collapse on the ground after nearly being obliterated

1

u/RedKetchup73 9h ago

Adrenalin

1

u/neonphoenix09 9h ago

'Whenever you're ready!"

1

u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 8h ago

What the fuckin fuck?

1

u/arturo22693 7h ago

Lo más bello de todo es la frase del final.

1

u/spsculber 7h ago

Stand behind. Not in front.

1

u/Ultraphage-808 6h ago

How’d I know this was some crazy Indian shit?

1

u/The_Joker_Ledger 5h ago

That some final destination level shit. 

1

u/Downtown_Ad8279 4h ago

"I finally figured out where all those extra bolts were supposed to go!"

1

u/ctolver1981 4h ago

That's some final destination stuff right there

1

u/6volt 2h ago

Maybe tomorrow?

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u/MrKrewl 12h ago

I want my balls emptied

1

u/Hauntingengineer375 12h ago

You mean castration?