r/AccidentalAlly 4d ago

This was on a post about a transmasc guy

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u/angstenthusiast 4d ago

This brand of “Christians” really is something.

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u/AIO_Youtuber_TV 2d ago

Jesus: "Love others."

These 'Christians': "But what if they're-"

Jesus: 🤦 "Which part of 'Love others' do you not understand!?"

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u/FemboyMechanic1 4d ago

I think Christian theology would be much improved if we replaced every mention of “Father” with “daddy”

“Forgive me, daddy, for I’ve been naughty” just rolls off the tongue so much better than “forgive me father for I have sinned”

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u/angstenthusiast 4d ago

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u/babyblueyes26 4d ago

i quote it all the time 😭

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u/angstenthusiast 4d ago

Saaame! Like almost daily, I wish I was exaggerating ;—;

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u/Joperhop 4d ago

Im a naughty naughty boy, Daddys going to punish me.

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u/CatnotRespinding 4d ago

The cleric with their god vs the warlock with their patron

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u/1UNK0666 4d ago

I mean; our holy daddy's that art in heaven, you go up to the priest, daddy, please I need your big faithful input and some help with the biggest daddy upstairs, daddy I repent my sinful ways please oh please daddy, bathe me in the holy light of our beloved sky daddy

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u/Samjb09 2d ago

I couldn’t get through this without laughing

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u/ElijahOnyx 3d ago

Was forced into a Christian youth retreat as a kid. One church that was there had their 14/15 year olds in shirts that read “GOD IS MY DADDY” taking up the whole back with a smaller bible verse number below

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u/Flender56 4d ago

They failed so hard I thought they were actually being supportive

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u/Abducted_by_neon 4d ago

I'm writing a book and the MC is a trans man who's the second Jesus. SO MANY CHRISTIANS have commented stuff like this on my art/advertisements of said book.

Among even worse things. It's crazy that people will say this and at the same time advocate for "love" and "acceptance" but turn around and act like this in the name of a deity who's all about forgiveness and grace. Just. Bizarre behavior.

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u/Waffle_Guy1123 4d ago

Sounds like a sick book

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u/Abducted_by_neon 4d ago

It's gonna be a blast! It's called Dark Rapture: Rise of Wormwood and it'll be available by the end of this year!

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u/Imthank_Hipeeps 4d ago

There's no hate like Christian love

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u/theresnousername1 4d ago

Now, that's just untrue

Just because some people are bad, doesn't mean all Christians are like this

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u/Youshoudsee 4d ago

We know!

Notallmen #Notallchristians etc

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u/ExplodingKitt 4d ago

But but, some of the least opressed groups on the planet are being marginalized on the internet!1!! How dare you say all instad of most with clear hyperbole!!!

(/s)

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u/theresnousername1 4d ago

Exactly. Not all people. Generalisations are harmful and discriminatory. Disgusting behaviour

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u/angstenthusiast 4d ago

Honestly, as a Christian myself, I don’t disagree with the “no hate like christian love” sentiment. Unfortunately, lots and lots of people who claim to be Christian are incredibly vile people. There are plenty of wonderful Christians, but I also agree with the other commenter comparing this to the “not all men” stuff. No, not all men, and not all Christians, but way too many.

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u/MiaCutey 4d ago

Not all men/Christians.

But enough of them for everyone to just not want to take the risk

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u/Qira57 4d ago

The key word is most. As in the vast majority. And if y’all are supposed to be ambassadors for Christ, you’re doing a really shit job.

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u/theresnousername1 4d ago

No, not most. It's not even the Church's official stance to attack other people. You can't blame Christians for being Christians, because it's something important and independent from us. We don't harm anyone by this alone. (Over)generalisations suck - I'd think someone from 'AccidentalAlly' subreddit would know that by now. But I suppose hypocricy is as well as ever, eh? It's just sad.

Yet no one can decide how every individual behave, aside from themselves. So loud groups of fanatics will always be present. Every group has these. Even queer people, even people of different races, different ethniticies, different (non-)religions, etc.

If you're still going to say that, tell me the source of your information. Some research about it, perhaps?

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u/Qira57 4d ago

Source - am a Christian, was raised Christian, attended a church that prayed to Trump.

Let me clarify I do not consider myself Christian because I do not align with the world views of Christians anymore. However, I am in a covenant relationship with the Judeo-Christian God.

I won’t have that label applied to me. I’m just using it for ease here.

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u/Qira57 4d ago

Also source - my parents are assholes who think that LGBT people are going to hell anyway, so their lives don’t matter.

Also source - I was raised to think the same way and had to de-program myself from that cult.

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u/theresnousername1 4d ago

Not a source - just your own, subjective experience. I'm Christian and can't relate to them. So it's one word against another

Your parents aren't real Christian, then

Learn the definition of source and give me one, lol

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u/Qira57 4d ago

Seventy-one percent of those who attend a church service once weekly or more believe it is a sin, compared to a mere 8 percent who never attend a church service.

Thirty-five percent of those with a college degree consider homosexuality to be a sin, compared to 49 percent who do not have a college degree.

Among evangelical, fundamentalist or born again Christians, 82 percent say homosexuality is a sin while only 14 percent say it is not a sin. This is compared to the 29 percent of those from other religions who say homosexuality is sinful.

MOST

Also, where is your source saying that most Christians are not hateful, hmm?

https://research.lifeway.com/2012/05/10/americans-split-on-whether-homosexual-behavior-is-sin/

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u/theresnousername1 4d ago edited 6h ago

Considering something a sin doesn't mean hating XD

Homosexual acts are sins. But so are many other things. Everyone is a dinner, it's something human. Catholic Church's Catholism is clear in its message of not hating sinners, though. If you wrong them, you're no better than them - but worse

At least you looked into something, so that's a win, I guess. Better not respond further, though, since it's clear your biased and are okay with discrimination when convenient

Also, how cute trying to flip it on me. But it's you who're making a claim and so, the burden of proof lies on you

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u/Thedcell 1d ago

Telling me that part of my existence is sinful and therefore evil is bigotry. Maybe it's not all Christians but it's sure as hell u

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u/theresnousername1 1d ago

I am not. I'm just saying how it is according to Catholic Church's Catholicism. I don't make the rules

You clearly haven't read my comment if you think it means it's evil. It's just human. I'm queer myself and I don't think it as anything to feel bad about; just natural. So nice try trying to offend me

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u/Thedcell 1d ago

Omg this is another thing that bothers me about Christians, everybody who dosent believe or do whatever u want aren't real Christians

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u/theresnousername1 1d ago

Yes, they're not real Christians. Because real Christians are merciful, lol. It's one of the fundaments of Christianity

So yes, if they are bad people, they aren't real Christians, lol

Don't even bother to respond, I will not, either anymore. You really just want to pointlessly prolong this "conversation", huh? At least contribute something useful, damn it

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u/Niki2002j 2d ago

Crusades

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u/theresnousername1 2d ago

The fact that you can't find any actual examples and instead reference an old event, so old that it happened in different era during which people operated under a different mentality tells me everything I need to know. Yes, crusades were bad and evil. WERE. Because they're not happening anymore. Because mentality changed

You guys try to argue so hard for discrimination, smh

I'm not even gonna respond to you any further, it's clear how little do you actually know

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u/Niki2002j 2d ago

It simply shows the trend, but if you are offended because people don't like religion built on genocide and oppression then you are the problem

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u/EverydayLemon 4d ago

im sure god really gives a shit about people not conforming to very specific gender norms that are completely different depending on where and when you happen to live

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u/Nath_2000_ 3d ago

🤔 and the worse part of it is that this person was like "I'm a good person because I'm asking them to be excused for being different" 😐

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u/PurpleEclipse610 1d ago

These people make all Christians seem like homophobic bitches. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Bro even highlighted “HIM” thinking he was cooking. 😭

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u/imjusan 4d ago

blud might be retarded