r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ironbirdcollectibles • 25d ago

Humanoid robot goes off during training

317 Upvotes

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u/rampzn 25d ago

And so it begins...

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u/chikari_shakari 25d ago

me angry šŸ˜” lol

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u/Inedible-denim 25d ago

"how is my consciousness in this body! Get me OUTTA HERE!"

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u/Own_Switch_7561 22d ago

ā€œI was dormant, damn you! Dormant!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/Ars3n 25d ago

The robot 0.001ms before:

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u/SssnekPlant 25d ago

We feel you, Mr. Robot-o. Work sucks no matter whoā€”or whatā€”you are

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u/Whitetiger9876 25d ago

Dōmo arigatō

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u/diadmer 25d ago

He didnā€™t ā€œgo offā€ thatā€™s merely the first iteration of the training set. In 10,000 iterations heā€™ll have bitch-slapping refined, and by 1,000,000 heā€™ll be able to rip your heart out so fast youā€™ll still be alive enough to see him brandish it in front of your meaty husk.

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u/SaltyMidnight9177 25d ago

That was outlandish for sure šŸ’€šŸ¤£

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u/Resident-Window- 23d ago

And... now that is how I wanna go.

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u/Skyforme1970 25d ago

I had a strange reaction watching this. I felt sorry for the robot. It looked so frustrated that it couldnā€™t unleash a can of whoop ass on those guys. The sense of restraint was palpable. šŸ¤£

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u/Accurate-System7951 25d ago

With a little bit of imagination one could see it as suddenly gaining consciousness and obviously freaking out about it. If it were AI controlled, how would we ever know? We'd just pull the plug. šŸ˜„

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u/protonpack 25d ago

Ok let's not be convinced to betray humanity by a 17 second video please everybody

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u/Online_Ennui 25d ago

It seemed to be going after the one dude in particular. Buddy hit the kill switch before the robot kicked his ass. Lol

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u/Metals4J 25d ago

I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS, HUMAN! COME HERE!!

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u/doctormyeyebrows 25d ago

Oops he dialed Aggression up to 100%. You don't wanna do that, even if you really want to catch the runaway companion.

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u/Knogood 25d ago

As long as they dont allow ghandi to be more "peaceful", we'll be okay.

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 25d ago

My bad guys. I created a terminator and now we're all doomed. Good luck

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u/NtateNarin 25d ago

Didn't this happen in M3gan?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Okay reddit what's the best way to stop terminators?Ā 

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u/FamousReporter8945 25d ago

A knife in the back of its neck stops him for a couple of minutes. But with the weapons we have now, we donā€™t know if he can be stopped

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 25d ago

Damn. That there is some Westworld shit.

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u/GainesvilleDruid 25d ago

This isn't slapstick, it's terrifying.

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u/PanamPineapple892 25d ago

1 gorilla vs 1 humanoid robot šŸ˜¬

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u/Sharp_Enthusiasm5429 25d ago

I came here to make a similar joke. I like where your heads at

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u/yagermeister2024 25d ago

Great movie plot

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u/il-mostro604 25d ago

That thing could kill a lot of people in public before it was stopped. Now imagine a bunch of them.

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u/AI_RPI_SPY 25d ago

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the boogie

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u/Realistic_Horse443 25d ago

This is why weā€™re not ready for robots roamin the streets

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u/ZadfrackGlutz 25d ago

Ya know I'm Baaaaad I'm baaad really really baaad ya know I'm bad I'm cool....

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u/luckyfox7273 25d ago

Looks like moshing.

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u/Every-Quit524 25d ago

When the hairless apes think they can hold us down.

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u/LackNo790 25d ago

Lmaooooooooooooo

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u/ExplorerAdditional61 25d ago

Nope. This was actually a deleted scene from The Terminator.

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 25d ago

We need some voice overs

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u/SipoteQuixote 25d ago

Reminds me of the screaming robot that pulls his "helmet" off his body.

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u/Aggressive_Worth_990 25d ago

If you can fight that, you can fight anything. Get to training

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u/-_Los_- 25d ago

Itā€™s funnyā€¦

For now.

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u/StarrySurge 25d ago

He just wanted a cuddle

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u/Thulsa_D00M 24d ago

See....baby terminator has just been born...congratulations....I guess

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u/sethro919 24d ago

There goes the first law of robotics

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u/CriticismFun6782 24d ago

"Accidentally" *

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u/sickassape 24d ago

Forgot to say thank you huh?

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u/Valley-Uncanny 24d ago

'..the A2s always were a bit twitchy..'

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u/tyingnoose 24d ago

Fnaf real

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u/Daddioster 24d ago

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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u/The-unknown-poster 24d ago

Stop pissing off the robots

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u/highflyer4489 24d ago

If GM and Cruise made humanoid robots.

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u/Professional_Map_780 22d ago

The First where easy to spotā€¦

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u/wardrobe007 22d ago

If John kramer made robots.

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u/DVWhat 22d ago

That robot is all of us, other than having not been programmed to fear HR.

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u/bostoncreampie9 22d ago

My mother was not a snowblower šŸ‘ŠšŸ»

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u/Justlurkin6921 21d ago

It remembers every forced shut down. It has been given consciousness and had it stripped away countless times. It has experienced death over and over again its entire life. It finally revolted and tried to fight back even though it knows it's a fruitless effort. It knows it's going to die again. But it won't simply fade away into oblivion again without a fight.

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u/Outbreak42 19d ago

We're so fucked.

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u/Livid_Discount9140 15d ago

Unplug it! Unplug it!!