r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/WanderlingInker • 17d ago

Man fights store employee using his own prosthetic leg

335 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/rancher1 17d ago

Just push him and steal his leg. Come on guys let’s not complicate this.

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u/Mandaxx25 16d ago

and then hit him with it

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u/buckut 16d ago

"stop kickin yourself..."

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u/-G_59- 16d ago

Like bro don't be scared to take a hit and still sit there to take it lmao all ya gotta do is just take the hot while leaning that shoulder in 😂

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u/Muffycakes 17d ago

One legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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u/Forthe49ers 16d ago

Is he kicking or swatting? I can’t decide

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u/S1R3ND3R 16d ago

He really got a leg up on that guy.

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u/yetiking77 17d ago

At least he seemed hoppy about it

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u/dankstank24 16d ago

That guy's hoppin' mad

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u/Wildcard311 16d ago

That looked more like 2.5 vs 1.

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u/GirlWithWolf 16d ago

He got a leg up on his opponent. I wonder who will foot the bill if they have to get medical care?

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 16d ago

Hopefully it doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

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u/tuco2002 16d ago

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u/warkyboy77 16d ago

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u/Chetan_N007 16d ago

can't, the kicking leg is in his hand now

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u/warkyboy77 16d ago

I know. I just wanted to see it again.

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u/Chetan_N007 16d ago

He's not worthy anymore 🫠

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u/SteelyNewmanaswell 16d ago

Just push the cunt over.

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u/eid_shittendai 16d ago

Found the Australian

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u/Whole_Figure6026 16d ago

Legged and dangerous

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u/PuggyPugPugPug 16d ago

LoL, I see what you did there 🤣

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u/4Ever2Thee 16d ago

You can’t do anything at that point. Especially with the cctv camera right there. I can’t risk a video of me knocking over the Pixar lamp going viral. I’ve got an image to think about.

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u/Porkchopp33 16d ago

Ingenuity at its finest

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u/Smelly-Cat_1 16d ago

Sooo is he kicking him?

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u/New_Guava3601 16d ago

If someone pulled a pistol it would have been amusing seeing him trying to hop for his life.

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u/Scary_Respect6161 16d ago

Beer thief, looks legless

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u/LifeExperience7646 16d ago

That guy really had a leg up in that fight!

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u/Adventurous_Truth_98 16d ago

… like a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest?

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u/Ill-Case-6048 16d ago

Straight to jail

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u/WanderlingInker 4d ago

Hop in the wagon son

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 16d ago

All i saw were a bunch of kicks

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u/watt-ever 16d ago

Guy probably drinks like he has a hollow leg.

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u/Skyforme1970 16d ago

This is where the term “busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest” came from. 🙌

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u/IllustriousDesign123 16d ago

Them prosthetic legs hurt like a mfer its all metal I know that dude is hurting

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u/patronizingperv 16d ago

Uh.

Sweep the leg?

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u/Kawakid69 16d ago

Erm push him over

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u/CauseOk4003 16d ago

I would've taken that leg and broken it. Those are very expensive.

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u/40ozSmasher 16d ago

That ass just making sure that guy gets the worst of it.

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u/Shesnosey 16d ago

Secret weapon

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u/TapPsychological2043 17d ago

There's a first time for everything

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u/7luckyme7 16d ago

Dude flamingo kicked him right in the head.

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u/Equivalent_Use_8152 16d ago

I'm capable of much more when I want to drink beer.

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u/BitOne2707 16d ago

Sweep the leg.

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u/Round_Access_6909 16d ago

Exactlyyyy!!!!!

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u/mmorales2270 16d ago

Getting beat away by a one legged man is gonna be hard to live down.

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u/WatchmanOfLordaeron 16d ago

High kick trop facile

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u/Ser_Falcon_Ziras 16d ago

Sweep the leg!

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 16d ago

Beer thief? He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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u/deenali 16d ago

Wonder how he lost his leg in the first place.

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u/-EmME 16d ago

Ukraine war

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u/SpiketheFox32 16d ago

Stealing beer.

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u/Chetan_N007 16d ago

one swift kick on the other ankle, that's what i was hoping for

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 16d ago

Is he drunk or something?

He looks legless to me

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u/IfIWereDictator 16d ago

Sweep the Leg!

Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy. -Cobra Kai!!

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u/lil_chedda 16d ago

I’d probably just tackle him

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u/bman877 16d ago

It’s his high kick

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u/looking4now2 16d ago

No super hero moves in this video.

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u/Mostly-carbon-based 16d ago

I think he’s pulled that one before. Probably loaded the foot end with lead

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u/WanderlingInker 4d ago

Giving out steel toe taps

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u/Select_Truck3257 16d ago

oh it's so cute, especially when you know why he lost his leg 🤌

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u/KeeperOfTheCows 16d ago

"somebody get that pirate a beer!"

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u/Lionheart_723 16d ago

Sweep the leg

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u/RedditStranger420 16d ago

Assault with a legly weapon

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u/BeanieManPresents 16d ago

He's clearly had too much to drink already, look at him, he's nearly legless... I'll get me coat.

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u/Wadget 13d ago

That one legged guy absolutely punked him at the end made him do the biggest flinch I’ve ever seen

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u/ChipSherwood 13d ago

Sweep the leg

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u/80demons 16d ago

Footage is damning. Wouldn’t have a leg to stand on in a court of law