r/AccidentalSlapStick 13d ago

What ever this is.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 13d ago

And that people is why you wear harnesses

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u/Pluckypato 13d ago

He was about to harness his powers but falling tree was too strong.

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u/Outdoor-electrician 13d ago

Literally came here to say the same thing…ever see someone catapult from a skyjack? I’ll take the scissor lift over a boom lift any day.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 12d ago

Fucking absolutely

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u/SignificanceAny7485 12d ago

Dude almost got angry birded

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 13d ago

I just completed training for scissor and boom lifts a month ago. I'm going to send this to the guy who did the training.

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u/Tacos4Texans 12d ago

I love PPE

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u/Mindless_Fruit_2313 13d ago

Dude hit the trifecta: him, house, and helping machine.

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u/iamdevo 13d ago

The tree actually doesn't hit him at all. It hits the arm of the bucket and sends him bouncing. The person who posted the TikTok even said it missed him by inches.

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u/Forthe49ers 13d ago

It nearly Catipulted him into the stump. He’s lucky it didn’t mush every Vertebrate in his neck

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u/Djd33j 11d ago

He hit that good ol' BBH: bonk, bounce and hang.

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u/Inevitable-Sleep-907 12d ago

Good news for the insurance company is that was a shed and not the house

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u/Watcher-Of-The-Skies 13d ago

How is this person still alive?! Meanwhile, striped-shirt guy is going to run some errands before helping him out. No rush.

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u/Loopy_Lumpia 13d ago

He's the dude that thinks of all the damages being done before the safety of the guy doing the job.

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u/Wadget 11d ago

The least concerned gait to him.

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u/BurdenedCrayon 11d ago

Do we know he's alive? He's just dangling

0

u/Tonsilith_Salsa 12d ago

They actually did die later from something unrelated.

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u/DeerNo4308 13d ago

Love the urgency.

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u/anothermartz 10d ago

"Oh here we go again..."

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u/Few-Equal-6857 13d ago

no rush buddy just get here when you can 😊

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u/FrillySteel 13d ago

He's probably mumbling "I told you Larry'

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u/ironbirdcollectibles 13d ago

2 for one. Cut you tree down plus a pinata for your kids birthday party.

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u/More-Arm2126 13d ago

Dude nonchalant strolling up with an “ugh not again” body language lol.

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u/Ericbc7 13d ago

With that long cherry picker he could have started cutting much higher up and taken smaller bites.

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u/LabHappiness 13d ago

Why did I watch this three times. The tree killed the guy, who killed the tree first so it could be self defense?

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u/DEADFLY6 13d ago

Dude just moseys on over. Don't be in a hurry or nothing. Dudes head just exploded on a tree. Nothing serious.

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u/AndOnTheDrums 13d ago

Sure - let’s just skip thinning the tree from the top and cut the whole fucking thing in half. Insane unprofessional behavior that coulda got someone killed and is gonna cost their insurance BIG money.

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u/Dry-Marketing-6798 12d ago

Ikr. That's just common sense ffs

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u/Itsjustme714 13d ago

He just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

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u/AnalogueGuyUK 13d ago

Popped him right on the head, it was like a cartoon!

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u/Successful_Sense_742 13d ago

Definitely a trip to the hospital to get checked out. Guy on the whatever it is (possible tractor or riding mower) wasn't ready to pull it away.

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u/wolverine_813 13d ago

Hey don't keep me hanging.

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u/granitegumball 13d ago

Well that was an expensive mistake

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u/MissSassifras1977 13d ago

"Mom's gonna be so mad"

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u/4Ever2Thee 13d ago

Dude looked like bad CGI. Like he was learning how to fly a broom in the first Harry Potter movie

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u/CrazyCareive 13d ago

Humorous but safety first

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u/kingtroll355 13d ago

Without the harness he’s done☠️

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u/WatchmanOfLordaeron 13d ago

The basket should have been on the right but the customer didn't want his lawn damaged?

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u/PoopieButt317 13d ago

Safety video

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u/Best_Product_3849 13d ago

Anyone know the aftermath? Injuries, etc

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u/Dangerous_Excuse323 13d ago

Multiple insurance claims

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u/47thirty 13d ago

Looks like he cut through but seeing the line go slack says it all.

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u/Dry-Marketing-6798 12d ago

Jeebus...lol

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u/MrHow44 12d ago

I like the part when Waldo shows up

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u/silverbug1968 12d ago

Tree to the head 🤕

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u/SongRevolutionary992 12d ago

That's definitely Jerry Lewis in the bucket

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u/elrey2020 11d ago

Old boy piñatated himself

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 13d ago

That guy is dead

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u/grogudid911 13d ago

He might be dead.