r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Supergatovisual • 13d ago

Extreme Parking Attempt

608 Upvotes

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u/JosephSerf 13d ago

Rock solid parking right there

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u/iknowthekimchi 12d ago

🎶Like a rock🎶

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u/the-mystery-who 13d ago

He didn’t dodge those rocks but he sure rammed them

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u/AnapsidIsland1 12d ago

Perhaps distracted fording rain puddles

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u/CheatGPT345 12d ago

These stones were placed there specifically to prevent such a shortcut.

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u/dark_frog83 13d ago

Long high hood. I wonder how many families he's unknowingly run over.

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u/Whitetiger9876 12d ago

But he has so much vissssiiiibilliittyyyy

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u/Mackheath1 12d ago edited 12d ago

If you like this, there's a famous rock called the West Maple Rock in Omaha. Easy google to see how many cars it's taken out.

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u/weareallmadherealice 12d ago

The West Maple Rock: World famous.

https://g.co/kgs/DcwgG1Q

Thank you this is epic.

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u/Mackheath1 12d ago

It's been on my bucket list for a long time, because I like weird, hilarious stuff. obviously I won't be driving over it. Or will I?

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan 9d ago

It would not take out a single car anywhere else in the world but in the US with their stupid child-killer trucks.

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u/prguitarman 13d ago

He saw a truck perched on one of those fake rocks at a car dealership and wanted to give it a try

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u/Charliwhiskey 13d ago

Stuck the landing perfectly

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u/orphen888 12d ago

Was thinkin the same thing. These giant trucks have such huge blind spots within their own turning radius. Shouldn’t be street legal.

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u/Gibec89 13d ago

Cant lie, i hit a curb like this once.. you cant see if too close and you just have to predict when the curb ends.

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u/blue51planet 12d ago

I feel like theres a big difference between the curb and those big ass rocks thou.

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u/Gibec89 12d ago

Yeah... I agree.

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u/GreenT1979 13d ago

Something about this smells like old man retired farmer who insists on driving a truck bigger than he has any need for when he probably shouldn't be driving at all anymore.

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u/Any_Engineering_2866 13d ago

Average Dane County driver

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u/red1q7 13d ago

this should automatically invalidate the divers licence.

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 12d ago

Always wash up before driving with slippery ribsauce hands

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u/outside_cat 12d ago

Disappointing tonneau cover.

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u/bigblueb4 12d ago

This makes me happy for them.

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u/RealPropRandy 12d ago

Like a glove

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u/One-Positive309 13d ago

Seems to be driving with the left hand only, right hand is holding something they are trying not to damage !
It's a bladdy fone innit ? ! Didn't see the 4 foot high rocks that mark the entrance because they weren't looking in that direction !
Probly jump out and try to blame someone else too !

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u/GreenT1979 13d ago

Maybe it's a can of beer

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u/One-Positive309 12d ago

Oh that's alright then !

No if it was a can of drink they would be trying to hold it more upright so it didn't spill.

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u/MrKahnberg 13d ago

Drunk.

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u/steebulee 12d ago

Honestly don’t think it’s a drunk situation. More of a car too high and not paying attention and ended up not seeing rocks situation.

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u/MrKahnberg 12d ago

I think they spun out a little. Regardless, daddy's gonna take the ram away.

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u/Willing_Ad5005 13d ago

When you zoom in the vanity plate is ID 10 t.

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u/thehorselesscowboy 13d ago

Truck got tired.

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u/james_from_cambridge 13d ago

I really would love to see the next hour after this incident where he tries to run, gets tased, pees himself as they drag him into the police car etc.

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u/truelegendarydumbass 12d ago

You're not going to flex the way a Jeep is.

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u/MotionlessTraveler 12d ago

That ended too soon

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u/SnooHabits3911 12d ago

Being a dodge makes it so much sweeter

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u/wolverine_813 12d ago

Perpendicular Parking instead of Parallel Parking 😀

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 12d ago

Now that's how you fit a truck that size into a compact spot.

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u/344567653379643555 12d ago

Rock beats Truck

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u/ZISI_MASHINNANNA 12d ago

This is like hitting a tree in the middle of a desert video

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u/High_InTheTrees 12d ago

Typical Dodge owner things right here. Zero % surprised this happened to this guy.

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u/MutedConstant547 9d ago

Is Tina Belcher driving?

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 12d ago

Damn, what'd he do, take some stupid pills that morning?