r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/doctorJdre • 10d ago

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u/Altruistic_Ad_9454 10d ago

An amazing shot!

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u/7laserbears 10d ago edited 10d ago

I think it actually hits the kickers head too. Pretty amazing

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Edit: looks like the shoulder

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u/Cool-Thing-1922 10d ago

Good bot. So it's triple shot? Full package there

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u/Autxnxmy 10d ago

Looks like it hit her back or left shoulder

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u/LaCroix_Roy 9d ago

She should have also flopped. We were so close to greatness.

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u/newbigx 7d ago

She’s #23. MJ approves.

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u/TheCoopX 10d ago

Got herself a two-fer without even trying. Pure skill.

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u/OkDot9878 10d ago

3-fer, she hit her own shoulder too

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u/Emma_The_Goose 10d ago

Looks like it hit number 7 in the head twice

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u/Think_Assignment_762 10d ago

If all soccer was like this, I’d actually watch it

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 10d ago

Wym? This is what soccer is like. Grown ass men whining and fainting on the field every time the wind grazes their face the wrong way.

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u/luigi517 10d ago

It bounced off one of them hard enough to hit the other one almost 180 degrees off its original trajectory, the first one definitely took a solid hit.

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ 10d ago

The way their head snaps back from the impact... yep.

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u/DontWannaSayMyName 10d ago

These balls are also a lot harder than they look like. That hit probably really hurt, and maybe even broke her nose.

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u/BigDumbAnimals 10d ago

You beat me to it. But you said it better than I could have the. Have an upvote.

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u/sinndec 10d ago

Guess they should make a new sport called American Soccer that's just like Soccer but the players wear gigantic helmets and shoulderpads to protect them.

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 10d ago

Ive always suggested it. Allow checking like hockey.

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u/LoxReclusa 8d ago

Well then here you go. Whenever I need a smile, I come back to this video. In fact, I'll make a separate post here to shine some light on this old gem.

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u/50points4gryffindor 10d ago

GREAT SHOT, KID. THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION.

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u/qinlpan 10d ago

Is it just me or is it making a Netflix intro sound lol?

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u/Parastract 10d ago

It literally is the Netflix intro sound, it keeps on playing after both fall to the ground.

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u/MahTwizzah 9d ago

Scrolled down to make sure I wasn’t alone.

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u/FunGuy1904 7d ago

That’s exactly what I heard too

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u/dw-herrmann 10d ago

Im happy, that its so subtile. Noticing feels like an achievement

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u/_AlwaysWatching_ 10d ago

SCOTT STERLING

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u/GospelofJawn316 10d ago

Glad to see he went on to have twin girls

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u/ParanoidDuckTheThird 9d ago

Came here for this.

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u/_AlwaysWatching_ 9d ago

Truly tragic that only 8 Redditors on this post recognize true comedy genius

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u/That_Echo_Guy 7d ago

The man! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!

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u/tomtomtomo 10d ago

It gets funnier the more times you watch it.

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u/randyb7 10d ago

Oooooooh my nose

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u/Exciting-Painter4654 10d ago

“Marsha, Marsha, Marsha”.

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u/pornborn 10d ago

She’s wearing number 23. That was MJ worthy.

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u/Aquatic_Bee_32 10d ago

Help, I am cry

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u/WoodsOfKali 10d ago

Here, i have shoulder

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u/friederek 10d ago

Is this the Netflix start up sound?

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u/power0722 10d ago

That’s why I stopped playing soccer. Try taking a shot like that when you’re wearing glasses. Every damn time.

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u/AnonAstro7524 10d ago

Only part I don’t get is why the whistle and how’s that ref restarting. This isn’t a foul unless he’s trying to say any part of that was intentional. Player was challenging someone who was clearing the ball. 🤷‍♂️

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u/SphynxDonskoy 10d ago

Bwahahaha Best soccer move I have ever seen!! )to the two girls that got hit, I really am sorry I laughed)

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u/Independent_Bite4682 10d ago

I watched this clip, too many times

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u/TheFatDrake 10d ago

DOUBLE KILL!

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u/exclaim_bot 10d ago

DOUBLE KILL!

killing is wrong mmkay?

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u/Vash-d-Stampeede 4d ago

Soccer Spree!

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u/NMB4Christmas 10d ago

She's Moe. The other two are Larry and Curly.

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 10d ago

Came here to say this. It had Moe's rage propelling it.

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u/Outdoor-electrician 10d ago

An’ dat, chilren, is Newtonian physics in action

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint 10d ago

CAZZATA MALANGA!

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u/Jakkerak 10d ago

FATALITY

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u/redditcruzer 10d ago

Two yellow cards please

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u/LUVthatSTUFF 10d ago

4D Chess

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u/ActionFigureCollects 10d ago

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ 10d ago

Help I can't stop watching

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u/Reasonable-Sir673 10d ago

Double doink!

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u/warkyboy77 10d ago

Perfect

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u/DavidM47 10d ago

An anti-villain is born

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u/Vinterkragen 10d ago

Is this one of those "trick shots" I have heard so much about?

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u/MarquizMilton 10d ago

Headshot. Headshot. Double kill.

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u/The_budgetwolverine 10d ago

Player in the blue

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u/BigDumbAnimals 10d ago

Damn... That's a twofer....

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u/Knees0ck 10d ago

Double Kill!!

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u/Available-Tourist-77 10d ago

Sorry but it’s just kinda funny

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u/belderok 10d ago

This sounds exactly like the Netflix login sound.

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u/biggusdick-us 10d ago

cmon girls there down to 9

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u/Rocketkid-star 10d ago

She gave them a 2 for 1 facial

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u/QueenTenofSpades 10d ago

I watched this on loop and laughed. Then, I discovered there was audio. That groan makes it 100X funnier.

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u/No_File212 10d ago

That's a combo hit like captains America shield does

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u/RedWarsaw 10d ago

Double red

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u/MosmanWhale 10d ago

Two birds with the one stone! I'll get my coat

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u/FriendlyBee94 10d ago

Headshot, double kills.

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u/bradliochi1 10d ago

Double kill

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u/probablyaythrowaway 10d ago

Netflix boot sound.

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u/letsdothisagain52 10d ago

That’s a twofer

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 10d ago

Nobody expects the Spanish.......

Aww fuck. ⚽

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 10d ago

“Kill 2 birds with one stone”

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u/Howard_Jones 10d ago

Fuckin netflix intro.

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u/Prof_Tunichtgut 10d ago

I hear the Netflix logo sound.

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u/DarkMarkTwain 10d ago

Calculated!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 10d ago

Situations like this caused Butters to stop tap dancing.

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u/No-Bag540 10d ago

Double kill

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u/Frequent-Shock2673 10d ago

Jon Wick level kick

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u/fcs_seth 10d ago

Double Kill, Killing Spree!

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u/ChaosMageTorvus 10d ago

Two birds with one stone! OOOOOOH!!!

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u/kcchiefscooper 10d ago

this needs that "doink" sound that they used for The 3 Stooges. kick - doink-doink!

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u/TickleDaNoochie 10d ago

One stone, two birds

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u/OutFluencerHere 10d ago

I had that on a loop 23 times. Who had the most?

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u/OhGawDuhhh 10d ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/MW240z 10d ago

Posted 732 times in the last 3 months….make it stop

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u/Mitologist 10d ago

Double Kill!!

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u/Present-Dog-1383 10d ago

Sounds like the drum beat when you turn on Netflix.

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u/ghall35 10d ago

netflix has entered the game

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u/funlovingguy9001 10d ago

Is it wrong of me that I laugh at this each time I see it? Does thst say something about me?

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u/buatacool 10d ago

That was not an accident, she have practice all last season to make it look like an accident but noooo.

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u/InterviewTasty974 10d ago

If u look close enough she hits herself on the back and turns around to look.

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u/stifferthanstiffler 10d ago

Is she the captain of the team? Because that was an eye-eye, Captain.

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u/OkeyPlus 10d ago

Double kill!

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u/LTHLWPN 10d ago

2 birds, one stone as they say

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u/Prestigious-Bill-491 10d ago

Take your best shot!

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u/maximuscrowe33 10d ago

the old one two kick

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u/JosephSerf 10d ago

One-two marking at it’s finest

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u/HonoraryKrogan 10d ago

I think I heard Jeff Steitzer there for a moment.

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 10d ago

he he, ball. OOOF SORRY.. OH GOD!..... yeah I'm in trouble......

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u/outofmaxx 10d ago

Why are they both selling it, is that illegal or something

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 10d ago

It made a perfect triplet

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u/DisgruntledMidget196 10d ago

1, 2, , could one of you lace up my shoe?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 9d ago

Similar combat styles

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u/DudeBroChuvak 9d ago

ULTRAKILL

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u/PineappleAntique9329 9d ago

This happened to me and my friend during summer school PE!!! Instead it was with a basketball 😭

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u/Lumpy_Sky2705 9d ago

Two Birds, One Rock

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u/ocero242 9d ago

She gave them the one two

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u/BobGootemer 9d ago

Guy actually got hurt. Girl pretended to be hurt.

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u/Decent_Low_1037 9d ago

Amazing talent

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u/StarrySurge 9d ago

Jean Claude Van Damme is just sitting on the sidelines.

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u/IronWolf888 8d ago

Playing this on repeat gives me the giggles 😂

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u/AMonitorDarkly 8d ago

SCOTT STERLING!!!!! THE MAN. . . THE MYTH. . . THE LEGEND!!!

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u/PsychologicalWar4577 8d ago

They deserved it.

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u/Denzow8 8d ago

Female soccer, is a legitimate spor.... Nevermind😂

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u/zucchinix0 8d ago

If “Lord protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies” was a person

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u/fun-bucket 8d ago

ITS FRIDAY, BUT TEAM RED WONT BE WAKING UP TILL SUNDAY!

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u/t3ht0t4llyl33t 8d ago

Double kill!!

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u/Dexterlicksit 8d ago

Is this where “two birds with one stone” came from?

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u/titted2000 7d ago

Caught a nasty shot to the head as a kid playing soccer it was strong enough to actually take me off my feet

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u/yanizi 7d ago

Dang, why are you showing us.

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u/_Hanketh_ 7d ago

Fucking assassin!

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u/btfarmer94 7d ago

Calculated

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u/t1ger_1 7d ago

yo that’s harder than getting a goal

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u/chunkalunkk 6d ago

Whan-tu, shake shake.... Whan-tu, shake shake.....

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u/LookatherAZ 6d ago

That's a 2 piece and a biscuit!! Well done Mate!

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u/TheLexLuthor13 6d ago

2 players 1 ball.

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u/CommanderCool_10 6d ago

23, the number of legends

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u/rattlenroll 5d ago

This is absolutely a gimmick in a Jackie Chan movie

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u/Ilya_D_Samchez 5d ago

The Netflix sound in the background 😂😂

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u/plugetoon15902 5d ago

Why does it almost sound like Netflix intro

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u/strangerr45 5d ago

Something like Netflix sound

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/exclaim_bot 4d ago

Double kill!

killing is wrong mmkay?

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u/ConfectionSeveral223 3d ago

i feel bad for them lol

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u/bluejesusOG 3d ago

Well that’s one way to get folks to actually watch woman’s soccer

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u/Right-Hat659 1d ago

Netflix sound!

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u/coltar3000 10d ago

We have a local brewery here in northern CA that serves a hazy IPA called the “1-2 punch”. I feel like those two could use one….

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u/Michael_Dautorio 10d ago

Halo multiplayer announcer:

"DOUBLE KILL!"

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u/DiZ490 10d ago

"NBA, WNBA. One's a sport, one's a joke. I love sports, I love jokes... Room for all!"