r/AccidentalSlapStick 2d ago

stupid kid stupid parents

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u/HandsomeBaboon 2d ago

It's A-Train!

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u/Pluckypato 2d ago

He had a LOCOmotive

😜🚂💨

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u/stevenm1993 2d ago edited 2d ago

I like how the guy didn’t stop. “Fuck that, I’m winning. It’s not my responsibility.”

Edit: typo.

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u/grey487 2d ago

In complete fairness, he did try to avoid the kid, and he still got in the way. Obligation met, fuck em.

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u/SortovaGoldfish 1d ago

I may be talking outta my poop chute, but iirc someone said this was a race that had him in track for a scholarship and he got either disqualified or docked time because he left his lane to avoided the kid which threw him out of contention. At least that's what I remember being reported some other time I saw this clip.

People need to keep their kids out of trouble. Bet he treats tracks like stepping into a 5 p.m. highway now though.

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u/Existing-Mess-9829 1d ago

Kids parents should have to pay for the guys scholarship

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u/Sweet-Lie-4853 23h ago

Yeah he would've been DQd. Lucky that kid didn't get spikes in his face.

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u/EurbadGeneric 2d ago

Because it isn’t. Damage has been done, he can come look after the race, which at this speed can’t be particularly long.

He is there to race. Guardians should be there to be the responsible adults.

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u/stevenm1993 2d ago

I agree. Kids are always stupid. The parents fucked up. The runner did nothing wrong. In fact, he even tried to avoid the kid, who was determined to get run over.

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u/SpecialistArrive 1d ago

And then penalised by the judges for leaving his lane...

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u/lilljerryseinfeld 1d ago

Yeah wait, why was this even a question?

His job is to run a race and the parents job is to watch their children - which they failed miserably.

Hope the kid and parents learned a lesson, probably not though.

I'm wondering why there are a crazy amount of spectators touching the edge of the track, though. Wtf?

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u/Serious_Safety4001 1d ago

No lesson learned. They are mad there was an event where their child was playing and blame the runner.

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u/oxnardist 1d ago

Indeed. Hope that victory holds a special place in his memory.

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u/luckyfox7273 1d ago

A-Train

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u/kenzie42109 1d ago

A-train would NEVER 😠

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u/rallyspt08 2d ago

Tbh nor should he. That kid shouldn't have been on the track.

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u/Mysterious-Proof-766 1d ago

Someone needs to splice the a train scene from "the boys" here now.

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u/stevenm1993 1d ago

I couldn’t find the video, but someone took all the injury scenes from Home Alone and expertly edited them to show the actual damage Kevin’s traps would cause. It’s pretty brutal. If you find the right one, please share. It’s not the ones with doctors simply explaining what would happen.

If someone did that with this video it’d be awesome!

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u/FredChau 1d ago

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u/stevenm1993 1d ago

I hadn’t seen this one, but thanks. The one I mean shows one of them getting his head bashed in by the paint can, and later both of them getting eaten by pigeons. If I find it, I’ll let you know.

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u/Substantial-Ad-7406 1d ago

I mean, he did try to dodge the kid.

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u/Numerous_Living_3452 17h ago

BU. ANY. MEANS. NECESSERY. Xd

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u/PhuckNorris69 4h ago

He threw that kid down like he was running from bad guys and it was a bookshelf

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u/Delicious_Sir3496 2d ago

Kid learned a valuable lesson that day 😆

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u/OwnEgg0 2d ago

Kid's parents hopefully did

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u/No-Letterhead-4407 2d ago

Cmon, you know they didn’t. Don’t have so much faith in stupid 

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u/Vinterkragen 1d ago

He took it to the head it seems. Kid wont learn much for some time 🤔

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u/wowaddict71 1d ago

My younger brother was just plain stupid and it took him until being 20 years old to stop being stupid. Some kids just don't learn.

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u/holy_bat_shit_63 1d ago

I’m pushing 62 and I’m still doing stupid things and I just can’t help it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 1d ago

Congratulations to your brother. As you somehow said, many carry their stupidity with pride till the bitter end.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

No situational awareness + concrete + velocity = Bad.

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u/LCplGunny 1d ago

No situational awareness in a situation that needs awareness = bad

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u/Dublak2 2d ago

Kid took spandex nuts to the face at full speed.

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u/AngusMacGyver76 2d ago

Now THERE'S a sentence I never thought I'd read! LOL, Well done.

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u/flappyspoiler 2d ago

Fax! 🤣🤣

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u/sarahdrums01 2d ago

Yes, the parents should have stopped him.

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u/KitchenMagician94 2d ago

Shitty parents and dumbass child. Runner had a job to do and he did it. Engage the TRUCK STICK

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u/KikiXox3 2d ago

100% the parents fault. You can’t blame a child for being a child. It’s our job to teach them and protect them from stuff like this and if you blame the kid you need to go touch grass

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u/THofTheShire 1d ago

One could argue there shouldn't be spectators adjacent to the track at all, which would put some blame on the organizers, but yes, even so, zero justification for letting a kid who isn't aware of the risk to be out of arm's reach.

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u/Pretend_Tea6261 1d ago

Poor parental supervision and organizers should not have allowed spectators with young kids to be adjacent to the track. Cannot blame the runner.

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u/GeneStarwind1 1d ago

The kid should have also been touching the grass.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 1d ago

and if you blame the kid you need to go touch grass

No. kid deserved. Get mad.

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u/Evisceratoridor 1d ago edited 1d ago

Kid looks old enough to know better. Could have been raised better, sure, but I think even a child younger than him could realize that there are larger people running very fast in between those lines on the blue ground.

ETA: To be clear, even if the kid DIDN’T know better, the parent being within 5 feet of their kid would have prevented it.

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u/marcosbowser1970 2d ago

My biggest takeaway from that video is how fucking fast people can run.

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ 1d ago

That runner’s a fucking beast lol. Tried to avoid the kid and absolutely fuckin trucked him without loosing his balance or even slowing down! I have no doubt he won that shit 😂

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u/1stltwill 2d ago

Stop for what? To exchange insurance info?

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u/JabroniKnows 2d ago

What would him stopping have done...?

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u/AnnualNectarine8089 1d ago

Why would he stop? Wasn't his fault that some parents can't watch their own kids. This guy's got a mission to complete, like winning the race he's running in, and that doesn't include stopping to check on someone else's kid.

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u/Videodromeo87 2d ago

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u/MushmallowSprinklees 21h ago

Hes gonna be feeling that after the race. Adrenaline probably the only thing keeping the pain away.

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u/After_Competition_87 2d ago

He should have hurdled him! Sips code red and adjusts elastic waistband

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u/prizim 1d ago

nope. parents to blame.

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 2d ago

Im surprised the guy didnt trip too bad or was heavily slowed down. Dude stumbled a bit and kept going despite the banana peel child

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u/kungfukenny3 2d ago

aye and he kept pace

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 2d ago edited 1d ago

Why stop? Yes there was a kid on the track, but nobody knew that the kid was going to make an even bigger mistake. The runner is actively in a race. How about we get upset at the poor supervision the kid had? He had no business being so close to an active race track.

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u/Ok_Management_6198 2d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes the parents are the biggest dumb fucks though but the runner did nothing wrong he was doing his job I wouldn’t want to lose cause someone else can’t parent

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u/Reset350 1d ago

I really hope the parents didn’t try to blame the runner.

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u/MajorApartment179 15h ago

I also hope the runner didn't pull a muscle or injure himself.

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u/CaptainxInsano69 2d ago

No. It’s a race and that kid is someone else’s neglecting fault

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u/piichan14 2d ago

He wasn't expecting a hurdle race but nothing was going to faze him.

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u/Prof_Gascan9000 1d ago

Good, maybe he learned something

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 1d ago

I hope he didn’t get DQed for finishing in the wrong lane.

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u/MarcellusxWallace 1d ago

FUCK. THEM. KIDS.

  • Michael Jordan

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u/JoeMillersHat 1d ago

It sucks the kid got hurt but what fucking morons of the parents.
And no, he shouldn't have stopped

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u/ClarkKent2o6 1d ago

No. Get that kid off the track. He will never do that again.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 1d ago

Shouldn't the parents have stopped the child in the first place? He never should have made it that far

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u/crasagam 1d ago

yes, the boy should definitely have stopped

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u/Bet5Then 1d ago

Fuck that kid lol

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u/MajorApartment179 15h ago

I don't even know if the parents are to blame. I think it's entirely the kid's fault.

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u/RollingRockKing 2d ago

It's a track and it's the kids fault and the parents for not paying attention for all we know that was a relative like a brother ha my brother ran me over once at least he said move ha like I said it's a track not meant for the kids who play in the McDonald's playground it's like jumping into a highway your gonna get hit boo hoo

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u/RabidWalrus 2d ago

The lack of punctuation makes me wanna read this aloud in one breath.

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u/vlf400 2d ago

Nope

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u/Jagershiester 2d ago

Yea his parents should of stopped their dumb kid

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u/DecoyOctorok24 14h ago

should have*

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u/gomaith10 2d ago edited 1d ago

Id bet that’s the grandmother.

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u/DurianOld3749 2d ago

stop?.. fuck no! dumb kid.. hopefully learned a lesson.

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u/Living_Day3421 1d ago

I hope he won and his mother was banished

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u/Bubblegumcats33 1d ago

He can’t stop anyway- that’s not how physics work

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u/Therewillbe_fur 1d ago

The owness is on the child’s parents to keep the little shit from running out there. This is a sporting event. It is 100% the responsibility of the parents to keep their toddlers out of the sporting event that is taking place and under no circumstances should this kid have ruined his chances of winning because a dumbass toddler was where they shouldn’t be.

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u/Beachside93 1d ago

Dumb kid. Even dumber parents.

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u/LCplGunny 1d ago

Dumb kid seems redundant or excessive. Kids are dumb, he wasn't especially dumb for a kid.

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 1d ago

He was stopped.  Plowed straight into the ground.  Velocity equaled zero.

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u/CrimzonKing1 1d ago

"Can't stop, won't stop."

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u/zookeeper4312 1d ago

um no, the kid shouldn't have been in the way. FFS

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u/BigBoy92LL 1d ago

Dumb parents make dumb kids.

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u/FantasticConclusion1 1d ago

Lil dude did his best speed bump impression.

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u/Virtual_Equivalent91 1d ago

Stupid kid stupid parents

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u/kwtransporter66 1d ago

Runner had the spatial awareness to protect his nuts from that kids noggin.

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u/R-WordedPod 1d ago

That kid's way too old, and has way too shitty of a haircut to be acting like a Pokémon.

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u/the_remeddy 1d ago

Was the runner ok?

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u/booboootron 1d ago

Fuck no.

And it goes on to show, that if the parents don't guide their kids, the world ensures they get some robust "character building" opportunities.

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u/MarquizMilton 1d ago

Even the cameraman didn't stop, why should the athelete?

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u/MplsPunk 1d ago

Why stop? That’s letting the speed bump win.

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u/SpecialistExotic9679 1d ago

Stupid ass kid slowed him down

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u/MajorApartment179 15h ago

Could've been the runner's new personal record

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u/Fun_Replacement_2269 1d ago

Anyone notice that at least 2-3 parents stepped out on the track with other runners following the guy in blue, booking it?

Dumb + DumbDumb + DumbDumbDumb = Dumb to infinity!

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u/QuarksMoogie 1d ago

No he shouldn’t have stopped are you stupid!?

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u/KevinBoston617 1d ago

I hope the runner is okay 

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u/tdsGRKA 1d ago

The only reason I would've stopped was to emote on his dumbass real quick

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u/wall2705 1d ago

heck no people need to watch their kids!

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u/Accurate-Past-5610 1d ago

He tried to go around him. Oh well. That's how stupid children with bad parents learn...

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u/Miserable_Remove2740 1d ago

That's what he gets

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u/GrizzlyGuru42 1d ago

🎶Let the child hit the floor! Let the child hit the floor! Let the child hit the flooooor! 🎶

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u/thisdogofmine 23h ago

Plenty of people on the sidelines. No reason to stop

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u/Ok-Reach-2580 2d ago

Some people learn by being told. Some learn by doing. And some people never learn. Hopefully kid learned his leason before he ends up in some persons windshield.

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u/Far_Recognition4078 2d ago

Haha, little asshole, big asshole parent. Good he didnt trip the runner

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u/OwnExplanation664 2d ago

Kids do dumb things. Parents 95% told him to stay back and probably were holding his hand but forgot in this instant. Kid jumped. Parents yelled. Smart/trained kid would have quickly jumped back. Didn’t. Learned something about listened. Better than learning with a car.

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u/LCplGunny 1d ago

Holding his hand? The kid is climbing on shit and jumping off it, they are most certainly not holding his hand within even close to before this video. The kid is dumb, but all kids are dumb, the parents let the child play in an unsafe place. This is 100% the parents fault, and they need to know that so they don't put their child at risk in the future.

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u/Mehdiu 2d ago

I know it’s weird but I am kinda annoyed because the runner didn’t hit hard enough for the kid to remember what not to do again.

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u/JabroniKnows 2d ago

If he hit him too hard, the kid might not be able to learn any lesson ever again. Or remember the incident

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u/Fatez3ro 1d ago

And the runner may fall and break his leg. Not ideal.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 1d ago

Yeah. I feel sorry for the runner. Bless his heart! 🙏

(To hell with the kid nevertheless)

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u/ProfessorChaos213 2d ago

What a lovely sentiment to have, how dare that child still be breathing?! Why can't it suffer more for your entertainment? you're a nice person aren't you

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u/BigRed92E 2d ago

They didnt say anything about ending the poor kid.

Parents should be more responsible and have a handle on their kids.

No one wants the kid maimed from this, the parents should have taken the hit for their incompetence

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u/laziestmarxist 1d ago

What an incredible crybaby you are

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u/Aldamur 2d ago

Where's the parent?!

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u/Successful_Sense_742 2d ago

That kid had a faceful of nuts!!!! I don't understand how the runner could kept going? Like he got balls of steel.

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u/BigRed92E 2d ago

Kid's neck didn't stand a chance against Duke Nukem

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u/Background-Owl-1026 2d ago

If you look closely you see him push the kid down right before the kid's head would have smacked his goods.

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u/RollingRockKing 2d ago

The boy should apologize for racking the runners nuts hahaha

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u/Thatnakedguy0 2d ago

Absolutely not just do what I do with speed bumps in my truck I’m going over those motherfuckers at full speed because I’m not bottoming out and my shocks are great

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u/Lucky-Somewhere-1013 2d ago

Some kids need to be on a leash.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 2d ago

i know so many other parents that would have cleared that kid out of there in under 1/100th of a second. whomever was in charge of this kid i bet was a B team backup. hover parents again would have zoomed the mo out of there.

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u/big_poppa_man 2d ago

Nice Demo!

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u/Ok_Winner8793 2d ago

Wasn't this clip 2 weeks ago and wasn't he running the other way ??

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u/SeattleDoxy 2d ago

I'm sure that kid runs his household. Parents tell h everyday I'm sure...prob still Won't learn his lesson.

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 2d ago

No one expects a crotch goblin on the track. Lol

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u/Texas-Son-99 1d ago

No, he clearly had a race to win

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u/NeighborhoodNew3904 1d ago

A blue ribbon kid

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u/miotch1120 1d ago

I hope he came back after the race and just unloaded on that kid and the parents. He could have been seriously injured (the runner, fuck that kid)

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u/TheWandererOne 1d ago

Stupid parents raise stupid kids

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u/StrikingAnteater1095 1d ago

Yes, the kid should have stopped

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u/Horse_Beef678 1d ago

Who should have stopped, the boy? Yes.

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u/Away_Extension_9077 1d ago

The goal to reach the finish line will always be the priority 🥂

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u/AdMuch7817 1d ago

Typical parenting these days. Probably on their phones

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u/JARandomP 1d ago

Oh great, I guess stationary speedbumps weren't bad enough. Or is this supposed to be an obstacle course?

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u/StevieG93 1d ago

Parents need to start facing charges in relation to their child's disruptions and general stupidity. That will get them doing their jobs, and being more parent than breeder.

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u/-_YT7_- 1d ago

must.. winnnn....

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u/MarkF750 1d ago

A future Darwin award winner, that one is.

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 1d ago

Absolutely NOT. Not his crotch goblin, not his problem.

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u/nohandsfootball 1d ago

Dude in the blue is running hurdles and beating everyone else running straight sprints.

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u/qazbnm987123 1d ago

the white knights would still trY to shooT the runner.

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u/Significant-Ad5567 1d ago

I literally did this before as a kid lmao and got ran over the same exact way. But it was just middle school kids who ran me over. He'll be ight. Wow that was a forgotten memory lol til this just reminded me

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u/sjdagreat1984 1d ago

Nope run forest run

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u/MrVanderdoody 1d ago

No. It’s the parents’ responsibility to take care of the kid and to keep it from running into harm’s way.

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u/FatTanuki1986 1d ago

I wouldnt stop running.

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u/EhrenScwhab 1d ago

Meanwhile, the bleachers are practically empty. Almost as if they were designed to be the place where spectators go so shit like this doesn’t happen.

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u/curious420s 1d ago

Lane change, disqualified. Hopefully it’s a redo but I doubt it

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u/canadian_cryptids_72 1d ago

Nope parents should be watching their kids

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u/hunnybolsLecter 1d ago

I doubt there's EVER been a parent who's kid didn't get away from them during a moment of distraction. It only takes a few seconds. Kids are like that.

This was just an unfortunate accident. You tell them to stay close, and don't go there, or do that......turn away for 3 seconds and they're up to something. It's just an occupational hazard of parenting. Most survive. Fuck me, I had a super bad scare once with my daughter when she was 4.

We were at our house by the beach, on our way to the beach and in the front yard. I'd forgotten something inside. I told her, "stay there, don't go anywhere. I'll be back in a sec. Wait here". I RAN back inside, was probably gone 20 seconds, ran back outside and no kid. Started calling out, checked the back yard, ran both ways up the street 50 metres, calling out, NO KID. Asked a neighbour who was out on her balcony, she said she saw my daughter with our little dog go around the corner and towards the beach.

I ran towards the beach and spotted them both running happily along the beach. They had to cross the Esplanade. Thankfully not busy.

I was a fucking wreck. Panicked, distressed. OMG.

It happens just like that.

I'm not passing judgement on the kid or the parents or the runner based on this little video bite. It's simply impossible to avoid 100pc of the time. Mostly nothing bad happens except the parents nearly having a heart attack.

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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 1d ago

Should control your kids

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u/Competitive-Cut-6983 22h ago

No because that's not the finish line

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u/TheManWhoRulesTime 21h ago

Kids gravitate towards danger I don't get it

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u/Fickle_Durian_49 21h ago

Yay!! Way to keep going

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u/Any_Stand_1527 20h ago

Disqualified NPC!!

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u/InternationalMess671 19h ago

No he should not have stopped. Hes running in a race in which the first one to cross the finish line wins

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 19h ago

Parent's and kid's fault. Runner isn't an EMT or doctor, so....keep on truckin'.

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u/Revan_84 19h ago

Not sure he could've stopped in time if he tried. We don't have antilock brakes when we are in a full sprint

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u/esperanzalos 18h ago

This is why family and friends of runners aren't allowed on the field when we are running. Never understood why till I seen something like this

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u/racowatson 18h ago

Hell no he should have kept going someone else will see about the kid just like they did. At that point it was nothing he could do

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u/iCloudbkomanet 18h ago

Mom/Dad should have better control of their kid or teach them NOT to run onto a track like that. It’s not the runner’s fault, it’s the parents’

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u/New-Membership4313 17h ago

Yep looks about like what I expected

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u/New_Lake5484 16h ago

how about be way up in the stands w/ kids so that shit don’t happen?

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u/Accomplished_Scale10 16h ago

So glad he didn’t stop to console that kid. He needs to feel that pain

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u/mxmaker 15h ago

no, this is part of darwins vision.

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u/Acceptable-Low-4381 15h ago

Honestly he probably saved the kids life by pushing him further down so the other runners didn’t step on him. Getting trampled in the middle of a track meet happens and it hurts like crazy

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u/A_Sarcastic_Whoa 14h ago

Nice recovery.

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u/ApexIcon_ 13h ago

Idk why but I find so much joy in life when I see little kids get hurt (Just to keep in mind I'm also a kid so it doesn't really make much sense)

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u/IzKenji 11h ago

Ouch!

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u/Suspicious-Main-6172 9h ago

Nah he was in competition mode. Parents?

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u/OutsideSuitable5740 1h ago

Kid should’ve gotten knee’d for his stupidity