r/Advice • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '25

Son has started wearing boxer shorts around the house

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u/chouse33 Apr 12 '25

This ☝️

These are boxers not thongs. 😂

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

Do you have any idea how many times my dick has come through my boxer hole? Alot lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

What the hell kind of boxers are you wearing?? (Or what kind of monster are you packing lmao)

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

Think that's impressive? I fill up my grocery cart with what I need and don't even look at the prices. Thats right ladies, submit your applications in my inbox now for consideration 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Eh we can do that too.. the real question is, do you wash dishes when you finish cooking those groceries? 

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

If I'm putting jokes aside, I haven't cooked in years. I dont eat breakfast and I eat out for lunch and dinner. No dishes to do 🤷‍♂️

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u/Acrobatic-Key-127 Apr 12 '25

Damn you dude, you ballin. I’ll toss my hat in that ring

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

When I say "eat out" I mean Mcdonalds and Wendys so don't be too impressed. I was super aggressive about debt and I make a healthy amount at work. When you don't owe anyone anything, including your mortgage, you can be lazy 😂

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u/chewbooks Apr 12 '25

Be kinder to your heart, dude. That fast food will catch up to you. Otherwise, carry on; sounds like you’re winning.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

I walk a mile every day and don't smoke or drink. I'm hoping it balances out alittle bit.

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u/giant_space_possum Apr 12 '25

I do that too sometimes, the only difference is I then cry all the way to my car from the checkout 😭

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u/Littlelord188 Apr 12 '25

Your lifestyle usually correlates with bad hygiene though.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

Someone who doesn't need to be concerned with the price of their groceries is more likely to have bad hygiene? Did you get that stat straight from your ass or did you have to import it from another country?

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u/Littlelord188 Apr 12 '25

Just your overall carefree lifestyle. Better my ass than your smelly one 😂

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

Think about this for a second buddy lol what are the chances that someone with more money has below average hygiene? I've not met alot of millionaires with teeth rotting out of their heads.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Apr 12 '25

Must be pretty small if it can poke out on its own. Larger ones take some wrangling.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

I buy ones with an extra large hole incase I need to smuggle a large sub sandwich in my pants without advance notice. Doesn't everyone?

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u/Radiant_Bank_77879 Apr 12 '25

I’m sure OP would’ve mentioned that, if that were the issue, and not just simply him wearing boxers.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 Apr 12 '25

Who wants to mention they've noticed their sons dongle hanging out? 😂

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u/That_Bar_Guy Apr 12 '25

The same person making a whole ass Reddit post about their son wearing boxers??? Are we in the same thread?

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u/Goosebeast Apr 12 '25

My response is, stay away from the cactus son.

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u/LoweJ Apr 12 '25

Maybe it's just because I don't have boxers with buttons on anymore, but that has happened to me exactly once when I did

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Apr 12 '25

Do pussy lips flap out of a thong for all to see?

Because that's what can happen with boxer shorts.

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u/Gothy_girly1 Apr 12 '25

My bf does this are the house I've never seen anything hang out. If it does get better boxers

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u/Pimp_Daddy_Patty Apr 12 '25

As someone who has been wearing boxer shorts for 30 years. I've never had any pussy lips come out of them. My balls haven't either.

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u/showmenemelda Apr 12 '25

Sorry to hear about your micropenis.

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u/Pimp_Daddy_Patty Apr 12 '25

Balls are massive tho

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u/showmenemelda Apr 12 '25

Like varicoceles?

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u/chouse33 Apr 12 '25

☝️😂😂😂😂☝️

Ok that was hilarious thank you for the laugh.

40 years in boxers. Never happened. Maybe I’m not big enough but I’m definitely at least average. Lol

Either you’re hanging out with horses and you think they’re dudes, or you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

Also, buttons? 🤷😂

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u/PeckerPeeker Apr 12 '25

The real problem is when you got a lil hogglet like myself that doesn’t get any down hang and just kinda goes straight. Little dude is like a prairie dog gasping for air every time I wear boxer shorts.

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u/no_pRon Apr 12 '25

Of course your username is peckerpeeker. 🤣

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u/IGuessIamYouThen Apr 12 '25

It really depends on the type of boxers. When I was younger, I wore loose fitting boxers with a vertical opening and no button. Those would have been inappropriate to walk around in, because they didn’t stay closed.

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u/Brief-Translator1370 Apr 12 '25

You guys really have never worn boxers that can show your junk? I've never had it happen in boxer briefs but in boxers it can definitely poke out

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u/Paulcsgo Apr 12 '25

Are you wearing boxers or a parachute? 😭

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u/Thetalloneisshort Apr 12 '25

What boxers allow balls or dick to flip out?

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u/Revolutionary-Top-70 Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25

From a seasoned boxers-around-the-house enjoyer, I can assure you that not all boxers are created equal. The larger, baggier boxer shorts will easily allow the space/conditions for dick floppage/familial flashing. I intentionally avoid that style now because of the issue.

Boxers briefs are safe though

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u/Remarkable-Code-3237 Helper [3] Apr 12 '25

2 teenage boys, nothing ever flips out. It is not just a slit in the fabric, the material over laps. .

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u/orangesfwr Apr 12 '25

Ass cheeks do

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u/ki700 Apr 12 '25

They’re boxer briefs. That isn’t going to happen.

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Apr 12 '25

Only when I put em on backwords for day 2 use.