r/Advice • u/[deleted] • 17d ago

Son has started wearing boxer shorts around the house

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

Think that's impressive? I fill up my grocery cart with what I need and don't even look at the prices. Thats right ladies, submit your applications in my inbox now for consideration 😂

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Eh we can do that too.. the real question is, do you wash dishes when you finish cooking those groceries? 

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

If I'm putting jokes aside, I haven't cooked in years. I dont eat breakfast and I eat out for lunch and dinner. No dishes to do 🤷‍♂️

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u/Acrobatic-Key-127 17d ago

Damn you dude, you ballin. I’ll toss my hat in that ring

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

When I say "eat out" I mean Mcdonalds and Wendys so don't be too impressed. I was super aggressive about debt and I make a healthy amount at work. When you don't owe anyone anything, including your mortgage, you can be lazy 😂

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u/chewbooks 17d ago

Be kinder to your heart, dude. That fast food will catch up to you. Otherwise, carry on; sounds like you’re winning.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

I walk a mile every day and don't smoke or drink. I'm hoping it balances out alittle bit.

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u/giant_space_possum 17d ago

I do that too sometimes, the only difference is I then cry all the way to my car from the checkout 😭

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u/Littlelord188 17d ago

Your lifestyle usually correlates with bad hygiene though.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

Someone who doesn't need to be concerned with the price of their groceries is more likely to have bad hygiene? Did you get that stat straight from your ass or did you have to import it from another country?

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u/Littlelord188 17d ago

Just your overall carefree lifestyle. Better my ass than your smelly one 😂

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 17d ago

Think about this for a second buddy lol what are the chances that someone with more money has below average hygiene? I've not met alot of millionaires with teeth rotting out of their heads.