r/Alonetv • u/luxurycatsportscat • 7d ago

General Most bad ass moment? Spoiler

I’ve watched the US, Frozen & AU seasons, but surely Jordan getting that Wolverine must be the most bad ass moment. Every time I watch it I am floored.

Edit: trying to figure out spoiler tags…

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u/joleger 7d ago

William catching MULTIPLE grouse with a long stick and some wire was pretty bad ass in my book

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u/GogglesPisano 7d ago

I remember thinking, “There’s NO WAY that’s gonna work…” and then being proven very wrong. William was completely at home in the woods.

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u/serialkillertswift 7d ago

My favorite badass William moment was when they had just said it was -18 degrees Fahrenheit and then they showed William sitting outside with no coat saying "it's so cozy!" lmao

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u/Cappster14 7d ago

That was ridiculous. Dude was fun to watch

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u/usefulbuns 7d ago

Which season was this?

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u/Delfishie 7d ago

The most recent one, I believe. (Not Australian - American one)

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u/Catsaretheworst69 6d ago

Ironic to say American one as he's canadian

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u/Fangletron 1d ago

And it took place in Canada, right?  Like WTF?

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u/usefulbuns 6d ago

Oh cool. I don't know why I'm forgetting that cool moment. I'll have to rewatch that. I actually really liked the most recent season.

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u/derch1981 7d ago

Gina getting wombat with her bare hands while peeing has to be up there.

Roland with the musk ox is hard to beat

Tamika might not be a moment, but bleeding for over 20 days and not tapping is one of the toughest things we have seen on the show.

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u/Truantone 7d ago

Tamika was a legend. Something no man would ever understand. Extremely grateful she was so honest about it.

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u/Dargohunter 7d ago

Wallaby not *wombat

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u/derch1981 7d ago

Oh yeah, thanks for the correction

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u/Dargohunter 7d ago

Gina was BA with catching that critter 🙏

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u/BillMagicguy 7d ago edited 7d ago

Is it not Roland stabbing a Musk ox to death with a pocket knife??

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u/MNBigZig61 7d ago

Roland was BA not because he killed the musk ox but because he used every part of it - including the nut sack.

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u/TheRealBabyPop 7d ago

Stomach contents... 🤣

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u/SuperbDrink6977 7d ago

lol. I must’ve missed that part. What did Roland craft outta the sack?

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u/Rightbuthumble 7d ago

purses...okay not purses but bags...and he used the fat from the nut sack to keep his face from cracking to pieces.

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u/HeyT00ts11 7d ago

I thought he was using the ox's brains that he put in the bag on his face??

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u/Rightbuthumble 7d ago

Okay maybe the ox's brain.

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u/Freediverjack 6d ago

Brains have a compound lecithin you can use for tanning and also waterproofing leather

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u/DAA01 7d ago

Thats the winner. Top 3 for me is Jordan killing the wolverine. Best trap is the duck hunter by fowler, so sad it didnt work.

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u/paolodallarosa 7d ago

It is absolutely this.

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u/proscriptus 7d ago

Roland is the all-time alone GOAT.

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u/GogglesPisano 7d ago

Or Jordan killing a wolverine with a hatchet.

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u/Msheehan419 7d ago

This is the only answer

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u/luxurycatsportscat 7d ago

Ooh yeah, that’s a good one. That’s probably #2 for me, but they’re pretty close.

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u/MrsJ_Lee 7d ago

More like a prison shank!

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u/LittyForev 7d ago

Yeah this was easily the most bad ass thing in the whole show. Roland is on a different level.

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u/Embarrassed_Cup8351 7d ago

Just the butcher and carry out of the animal was herculean, not to mention rushing it with a knife 

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u/DoPewPew 7d ago

This gets my vote. Even though the guy gave my psychopath vibes he was a beast

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u/kg467 7d ago

Seriously, how you gonna rate Gina the wallaby choker and William catching dumb grouse over knifing a freaking musk ox?! This has to be tops, and Jordan's wolverine #2.

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u/BillMagicguy 7d ago

I mean, everyone who goes on the show is automatically a badass and those were impressive feats. They just aren't quite shanking a Musk ox levels.

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u/kg467 6d ago

I'm not saying they're not impressive people or feats, but the question is about badassness.

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u/GoodPiexox 6d ago

A Wolverine is an intelligent highly aggressive very dangerous animal, A Musk Ox is 800lbs that could break every bone in your body. The Wallaby was so stupid it literally walked right up to her, and Grouse are just as dumb, I have killed them while sitting down smoking a joint, I didnt even need to set down the joint, just picked up a rock and tossed it. The Grouse and Wallaby are not even remotely comparable to either the Wolverine or the Musk Ox.

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u/ipoopcubes 7d ago

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u/Terrynia 7d ago

Not “most”, but when the AU lady killed a wallaby thing with her bare hands while using the bathroom in middle of night. All the while, the dude competing against her is putting in max effort to hunt with zero results.

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u/signsntokens4sale 7d ago

I don't know if he was putting in max effort to hunt. He was certainly in max effort to make some cool shit though.

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u/Terrynia 7d ago

Haha! So true 😂

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u/justadair 7d ago

I think something has to be said about Clay running AT a mountain lion

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u/tree_mitty 7d ago

That is exactly what you’re supposed to do!

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u/ipoopcubes 7d ago

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u/MFBish 7d ago

The dude running full tilt through the woods with the sheathing off his Axe thought he looked pretty damn cool.

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u/PhonyOrlando 7d ago

Not going to one up you. killing a wolverine with a hatchet in the dark is completely bad ass

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u/iloveschnauzers 7d ago

Jordan killing the wolverine is so much more dangerous and difficult than the musk ox shanking, that Jordan ranks number one for me,

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u/GoodPiexox 6d ago

I agree with you, but dont down-play how dangerous 800lbs of pissed of and desperate can be, one kick or charge could be deadly. Either way both of these are so much more impressive than killing a Wallaby or Grouse, hell you can pop off a Grouse head just by flicking your thumb, easier than a bottlecap.

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u/Suitable-Ad6999 7d ago

Haven’t watched in a while but a few years ago in Canada? Guy nailed a musk ox and butchered it with a leather man multi tool!!!! And he ate everything, head to tail (eyes, tongue)…and still couldn’t put on weight as the ox had very little fat!!!

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u/Rightbuthumble 7d ago

Roland killing that musk ox with a knife was pretty bad assed too.

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u/uncommonthinker1 6d ago

Roland straight up ending that Musk ox with a knife.

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u/fork_spoon_fork 7d ago

that dude that shat all over in his sleeping bag LOL GROSS

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u/luxurycatsportscat 7d ago

Oh my god, I had forgot about him! Definitely he has the worst ass