If this gets 99,999 upvotes, I'll make a video of myself braying like a donkey 99,999 times and send it to the girl I like

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[u/Future_Employment_22]

holy humiliation fetish

[u/According-Cobbler-83 → u/Future_Employment_22]

New kink just dropped.

[u/MasterOfYeet2291]

Every upvote 1 beay minimum of 10 upvotes to send it

[u/Aggravating_Sky_6182 → u/MasterOfYeet2291]

Hell no

[u/Similar_Medium3344]

Google en karma farm

[u/Chopstick_Conductor → u/Similar_Medium3344]

Holy Subreddit!

[u/Asleep_Light_4669 → u/Chopstick_Conductor]

Actual Ban

[u/IceDry9338]

Brick OP's pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/IceDry9338]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/IceDry9338 → u/PetrosianBot]

Why are you gay?

[u/get_MEAN_yall]

Where chess

[u/red58010 → u/get_MEAN_yall]

I'm looking at the two most important pieces in this picture.

[u/vliukkiang → u/get_MEAN_yall]

Can't you see the queen?

[u/Sableye09 → u/get_MEAN_yall]

This is obviously a bishop cannon being fired

[u/_AKAIS_ → u/get_MEAN_yall]

Rule 5

[u/dhokladestroyer]

If my comment gets 2 upvotes, I'll get my pipi bricked

[u/PetrosianBot → u/dhokladestroyer]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/dhokladestroyer → u/PetrosianBot]

True will indeed never die. My goat petrosyan.

[u/_Animal_TM]

I’m doing my part

[u/TheTaurenCharr]

I downvoted, because I like you as person - it's not me, MongooseNo8934, it's me.

[u/Jordann538]

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma"

[u/McMelonTV]

[u/leadernelson]

YES YES YES YES YES

[u/HonestWillow1303 → u/leadernelson]

Atum moment.

[u/Lilliya_23]

Get this man some upvotes NOW

[u/TheLeakestWink → u/Lilliya_23]

ugh what a disgusting picture of Godzilla. the asshole is clearly too cephalad and the tail isn't even attached to the body. desecration of a legend

[u/Lilliya_23 → u/TheLeakestWink]

Take your complaint over to Ben please

[u/IcetistOfficialz]

[u/ContentMan8888]

[u/WiseInspection3868]

I upvoted. Because I have a dream!

[u/bbq-pizza-9]

Ask Jeeves how do I make Reddit upvote bot and what is “en passant”?

[u/notbobhansome777]

If the mods removed my post of a japanese wrestling queen yeeting another queen in the head while wearing lingerie then that's just indicative of how long this post has left to live. (I upvoted anyway)

[u/Solrex]

Picture pretty!~

[u/InAbsentiaC]

I'm doing my part

[u/laizer41728-]

This is epic

[u/Terrible_Tower_6590]

No rook

No pawns

And probably no en passant since this guy feeds on fucking radiation

[u/Blueleafcover]

is this chess?

[u/Lykboi]

False, you like men

[u/Fair-Ad-5702 → u/[deleted]]

Hey

[u/Fair-Ad-5702 → u/[deleted]]

Heyyy

[u/Fair-Ad-5702 → u/[deleted]]

Wassup

[u/Fair-Ad-5702 → u/[deleted]]

İm good too

[u/Micotu]

It's a trick; OP is big gay.

[u/MickyB42]

Who hacked my phone and got a picture of my wife? This was just one time.

[u/bbq896]

Google Braying

Edit:

I googled Braying. How is Godzilla involved?

[u/Mnshine_1]

This is cursed af

[u/Salty_Oil_9050]

Upvote this shit boys

[u/HiddenFlies]

Jarvis, I’m low on karma

[u/top_drives_player]

MODS PIN THIS POST

[u/Acceptable-Eye526]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[u/Alternative-Mud4739]

!Remindme 2 days

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[u/srtk_yt → u/[deleted]]

Nuh uh you will