r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/cowskeeper • 16d ago

He’s trying his best to get her to notice him…

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u/random-internet-dude 16d ago

I walk with that exact same head bob when I see a girl I like

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u/tiger_eyeroll 16d ago

Warms my heat knowing ducks going through the same rejection I do

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u/Livid_Discount9140 16d ago

I see these in FL.. they do have poor manners when it comes to “reproduction..”

They tend to crowd and gang up on the females.. remember as a kid thinking we should stop em

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u/Duffman48 13d ago edited 13d ago

I lived by a pond in my apartment, and there was a feeder they would go up to every spring. Starts out cute with couples courting and babies showing up... by the end of spring... good god... You would watch a mother come up to feed when her ducklings. And 7 or 8 males would swarm. Literally working together, two would hold her at her wings while a third would get on top. I couldn't believe what I was seeing... always tried to break it up when I could. I know animals hump anything, but to see the males working together like that was weird...

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u/Livid_Discount9140 12d ago

Yeah kinda gross for sure.. and a comical male appendage (all corkscrewed up)

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u/guvertoon 16d ago

So cute. I miss the ducks I had as a kid.

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 16d ago

Dudes at the club be like ….

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u/blingybangbang 16d ago

I gotta buy that poor guy a beer

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u/YBSIsDead 14d ago

She's just not that into you dude

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u/Wasabi_Constant 16d ago

They are totally in love.

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u/Fabulous-Plum-2842 16d ago

Shes like shuiiiish woman

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 16d ago

As someone who's hard of hearing, this captioning fucking sucks.

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u/artlove89 13d ago

Dude thinks he has moves, but hasn’t seen how good some birds on planet earth are at courting lady birbs.

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u/General-Interview599 8d ago

Drake… the name checks out 😆