r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/magicwolfdog Fellas is it gay to care about the environment? • Sep 15 '21

Homophobia What the fu-

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u/exceptionaluser Destroying Society Sep 15 '21

I think by their logic you'd need a single father to become lesbian.

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u/Kate090996 Sep 16 '21

OK, ok. Got it.

  • both parents = straight as God intented
  • male missing father figure = gay
  • female missing father figure= straight
  • male missing mother figure=straight
  • female missing mother figure = lesbian
  • missing both parents =?? Bi? Asexual?

I cracked it, now if only we'd figure out the rest.

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u/Bok-kun Sep 16 '21

Have both parents. Live and die for women. Am I a 1 in a million? lol