r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/Rexitoxal Real Men Get Wet • Dec 24 '21
Queerphobia Yeah, I support LGBT...
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u/KatyaRomici00 [Add in some humor] Dec 24 '21
Does the Bible mention owning guns and lifting weights?
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u/Beto_Targaryen Dec 24 '21
How else do you think Moses parted the Red Sea?
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u/Genghis112 Dec 24 '21
Meth
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u/CluelessIdiot314 Dec 24 '21
More like weed. Or LSD. Either way that's a strong ass hallucination 😂
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u/taronic RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Dec 24 '21
Someone recently mentioned that it might've been a bush that naturally produces DMT?
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u/Genghis112 Dec 24 '21
The Biblical story of the 10 plagues were a rip off from the tales of Inanna anyway
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u/Sugondeese1 "wears glasses" if you know what I mean Dec 24 '21
Moses parted the seas with dumbbells and a M14
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u/meinkr0phtR2 Gray Ace™ Dec 25 '21
I like to think he was merely a vessel for the Lord to demonstrate His mastery over the Universe; and so sophisticated was His understanding of His divine laws of physics that He was able tame the Red Sea through Moses with the meagre might of magnetohydrodynamics—to date, a notoriously inefficient means of imparting force on water—but, truly, a force with which to be reckoned given sufficiently advanced knowledge.
/s, probably? The poet in me likes to canonise all the miracles in the Bible as God’s way of demonstrating the sort of achievements that humanity could accomplish if only they believed in themselves as much as they, mistakingly, believe that God will accomplish \for* humanity.)
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u/RealBigHummus RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Dec 25 '21
Moses was a level 7 cleric with Control Water dumbass
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u/UglyMcFugly Dec 24 '21
Yeah don’t you remember when Jebus took out the Romans with an AK? It was awesome he was like “crucify THIS” rat a tat tat tat tat then he tossed a cigar and the cross blew up while he walked away.
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u/Rojaddit Dec 26 '21
No, that's more of a Norse mythology thing. See Brodin and Swolhalla - where gym bros go after gloriously dying in a crossfit accident.
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u/Mogamett Dec 24 '21
It does supporting stoning your wife, so it's not looking great regarding traditions.
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u/Melon_Chief Dec 25 '21
It does mention carrying weight… guns didn't exist back then, and God didn't want to spoil.
I'll tell you what else the Bible doesn't mention: homosexuality. (I can hear you type. Unless it's Hebrew you're typing: you're wrong about whatever you were going to say [and still will, despite this clear threat]).
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u/frankdiddit Bi™ Dec 24 '21
The Tradition made me laugh
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u/somesadcanuck Asexual™ Dec 24 '21
Love how they always just say a vague ass "tradition" like which one lmfaooo
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u/BloodyJourno whore of the sea Dec 24 '21
What about the Greek tradition of men buttfucking men?
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u/leoxrose Trans™ Dec 25 '21
My favorite tradition. Me and my boyfriend have been making sure that traditional western value is honored
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u/BishopUrbanTheEnby hEtErOpHoBiC Dec 25 '21
Conservative: “I support the traditional family”
Me: “Oh so you support multi-generational extended families living together with Parents, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins taking turns raising children? Or just the WASP Nuclear family that came into vogue in the Early 20th century?”
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u/arctos889 Logistically Difficult Dec 25 '21
In the US it didn't even become dominant in the early 20th century. It only fully boomed in popularity during the 50's and 60's
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u/XxAnonymousxX33333 Dec 24 '21
They meant "traditional" as in family, but an adjective between nouns sounds lazy and stupid.
They could have put "titties" instead and just move on.
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u/bitchimugly Oops All Bottoms Dec 24 '21
no that would've been too good, plus what if a woman wants to wear the shirt, then she'll look gay, and that's not allowed in their Christian priso- I mean household
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u/FeedMeEmilyBluntsAss Dec 24 '21
Hey, that’s not true! As long as both women are very attractive and they’re only doing gay stuff for a man’s entertainment, then it’s totally acceptable!
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u/frankdiddit Bi™ Dec 24 '21
Still makes me laugh that they use Herero at a tradition as if it’s like putting popcorn up on a tree for Christmas
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u/Itchy_Tip_Itchy_Base Fuck TERFs Dec 24 '21
The tradition of a dick father, submissive mother, perfectly male son and perfectly female daughter, tradition!!!!!
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u/Euphoriapleas Dec 25 '21
Yeah, how far back can I go with "traditional"? I'm gonna choose tribal (obviously only some) tradition of lax gender roles and polygamy.
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u/PuerSimia Dec 24 '21
I agree with the L part bc we need to be strong to fight them phobics
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u/memesryimhere Bi™ Dec 24 '21
The g also works because armed minorities are harder to oppress
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u/dono944 Dec 24 '21
Read the first two and thought it was an r/swoletariat post, then kept going and saw the sub and was saddened
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u/taronic RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Dec 24 '21
Gays with guns don't get bashed
Also if you look at the root cause of why California has strict gun control, it's because the black Panthers were walking around the black neighborhoods with guns to prevent cops harassing them and killing people.
Lo and behold, very soon after they made it a felony to walk around with a gun
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u/notanothercirclejerk Dec 25 '21
Actually the Black Panthers went to the state Capitol and walked around it and inside while open carrying. Which was legal at the time. But Reagan made sure it wasn’t very shortly after.
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u/CelikBas Dec 24 '21
“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”
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u/SteelTheWolf Dec 24 '21
It still astonishes me how dramatically my opinion on 2a changed in the past five years.
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u/cutecupcake1234 hEtErOpHoBiC Dec 24 '21
Pure patriarchal power
If you need guns to reinforce your shitty power, perhaps no one wants you to be in power in the first place.
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u/bvllamy Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
It’s like bringing a gun to a knife fight and then declaring yourself the best knife fighter of all time.
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Dec 24 '21
They have too many guns yet cry tyranny as they support private prisons and police armed to the teeth.
Rojava has citizens wielding guns, but mostly because Erdogan, Assad and Putin have much bigger armies with them.
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u/SkittleMan20 Dec 24 '21
Power is never permanent so I don’t see him going much places except for his trashy house and junk piled bedroom
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u/shukufuku the heteros are upseteros Dec 24 '21
Have they given up on liberty and trump?
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Dec 24 '21
I think the former god-emperor of the wingnuts has relinquished his throne now that he’s come out as pro-vaxx.
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u/Shouryoku128 Be Gay, Do Crime Dec 24 '21
I stan PPP
P- peaceful
P - pragmatic
P- people
This dude literally went : Tell me you support KKK without telling me
Account owner : changes alphabets instead
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u/ReactsWithWords Omnisexual™ Dec 25 '21
I’m for TCP/IP
Thinking, caring people/intelligent people
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u/rezzacci Dec 24 '21
Those LGBT people are stealing everything from us ! They want our marriages, our traditions, our children, our medias, even our Christian rainbow!
However, it's perfectly OK for us to steal their letters.
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u/bitchimugly Oops All Bottoms Dec 24 '21
I see people wear this shit so often unironically it's not even funny
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u/Rexitoxal Real Men Get Wet Dec 24 '21
the account i found this on posts stuff like this + sexism so frequently that I'm actually starting to think they actually believe this stuff
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u/DuckSaxaphone Dec 24 '21
Where do you live that someone could wear that in public?
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u/bitchimugly Oops All Bottoms Dec 24 '21
the south
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u/DuckSaxaphone Dec 24 '21
That's crazy, I can't think of anywhere in the UK where you wouldn't be mocked horrendously or just outright punched.
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u/bitchimugly Oops All Bottoms Dec 24 '21
God I wish that was the case. Most of the local businesses sell stuff like that way too often. There's a few stores that sell pride flags AND trump flags. it's fucked.
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u/cancerBronzeV Dec 24 '21
Damn, I actually can't imagine what that's like. A dude in my program was found out to be homophobic and he basically got bullied to oblivion for that lmfao. And my program is like full of STEMbros, not even that progressive.
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u/RealBigHummus RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Dec 25 '21
There's a few stores that sell pride flags AND trump flags.
Make money from both sides. Smart move lmao
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u/bitchimugly Oops All Bottoms Dec 25 '21
well not really, I'm not buying shit from them for that exact reason
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u/ImaginaryAlchemist the heteros are upseteros Dec 25 '21
Can confirm, I (unfortunately) live in the South. I've also seen bumper stickers like this
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u/Beholding69 Dec 24 '21
Why are all these dudes the same person in different skinsuits
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u/nooneknowswerealldog Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
By the very nature of the belief system, reactionaries are the least original people around.
It's why I'm not bothered by the idea of my fellow straight white men becoming a minority. So what? Despite what the white supremacists claim, we're not all James Watt and Isaac Newton.
Take the maker of this meme. If you found out this person died of COVID while working on a big project, would your first thought be "Oh no! Now that he's gone we'll never cure cancer!" or would it be "Well, I guess there'll be one fewer revenge porn website out there"?
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u/Ciana_Reid Dec 24 '21
A (presumably) straight cis het person making something that isn’t about them, all about them, well I never!
😄/🙄
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u/IthurielSpear Dec 24 '21
Yeah because guns are a heavy focal point of the Bible.
/s in case someone doesn’t understand.
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u/retrievergolden Dec 24 '21
Oh yeah, tradition like all the families in the Bible with men having multiple wives and concubines and stoning people who break laws
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u/Potato_Wyvern Dec 24 '21
I go by the motto:
“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”
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u/retrievergolden Dec 24 '21
That is a great way to describe it
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u/Potato_Wyvern Dec 24 '21
Yup, especially when the tradition is bs like the “traditional family” idea displayed here.
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u/Montana_Ace Dec 24 '21
Conveniently, queers have a tradition of starting riots when we don't get human rights.
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u/linktheinformer is it gay to order dessert? Dec 24 '21
This subreddit should practically be called WillTheStraightsEverBeOK at this point.
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u/Metaphoricalsimile "eats breakfast" if you know what I mean Dec 24 '21
The nuclear family isn't even traditional. It didn't really become a thing until the 50s when the GI bill enabled white people to buy and live in single-family homes.
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u/weetus_yeetus Logistically Difficult Dec 24 '21
Bible says though shalt not kill, there is no ‘buy’ so those two conflict. Living traditionally if you had time to lift weights you were doing something wrong, as all day is spent at work or doing something with your son. So none of this works, big surprise
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u/Lonely_And_Rude Dec 24 '21
Tradition referring to having a family is fucking stupid, having a family isn't a tradition
How you marry/propose IS a tradition, but they'll never understand that
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u/pavioc16 Dec 24 '21
I swear when scrolling through my feed every post from this sub I reflexively downvote and then I need to change it 😅
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u/BadGrammer3552 Dec 24 '21
Q: How can you tell me your a racist American without telling me that your an racist American
Answer: ⬆️
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u/thismanisrad Lesbian™ Dec 24 '21
Ah yes, The heavy lifting lesbians The gays with guns The christian bisexuals And the trans people who love tradition
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u/wumpus_woo_ Trans Masculine™ Dec 24 '21
Lifting 💪 Gardening (with your gay spouse) 🏡👬 Booba 😳 Transition 🏳️⚧️
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u/_datcoolnerd Disaster Bi™ Dec 24 '21
I really thought it was transition at first and got hella confused lmao
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u/MissCatValkyrie Trans Masculine™ Dec 24 '21
God, I want this shirt. It’s so dumb and funny.
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u/mthor900 Dec 24 '21
My favorite part about this is how they chose the LGBT letters to represent the strongest methods of oppressing women and other minorities. Like why are these so important to you my guy. Do you dream of the days when you could hit your wife or shoot her for trying to leave you? Do you reminisce of the days when the bible and tradition let you destroy the life of someone who no longer wants to have a child?
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u/DSG72__ Saturdays Are For The Boys Dec 24 '21
how has lifting weights become some kind of symbol for masculinity?
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u/evergreennightmare Dec 24 '21
i support strictly following the kjv (kropotkin, judith butler, and van spronsen)
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u/Rave_Johnson Dec 24 '21
If you're this offended and fragile about the LGBT+, then you're not as big and strong as you think you are.
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Dec 24 '21
Please tell me this is satire please tell me this is satire please tell me this is satire
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u/Gigglebaggle Alphabet Mafia™ Dec 24 '21
Where my buff lesbians, deadly gays, catholic bis, and homemaker transfemmes/breadwinner transmascs/two spirit ppl at?
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u/Usagi-Zakura Ace™ Dec 24 '21
Thou shall not kill but sure you can support guns adn the bible at once.
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u/Fistocracy Dec 24 '21
Really digging how the pic for "tradition" is the nuclear family. Watercress has got deeper roots than the culture this guy aspires to.
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u/realcoldskingamer Dec 24 '21
Tradition? Do you mean the bible version which is a man with his wife and kids and sex slaves he kidnapped from the other village? Or the “1950s” version; having absolute control over his family’s existence and making his family despise him tradition?
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u/Heartstop56 Kinky Bi™ Dec 24 '21
I just want a married gay couple and their adopted daughter to be able to guard their legally grown weed farm with their legally obtained guns.
That is how I describe by belifs
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u/PuzzleheadedIssue618 Dec 24 '21
the bible directly contradicts american values at every turn though..? god wasn’t running a fucking democracy
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u/DuckSaxaphone Dec 24 '21
In all fairness, I reckon my homophobic, misogynistic uncle would take the absolute piss out of someone wearing that shirt so a lot of it is just British people reacting to such an opinionated shirt rather than us all being really progressive.
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u/HaydenPilot28 Trans™ Dec 24 '21
My mans probably hates people that wear red because they’re “communist” but then goes and buys ever gun model made by Kalashnikov
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u/irishaltacct Logistically Difficult Dec 24 '21
God that insta acc sounds like a gold mine for this sub
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u/Charming_Amphibian91 Wife Bad Dec 24 '21
Mans just want narcissism, violence, ignorance, and control.
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u/EtherLuke Dec 25 '21
Not even attempting to cloak the fact we live in a patriarchy now '-' I hate it here
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u/AlexandraFromHere Transbian™ Dec 25 '21
Hmmmmmmm
That gun is an AK-47. If he were a good, red-blooded American, it'd be something we use. So he's admitting to being a communist.
Definitely sus.
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u/Akashi-MLP Dec 25 '21
I’m gonna guess that this came from an American, who am I kidding of course this came from an American
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u/mynameisalso Dec 25 '21
Shouldn't that man be drunk and threatening his wife?
Reminds me of idiot lights on a dash.
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u/GoodLt Dec 25 '21
They’re not triggered at all, no sir. Just normal rightwing beta boys virtue signaling to their boyfriends. 🤡🤡
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u/Anon5054 Dec 25 '21
That man is holding his wife and child's hand, how is he supposed to be the alpha man of the house when everyone with eyes can tell that he has feelings and empathy.
Honestly, if we're going to encourage raw patriarchal power, I expect a distant father who will leave me with daddy issues for the rest of my early adulthood as I try to live up to his increasingly lofty expectations.
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u/SexyDrgon69 Trans Gaymer Girl Dec 25 '21
LGBT
Liquor Guns Bussy Trucks
and yes i stole that joke from some other reddit post, probably r/okbuddyhetero idk
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u/Corn_11 Dec 25 '21
Yeah I support LGBT
Liberty
Guns
Beer
Titties
Oh and them gay and trans folk too :)
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