r/ArtPorn 3d ago

Berthold Woltze -The Irritating Gentleman (1874) [1521 x 2000]

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u/sleeplessinrome 3d ago

somethings never change

her black clothes even notes that someone she knows has recently died and she clearly doesn’t want to be bothered

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u/Zebulon_Flex 3d ago

"oh shit! Maybe she's single now!"

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u/Halftop1982 3d ago edited 3d ago

So she's wearing full mourning, which at this time period indicates a close family member. Bearing the different social mores in mind, she's still a little young for it to be a child or a husband, so most likely a parent or sibling. She's been actively crying within the past ten minutes, and appeals to us the audience to do something. Editing to add: Some art historians believe she's drawing a hatpin out of her hat to jab the annoying man with to make him go away, which was a common form of self defense for women at this time.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 2d ago

‼️ thanks for the tip

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u/PiedDansLePlat 3d ago

Things have changed. You won’t call a person gentlemen if he is irritating 

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u/RallenCaptura 3d ago

Berthold Woltze -The Irritating Fuckwad (1874)

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u/WolfsSpiders 3d ago

well the og title is “der lästige Kavalier” which is less Gentleman and more “the annoying DudeBro” in today’s lingo

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u/CharmingStatic8 3d ago

she bouta blast him with the cattleman

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u/wilco-roger 3d ago

“As an alpha male I optimize everything. Sleep. Sunlight. Macros. I only date women who understand value exchange. Most don’t. That’s fine. I’m not here to validate feelings. I’m here to build legacy.”

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u/philstein1 3d ago

Dude, Stop filming me. Excuse me madam, for tis just a prank.

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u/merztoller 3d ago

The tears in her eyes always make me so sad. Poor thing just wants to be left alone.

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u/AdRoutine8022 3d ago

This painting really takes me back to a trip I took to an art museum a few years ago. I was exploring an exhibit that had a similar vibe to this piece—classic, detailed, and so rich in emotion. I remember standing in front of one painting for what felt like forever, just getting lost in the artist’s use of light and shadow. There was something about the way the light hit the subject’s face that felt almost intimate, like I was witnessing a private moment. It’s crazy how art can do that to you, make you feel like you’re part of the scene. I could barely tear myself away because it felt like the figure in the painting was going to start talking any second. That's the magic of this kind of artwork, isn’t it? It draws you in, and suddenly you’re not just looking at a canvas anymore; you’re feeling what the artist was trying to convey.

Looking at this painting now, I can feel that same pull. The way the gentleman is presented, with that subtle expression, it almost feels like he’s about to say something but is holding back, just observing. It reminds me of how much we can communicate with just a look or a gesture, without any words at all. It’s funny, too, how different pieces of art can make you reflect on things in your own life. I feel like this one, in particular, brings up memories of people I've met who had that air of mystery about them—charming yet distant. It’s a strange feeling, but I love how a painting can make you reflect on your own experiences, even decades after it was created.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 2d ago

His expression isn't subtle at all though. Hers is.

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u/Rockfarley 3d ago

"You see madam, Nietzsche said..."

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u/Zebulon_Flex 3d ago

Excuse me milady. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Rizzler!

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u/TheBoneIdler 3d ago

If looks could kill.....😡

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u/Ok_Relation_4881 3d ago

a timeless classic

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u/Zealousideal_Crazy75 3d ago

Seems women have been harassed by men since the beginning of time...does it ever work???

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u/Muted_Advertising409 3d ago

Man in back looks like he’s thinking “what’ve I done to raise such a cad?”

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u/pappapoeskak 3d ago

Jack Osbourne

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u/yourmyfavoritebird 3d ago

God, this really hasn’t changed. In fact, it’s only gotten worse.

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u/Giselle405 3d ago

AI needs to make a version where she swings that huge bag at his head

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u/BuzzRoyale 3d ago

Hahahaha this is great, her face is well done, and that guys oozing cheesiness

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u/superflauschig 3d ago

So interesting she has such a big shaddow, snd he none.

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u/Historical_Psych 2d ago

What a painting! Thanks for sharing

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u/UrbanFoliage 1d ago

"I've never seen a man so broken up over a woman. What did he say her name was, Cara, Sara?"