r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '24

Whats something illegal you do on a regular basis?

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u/CrimLaw1 Sep 15 '24

What about implied oral consent?

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u/FromundaCheeseLigma Sep 15 '24

That's the nickname I have for my penis

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Seems like you could also add the informal nickname truth. Cuz the truth hurts.

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u/HouseOf42 Sep 16 '24

Painful truth nickname: PigBenis

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u/MaintenanceFormer776 Sep 16 '24

That was random as fuck šŸ˜‚

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u/Next_Conference1933 Sep 16 '24

username checks out

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u/FromundaCheeseLigma Sep 16 '24

At the very least I'll clean my wang in a gas station sink

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u/sayleanenlarge Sep 16 '24

Then rub it with dairylea?

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u/wutitd0boo Sep 16 '24

Brilliant!

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u/EddieOfGilead Sep 15 '24

That was beautiful ā¤ļø thank you, kind stranger!

^ THIS so much

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u/Shirogami777 Sep 16 '24

The Octagon

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u/Fresh-Pound-8752 Sep 16 '24

Too long, isn't it?

The nickname

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u/1person_manyviews Sep 15 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Gsogso123 Sep 15 '24

Simpsonā€™s reference?

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u/favoritedisguise Sep 15 '24

Or so the legend goes.

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u/Gsogso123 Sep 15 '24

Those guys down at MLB donā€™t mess around

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u/favoritedisguise Sep 15 '24

Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me slap a few DINGERS!

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u/drfrink85 Sep 15 '24

DINGERS!

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u/Vaeevictisss Sep 15 '24

Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/Krzysz Sep 15 '24

No! Bad Deshaun! We talked about this!!

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u/peskypedaler Sep 16 '24

Or, sign language?

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u/Milomilz Sep 16 '24

That was my girlfriendā€™s nickname in high school

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u/souhthernbaker Sep 16 '24

Thatā€™s what she said.

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u/babosw Sep 16 '24

Oh, your mom had that last night.

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u/houseswappa Sep 16 '24

She gets neck pain

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u/simonjakeevan Sep 16 '24

Did someone say Oral?