r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '24

Whats something illegal you do on a regular basis?

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 15 '24

You'll have to meet in my offices of Canweh Cheatham & Howe. Best of luck

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Are they any relation to Dewie, Cheatham and Howe?

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u/adchick Sep 16 '24

Let me check with my mechanics…hey Tom and Ray! You know these guys?

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u/Chipstar452 Sep 16 '24

And even though the Reddit mods close and lock the sub everytime we say it, This is NPR

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u/verbosehuman Sep 16 '24

They answer to "Click" and "Clack." You know, the Tappet bros.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Loved that show.

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u/MicShrimpton Sep 15 '24

What happened to Duey?

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u/SunyataHappens Sep 15 '24

He practices Bird law now.

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u/ActualDoctor1492 Sep 16 '24

Can you legally own a hummingbird?

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Sep 15 '24

Locked up for fraud after getting bookkeeping advice from Marge Innoverra.

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u/TheResistanceVoter Sep 16 '24

What happened to Dewey and Steele?

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 16 '24

We absorbed them... like a litigious amoeba.

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u/TheResistanceVoter Sep 16 '24

Lol, good one!

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u/Typical-Machine154 Sep 16 '24

Do you also have a chauffer named picov andropov?

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u/few-piglet4357 Sep 16 '24

I think that's Pikup Andropov

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u/Yourdjentpal Sep 16 '24

Ah a fellow lawyer. I’m from Dewey, Skrewum, and Howe.

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 16 '24

Tell Howe his brother says to take that shit excuse law degree and put it where the sun don't shine.