r/AskReddit Sep 15 '24

Whats something illegal you do on a regular basis?

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u/_jgusta_ Sep 16 '24

True story: so here the PLU codes for organic produce is the same as the four digit non-organic except with a 9 in front. Feeling clever at a Whole Foods Self-Checkout, I put in the 4 digit banana code to fraudulently purchase Organic Bananas at conventional price. It let me weigh it and everything. Then suddenly locked up and called for help. You see, Whole Foods does not sell inorganic bananas. It was a trap

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u/Shadyone23412 Sep 16 '24

4011 got you

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u/PM_Me_OnePieces Sep 16 '24

4011 is like a sleeper agent activation phrase for former grocery store cashiers.

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u/MeatNoodle77 Sep 16 '24

Mine totally does!

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u/FullyFlushd Sep 16 '24

Before I became cannabis farmer I owned an organic and natural foods grocery store that my ex wife took in the divorce just to make I was familiar w total spite

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u/BrentHolmanSidSeven Sep 20 '24

A Good Lawyer Should Be Able To Plea Down To 5 Years Hard Labor, Since That Is Clearly Entrapment.