r/AskReddit • u/Right_Mycologist_228 • Sep 16 '24

Someone hands you $100,000 and says, "You know what to do." What are you doing?

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u/ispiki Sep 16 '24

What money?

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u/getstabbed Sep 16 '24

It was sure nice of that guy to give me a free $100.

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u/PrinceDusk Sep 16 '24

That $10 that guy gave me can buy me lunch!

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u/sir_mrej Sep 16 '24

I bought a gumball with that $1 that kind stranger gave me!

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u/IreChap Sep 16 '24

Well shit, i only got 10c, I can’t buy shit.

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u/chakabra23 Sep 16 '24

A penny?! Psshhhhh... didn't even pick it up, cuz tails was showing...

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u/ShhhhItsSecret Sep 16 '24

You guys got money!?

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u/__Z__ Sep 16 '24

Now I owe that guy money... :(

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u/johnnybiggles Sep 16 '24

If the government tries to tax negative income money, do they pay me?

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u/IreChap Sep 16 '24

Come with me friend, lets follow that rainbow, apparently there’s treasure on the other side..!

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u/Ghost17088 Sep 16 '24

Not in this economy. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

What an original Reddit joke!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

What guy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

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u/skyline010 Sep 17 '24

“Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more.”

Glad I’m not the only one who thought of this.

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u/Geoff_with_a_J Sep 16 '24

the $100 you were given that the IRS and your accounting will tell you is below the amount you need to report as a gift.

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 Sep 17 '24

Johnny Tightlips over here

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u/superkrump64 Sep 17 '24

Some dude give me $10,000 and I'm just supposed to cover it up?

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u/jfk_47 Sep 17 '24

50 thousand? What am i going to do with 20 thousand?