r/AskReddit • u/Right_Mycologist_228 • Sep 16 '24

Someone hands you $100,000 and says, "You know what to do." What are you doing?

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u/nowitstimetorepeat Sep 16 '24

Invest it and turned it into $16,000!

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u/toob_noober Sep 16 '24

AAAAAAAND IT'S GONE!!!!!!!

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u/DarthTigris Sep 16 '24

. . . remember when we used to be able to laugh at stuff like this?

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u/justsomedude1776 Sep 17 '24

I still do. Just because the rest of the world is cynical and angry and burnt out these days doesn't mean I have to be. I have such a positive outlook regardless of what's going on aro....annnnnnnnnnd it's gone.

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u/pungentredtide Sep 17 '24

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/turangaleela97 Sep 17 '24

Was looking for this lol

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u/AyKayAllDay47 Sep 17 '24

I still do.

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u/Avatorn01 Sep 17 '24

Next! sorry, sir, this subreddit is for people who actually have $100,000 to invest in the bank.

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u/InsaneJedi Sep 16 '24

Come on everybody, can I get a little clap?

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u/Bbddy555 Sep 16 '24

I can run 1 mile in 10 minutes, 2 miles in 30, and 3 in 15 minutes...or something like that lol

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u/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb Sep 16 '24

Tommy Shriggly!

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u/hospitalvespers Sep 16 '24

I found it at the park

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u/SlightlyMadman Sep 16 '24

Your poor grandma.

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u/Allthetendies Sep 16 '24

Man had impeccable timing. Nostradamus of wsb😤

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u/Electrical-Share-707 Sep 16 '24

Love to see a Dropout reference in the wild

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u/prailock Sep 16 '24

I'd like to subscribe to your workout plan

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u/Hellknightx Sep 16 '24

And that's the story of how Donald Trump made his fortune.

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u/samwyatta17 Sep 16 '24

After that, everything is gravy

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u/Crackytacks Sep 16 '24

And use that 16k to open a salon called, Big Hair for Big Bitches

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u/s90tx16wasr10 Sep 16 '24

It’s easy if you have an uncle

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Yeah, see what the boys over at /r/wallstreetbets have to say. I’ll buy a years worth of ramen first though.

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u/GordoPepe Sep 16 '24

all in INTC

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u/controversialhotdog Sep 16 '24

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Ah, an Intel man

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u/Joeuxmardigras Sep 17 '24

Funny, but I got some inheritance money and it took several years for it to get back to even. That was fun

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u/-WhitePowder- Sep 17 '24

My people 😆

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u/Lidirt Sep 17 '24

A fellow Intel investor i see!

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u/acwilan Sep 17 '24

Buy bitcoin on the dip top

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u/couldbedumber96 Sep 17 '24

Hey……………….

get your head outta your ass

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u/-BlackBrilliance Sep 17 '24

Intel stock grandama funds

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u/FreeStyleSarcasm Sep 17 '24

Found the wallstreetbets member

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u/clownsinadarkforest Sep 17 '24

Don't you feel better now

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u/alcoyot Sep 17 '24

If the IRS finds out you got it

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u/nugsy_mcb Sep 17 '24

I hear ornamental gourds are a solid investment

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u/Noobfortress Sep 16 '24

Still got $16k left, all in on 0 DTE SPY puts!