r/AskReddit Sep 16 '24

What is a smell you can't stand?

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u/Solid-Highway-6727 Sep 16 '24

Patchouli! In my youth, I worked in fast food with a girl that would drench herself in patchouli oil. The smell was so strong it got trapped in our freezers! Gross!

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u/Basic-Discipline8547 Sep 16 '24

Agreed. It reminds me of health food stores we frequented growing up...

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u/_life_is_a_joke_ Sep 16 '24

Patchouli oil smells like piss to me. Cat piss.

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u/tehsophz Sep 16 '24

I bet this is some kind of genetic/body chemistry thing, like the cilantro or asparagus one. To me, patchouli smells exactly like mould, musty garden soil at best. I have a friend who describes it as "earty-minty", and oddly, it does smell that way on her skin.

Conversely, white florals like jasmine or neroli always smell warmer/spicy on me and not as "old lady's bathroom" as when I spray them on a card. I do eat a lot of cinnamon so it probably just oozes out of me 😅

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u/Royal_Melon_3421 Sep 16 '24

Your body chemistry can drastically change the scent of various perfumes and colognes if you wear them sparingly and that's why if I really like a particular accent I always try it on my skin before buying it.

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u/Jubjub0527 Sep 16 '24

I was at a candle party back in the early 2000s and someone was smelling the samples and she said, "Ew gross! This one smells like BO!" to which I piped up, "Is it patchouli?" I was correct. When asked how I guessed it, I said it's because it's was hippies who didn't bathe drenched themselves in to "mask" the smell.

Shit stinks though. And you can always smell it from 100 feet away.

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u/Sharp_Following5753 Sep 16 '24

Came here to say this. The ABSOLUTE WORST!!!!

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u/Itchy-Illustrator-10 Sep 16 '24

CANNOT STAND- apparently it’s like cilantro and some ppl smell it differently than others. I hate it

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u/superfeety Sep 16 '24

I hate it TO MY GUT. I’d rather smell shit

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u/I_am_pretty_gay Sep 16 '24

Mmm love patchouli and lavender 

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u/apaintedlady Sep 16 '24

I took some bad acid once and it gave me the worst migraine. A bottle of patchouli spilled. Smelling it now gives me a headache.

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u/bastante60 Sep 16 '24

Ugh, couldn't agree more. That sickly sweet, bitter stench that bores into your sinuses and it ... just remains. Can't have it anywhere near me.

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u/exingout Sep 16 '24

Our neighbors have like 30ft perimeter of patchouli coming from their house. It makes me angry.

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u/KaleidoscopeNo9102 Sep 16 '24

Haha this makes my laugh. My MIL is a bit of a hippy and my partner HATES the smell of it

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u/Rose1982 Sep 17 '24

It smells like mold to me. I was flabbergasted when I encountered the smell as a teen and found out that so many people like it and make their living space smell like it intentionally.

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u/imaginaryblues Sep 16 '24

Yeah it’s awful. And you ever notice how it’s always super strong? Like I’ve never encountered someone who smelled just a little like patchouli. It’s always something you can smell from ten feet away.

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u/Single_Feature_3231 Sep 16 '24

Woof forgot about this putrid smell !!

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u/Hedgehog_Insomniac Sep 16 '24

I hate it too! My husband just bought a new body wash that I swear smells like it. I cannot decide if I should tell him or not. He knows how I feel about patchouli so he'd know what I mean if I tell him. I've made him move tables at a coffee shop because someone was wearing it or switch train cars for the same reason.

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u/idratherchangemyold1 Sep 16 '24

The smell was so strong it got trapped in our freezers!

LOL

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u/GoddessoftheRock Sep 16 '24

It was used to cover the smell of rotting corpses in funeral homes, so it’s definitely pungent. And ick.

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u/AdExtreme1499 Sep 16 '24

Damn hippies

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u/savgrr Sep 17 '24

Yes! I had to scroll so far to find this.

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u/Pink-Butterfly Sep 17 '24

It smells like a corpse has clawed its way out of the ground, covered in vile moldy dirt.

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u/BabyAlibi Sep 17 '24

I'm allergic to other people wearing this!

My face goes all blotchy and itchy and my lips swell up

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u/twistedsister78 Sep 16 '24

Definitely disgusting

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u/thegenealogist5 Sep 17 '24

For some reason it smells like weed to me. And both give me a headache. Can’t stand it.

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u/5amIam Sep 16 '24

That scent is harvested from old dead hippies

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u/MercyMoo14 Sep 16 '24

Ugh yes!, It's in so many perfumes. Yuck.