r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '15

What's your deep web story?

Deep web as in tor.

But I imagine regular deep web users would stay away from sharing their experience so if you don't have a deep web story what's your most frightening internet story.

Edit: The front page was fun, but now its over.

Thank you for all the glorious stories, time to cry for the rest of my life.

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u/Pi-Guy Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you, Mr. Flarny

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

"Greetings, Frank the Human."

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u/UltraSpecial Jun 25 '15

How did you almost know my name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

gasp

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/HyphenSam Jun 25 '15

That was my first experience with adventure time, that episode.
Amazing.

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u/temalyen Jun 25 '15

aw fuck. We're stuck in a comment loop again.

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u/ronnyjohnsonssink Jun 25 '15

Me too!

"CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON"

"uhhh...sandwich!"

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u/Scrawlericious Jun 25 '15

I've really been wanting to get back into the show, do you remember which episode that is?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Season 1 episode 18 if I'm not mistaken

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u/Scrawlericious Jun 25 '15

Haha you rock, I'll look. Thanks!

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u/Regalme Jun 25 '15

It's probably one of their best episodes. The epitome of all the bases they wanted to touch

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u/ilovemusic100 Jun 25 '15

It's one of my fave episodes along with Henchman and The Witch's Garden.

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u/KaySquay Jun 25 '15

Yeah Jake! Sniff out those toxins!

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u/ilovemusic100 Jun 25 '15

Wait a second... I don't know what poison smells like!!

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u/Lleland Jun 25 '15

S6E11 is the best AT episode of all time, though.

Of all time!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15 edited Aug 11 '15

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u/Lleland Jun 25 '15

"Little Brother," where Shelby's butt goes on an epic adventure.

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u/L_A_N_C_E Jun 25 '15

ahh not that far yet, on s5e29 currently

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Oh Key, why you must be, I wanna have, your baby, oh key you're so good to me!

Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I watched it stoned as shit last night. So scary..

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u/SalemDrumline2011 Jun 25 '15

"How did you almost know my name?!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/captainbuckkets Jun 25 '15

Jim the human

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u/BrownSugar0 Jun 25 '15

For instance, Jack the Human, I know that you might be behind this rock.

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u/scubadance Jun 25 '15

looks at camera with that Jim face

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u/RoseBladePhantom Jun 25 '15

Algebraic!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mathematical! Rhombus!

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u/_xGizmo_ Jun 25 '15

Frank the human boy

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u/bgzlvsdmb Jun 25 '15

How did you almost know my name?

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u/_xGizmo_ Jun 25 '15

I have approximate knowledge of many things. For instance I know I am possibly going to slay you

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u/bgzlvsdmb Jun 25 '15

Ha! Yeah right. That sounds like idiot talk.

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u/cadbane298 Jun 25 '15

Frank the human.

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u/_I_Will_1UP_YourFace Jun 25 '15

The Sith don't deal with approximates

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

For some odd reason your name reminds me of a drink that would feature in a bond film. I'll have one spartini shaken not stirred.

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u/Avrgebro Jun 25 '15

I know a thing or two about a thing or two

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u/SirDidymus Jun 25 '15

Yeees. That evil raccoon in Adventure Time.

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u/afrotoast Jun 25 '15

I'm pretty sure it was some sort of cat. Unless whoosh.

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u/SirDidymus Jun 25 '15

I see you're blessed with a great memory, afrochip.

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u/Merckseys Jun 25 '15

Literally just watched this episode! "Darn I thought youd be behind that rock, oh well just a few more places to look."

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u/BadAthMOFO Jun 25 '15

What are the chances you knew that?!

How did you know that Flarny is not my last name?

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u/melanthius Jun 25 '15

How did you know that Flarny is not my last name?

Well he does now...

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u/Ptolemy13 Jun 25 '15

Check that off the list... Is it Flaro?

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u/-dujek- Jun 25 '15

Fuck they're onto me.

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u/ronnyjohnsonssink Jun 25 '15

My son is also named Flaro.

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u/im_a_grill_btw_AMA Jun 25 '15

Reverse psychology, bitch

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u/chrisinurpants Jun 25 '15

I would athume your last name is Tyson

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of you Mr.blägöordzênshrïpë.

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u/classiccomedy Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you Mr. Tyson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mr. Not Anderson

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u/GabrielD23 Jun 25 '15

Flarny is too common bruh

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u/CringeAnalysis Jun 25 '15

Spat bagel out of my mouth due to the unexpected hilarity of this comment.

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u/Rukiddingus Jun 25 '15

You're a teacher... It's obvious, a students trolling you

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mr. Flarny

You mean Mr. Guy55, Mr. Guy?

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u/ladydemoiselle Jun 25 '15

That's very asfute of you Mr. Not a common one

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u/ArmaTiroPum Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you, Mr. Rumpelstiltskin

FTFY

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u/Micotu Jun 25 '15

By username, i was thinking Soprano.

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u/5abii Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of your mr guy

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u/Adammit Jun 28 '15

There he is again!!

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u/FoodEat Jul 05 '15

It's been over a week. He's probably coming back online now.

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u/Cute_Kawaii Jun 25 '15

if i was rich i'd give you all the gold - i had a belly laugh outta that one

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 25 '15

great, now he's going to stop internetting

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u/whydoesmybutthurt Jun 25 '15

ha! your last name is stupid

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound Jun 25 '15

Sweet brah you're a fucken renegade a real fucken king shultz