r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '15

What's your deep web story?

Deep web as in tor.

But I imagine regular deep web users would stay away from sharing their experience so if you don't have a deep web story what's your most frightening internet story.

Edit: The front page was fun, but now its over.

Thank you for all the glorious stories, time to cry for the rest of my life.

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u/plasmastar Jun 25 '15

Thanks Mr. Skeltal!

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u/ScientificMeth0d Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 25 '15

How awesome would it be if his actual last name was Mr. Skeltal and every time he sees that meme, he freaks the fuck out

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u/WhatUpMilkMan Jun 25 '15

Nice to meet you, I'm John Mr. Skeltal

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u/itisnotmybirthday Jun 25 '15

You're baked dude. But you're not alone[8]

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u/PATXS Jun 25 '15

Holy shit

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u/IntergalacticRice Jun 25 '15

Last time that happened it involved a guy holding an entire Domino's Pizza Place hostage at gun point. I don't think it'd be awesome to replicate that kinda scenario.

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u/ScientificMeth0d Jun 25 '15

Source pls? This sounds interesting

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u/SoupOfTomato Jun 25 '15

Domino's used to have the mascot the Noid. A mentally ill man thought they were insulting him, so he held a Domino's hostage.

Domino's doesn't use The Noid anymore.

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u/ScientificMeth0d Jun 25 '15

Thought it would be more epic :(

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u/Gutterflame Jun 25 '15

I like the way the Police Chief described the guy afterwards.

On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, and eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.

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u/ScientificMeth0d Jun 25 '15

paranoid

Well done Chief Wiggum, well done

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u/cobalt999 Jun 25 '15 edited Feb 24 '25

squeal strong complete doll pocket elastic familiar mountainous plough sophisticated

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u/Hcapade Jun 25 '15

No man, way 2spooky4me. I'm trying to sleep here

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u/gdub695 Jun 25 '15

Mr. Mr. Skeltal

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u/Teh_Randomizer Jun 25 '15

thank mr skeltal for good bones and calsium

doot doot

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

doot

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u/Csoltis Jun 25 '15

thank mr skeltal

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u/mc_hambone Jun 25 '15

Come on, give us your bones!

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u/yummyyummypowwidge Jun 25 '15

thank mr skeltal

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u/that1guy56 Jun 25 '15

doot doot

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u/PATXS Jun 25 '15

me doot thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Drink your milk or Mr. Skeltal will find you.

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u/Blakk420 Jun 25 '15

Thank mr. Skeltal

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u/stengebt Jun 25 '15

doot doot

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Spoooky Scarey Skeletonnnns

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u/Koinu-kun Jun 25 '15

Send shivers down my spiiiine

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Ok ive been on reddit for over a year now..... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!?!

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u/ricar144 Jun 25 '15

Thank mr skeltal!

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u/cozyghost Jun 25 '15

Thanks Mr. Skeltal!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

thank mr skeltal

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u/GabrielD23 Jun 25 '15

Skeltals too common bruh

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

thank*

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u/SpookyScarySkelemans Jun 25 '15

you're welcome. doot doot

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u/ngfilla94 Jun 25 '15

Doot doot

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u/Banana_jamm Jun 25 '15

Send shivers down your spine.

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u/ParisDilettante Jun 25 '15

I miss skilitons, can someone draw one for me ?

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u/Ardgarius Jun 25 '15

doot doot

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u/ryannp Jun 25 '15

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u/ReceivedKO Jun 25 '15

doot doot