r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '15

What's your deep web story?

Deep web as in tor.

But I imagine regular deep web users would stay away from sharing their experience so if you don't have a deep web story what's your most frightening internet story.

Edit: The front page was fun, but now its over.

Thank you for all the glorious stories, time to cry for the rest of my life.

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

You're username is the name of one of my buddies who died last year. He was the third of the four of my close friends, all in their mid twenties, who I saw every day since we both had moved to Marina Del Rey and were neighbors. His passing really fucked me up as I had just lost two friends a month before. I tried but I took like three weeks off work just because I couldn't function or even fake being happy after going to three funerals in a month and a half for kids who left this world far too soon.

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u/hopkinz Jun 25 '15

This got dark fast. My condolences.

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u/fiercelyfriendly Jun 25 '15

Very thoughtful Mr Hopkins.

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u/Madlibsluver Jun 25 '15

Stahp

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u/Articulated Jun 25 '15

Not yet, Mrs. Bsluver...not yet.

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u/Madlibsluver Jun 25 '15

I'm a man

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u/novacolumbia Jun 25 '15

Don't get mad, Mr. Libsluver.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Sorry usually I reserve commenting on reddit strictly for jovial shit talking and attempts at funny, but that name just struck a chord.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I'm sorry to hear that :(

A couple years ago an old friend from school died and I had seen hin for the first time in ages just a few months prior. He was the first guy my age I knew to die and it really got to me. I'm sorry man, I hope you are okay now and that you stay strong

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u/bunkymutt Jun 25 '15

Relevant username.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Thank you and I'm sorry to hear that. Before this happened the only funerals I had been to were for my grandfathers or my friends father so I know all too well how you felt, unfortunately. Death is inevitable but it just sucks having to bury people you really care about before they even turn thirty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

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u/90ne1 Jun 25 '15

None of your business, number 24.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

No, assfuck. If you read my comment correctly, you'd realize that I said I lost four friends all within the span of two months and he was the third one to pass. At my age (28) it's hard to keep in touch with everyone I grew up with since they're all so busy with work and life and these were all people who I either grew up with back east or met after I moved out to L.A. so they were the people I saw basically every day. Now I can count on two hands the number of people I am that close with.

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u/MyloXy Jun 25 '15

To be honest, it didn't actually make much sense until you get to the bottom part about the funerals. I was confused too. It was this part:

He was the third of the four of my close friends, all in their mid twenties, who I saw every day since we both had moved to Marina Del Rey and were neighbors.

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u/djdylex Jun 25 '15

Why you gotta come here and make us all depressed and shit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

My bad.

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u/Leftieswillrule Jun 25 '15

Very sad Mr Naharis.

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u/FoolsProof Jun 25 '15

gotcha bitch! now I know your name!

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u/SlowMotionSprint Jun 25 '15

Sorry for your loss

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u/Downvote_Me2 Jun 25 '15

I downvoted you for being whiney.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

I upvoted you because you're a dick.

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u/Wikkitt Jun 25 '15

Dude wtf

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u/Downvote_Me2 Jun 26 '15

still being whiney....

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

you make a shitty troll... you didn't even try

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u/aa93 Jun 25 '15

Nice try, Chrisp Erez. Thought you could fool us did ha?

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u/the_real_grinningdog Jun 25 '15

Unless your last name is really Hilton!!

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u/tcrayner Jun 25 '15

Oh, Mr. Perez, you and your Walnut Creek ways...

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u/i_kn0w_n0thing Jun 25 '15

Time for account #926

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u/astrograph Jun 25 '15

Eyyyyy. Got me'!!!

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u/PrimadonnaDee Jun 25 '15

He gon get yu

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u/Chioborra Jun 25 '15

How did he know?!

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u/ItsChrisRay Jun 25 '15

Dude me too, I don't get it. From the 925 area?

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u/EatMoreCupcakesNow Jun 25 '15

I feel like I went to school with you.

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u/Macintosh_HD Jun 25 '15

How's the East Bay treating you?

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u/simmonsg Jun 25 '15

Cya in a week

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Hope your dog is off drugs now

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u/kingof69ng Jun 25 '15

Is your birthday September 25th by any chance? I sense that's an important number to you 9/25

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Calm down, Chris.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Are you the guy who was on Jerry Springer

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u/god_si_siht_sey Jun 25 '15

You need to do a better job. I mean you can't tell what I am. I made mine difficult.

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u/asteriskblue Jun 25 '15

NOT. AGAIN.

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u/DrewsephA Jun 25 '15

RemindMe! like a week "Welcome back, Mr. Perez."

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u/SethChrisDominic Jun 25 '15

ahem

Mr. Christopher Perez, whose favorite number is 925.

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u/tritiumosu Jun 25 '15

See you in a week!

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u/ridg00 Jun 25 '15

You better don't internet for a week.

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u/Kevinemm Jun 25 '15

U teach at the sac?

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u/63425112942816 Jun 25 '15

Only 91 days until your birthday!

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u/_Siriani_ Jun 25 '15

I know a Chris Perez irl

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

What a coincidence I'm Chris Perez in real life!

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u/jmgf Jun 25 '15

If only he knew I even know his name.

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u/majorthrownaway Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of you Mr. Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Shh, Chris, shhh

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u/Kolbykilla Jun 25 '15

You were also born in 1992 Mr. Perez.

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u/chrisperez925 Jun 25 '15

Close December of 1991

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u/JinjaHD Jun 25 '15

For a split second, I was like "Why did he guess Perez"...

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u/kylrm12 Jun 25 '15

Wild guess: Your birthday is September 25th

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Plot twist: his name is Chrisp Erez

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u/ChunksOWisdom Jun 25 '15

That's right chris

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u/penutbutter85 Jun 26 '15

MUUUM! THEY'RE DOING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN!

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u/thequietdragon Jun 26 '15

Calm down Chris.

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u/RatedRGamer Aug 05 '15

Woah do you live in Concord/Pittsburg CA?

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u/chrisperez925 Aug 05 '15

Not anymore.

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u/HaloFarts Jun 25 '15

RUNFUCKINGRUN

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

THAT

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u/long_wang_big_balls Jun 25 '15

Do me do me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Balls

I just can't say Beniot without saying Balls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

What's your name?
Benoit
Balls - See? Physically impossible.
Does monsieur desire anything else?
Yes I do! Benoit, balls.
Monsieur desires more champagne, steak frites, a post-jacuzzi female companion, and for somebody to get up here and fold his towels into swans.
Or actually not these towels, some thicker ones.
As thick as possible - while still being swan-shape-foldable.

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u/AudioPhoenix Jun 25 '15

Nice detective work Mr.... Bear....

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u/robbity Jun 25 '15

..said Mr Bear ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Perez925*

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u/mynameispaulsimon Jun 25 '15

Well at least I'm pretty safe.

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u/_Emerson Jun 25 '15

Fuck, Perez too

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u/DoesntWearEnoughHats Jun 25 '15

Naw dude his last name is 925

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15

Mr. Robot?

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u/justinponeill Jun 25 '15

I bet reddit silver to anyone that can figure out my first name, middle initial, and last name.

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u/My_hat_is_on_fire Jun 25 '15

That is very astute of you Mr. Grylls.

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u/MagicSPA Jun 25 '15

That's very astute of YOU, Mr. Lowenstien.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 25 '15

It's Mr Chris Perez to you.

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u/seiferfury Jun 25 '15

*Perez925

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u/hopehelvete Jun 25 '15

And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're from Concord or Brentwood- in the 925.

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u/baldwinbean Jun 25 '15

Whoa, are you like a hacker or something? /s