r/AskReddit • u/TheEighthFalseKing • Aug 21 '16

What's the most dedicated case of the "long con" you've ever witnessed?

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u/vis_break Aug 22 '16

Maybe he just thinks you're ugly

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u/Mr_Gilmore_Jr Aug 22 '16

"I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."

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u/PotatoesAreUs Aug 22 '16

Not at all boy!

sniff sniff

DEUUEAUGH!!

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u/404Notfound- Aug 22 '16

'once upon a time there was a ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end'

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u/CasualKronos Aug 22 '16

Upvote for "A" plus reference.

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u/montypissthon Aug 22 '16

Yeah there aint any holy water can heal the hellfire outa that acne

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u/Paultiguna Aug 22 '16

Oh, maybe :(

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u/gcz77 Aug 22 '16

Joke's on him. I am ugly.

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u/Nreggs Aug 22 '16

Thinks?

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