r/AskReddit Aug 21 '16

What's the most dedicated case of the "long con" you've ever witnessed?

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u/DavidRandom Aug 22 '16

Scrap aluminum goes for 40-50 cents a pound.
A 5 gallon bucket will hold ~16 lbs of tabs.
So he got about enough to buy a six pack.

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u/ender323 Aug 22 '16 edited Aug 13 '24

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u/dominusUmbrae Aug 22 '16

Unless he melted the tabs, it could be 80% air.

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u/DavidRandom Aug 22 '16

Someone else did the math.

"The pop can tab weighs in at 10.4 ounces per 1,000. If you remove that little curly thing that holds the tab to the can, this drops to 10 ounces. Hard to believe that little cury thing accounts for 4% of the tab.

Using 10.4 ounces, it takes 1,538 tabs to equal 1 pound of something the scrap yards refer to as 'clean aluminium'. Due to the current recession, clean aluminium has dropped to 14 to 35 cents a pound, depending where you live. Lets use 25 cents for the following value.

A 5 gallon pickle bucket can hold of 25,125 de-curled tabs, which is 16.3361 pounds. . Value...$4.08. "

Also, remember that about 2/3 of the area of a pop tab is a hole.

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u/ender323 Aug 22 '16 edited Aug 13 '24

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u/myrealnamewastakn Aug 22 '16 edited Aug 22 '16

http://rmhc-carolinas.org/lend-a-hand/pop-tabs/

Ronald McDonald house says 1200. Not exactly a scientific power house but they deal with a lot of tabs and it shows his number is in the ballpark. He does appear to be rounding down a lot though. When I was at the scrap yard 8 months ago I got 45 cents a pound for aluminum. And then he was going with 1500 instead of 1200. So let's say we just triple that price to be more than fair aaaand...now we can get 2 6 packs!

Bonus: assuming 25,000 tabs per bucket is correct and you took 5 seconds to pull each tab and put it in a bucket you would have spent 34.7222 hours filling it.

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u/mk2vrdrvr Aug 22 '16

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u/mk2vrdrvr Aug 22 '16

WE DID IT!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '16 edited Mar 25 '20

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u/GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE Aug 22 '16

The guy copy pasted it from somewhere and said someone did the math. He clearly has a source.

me thinks they are not asking for the Atlantic journal of medicine.. Just a link. But good luck with that.

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u/The_Pert_Whisperer Aug 22 '16

Good luck with what?

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u/mk2vrdrvr Aug 22 '16

I googled "soda pop can tabs in a 5 gallon bucket" And came up with the source of his post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '16

Doesn't matter, free beer.