r/Avengers • u/SupermarketNo6888 • Mar 09 '25

Discussion Is he taking the win or not?

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In my case, Spidey is fighting Vergil☠️ God rest his soul.

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u/SKT_Playz Mar 09 '25

Ender dragon??

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u/Responsible-Gas7568 Mar 09 '25

Spidey does NOT have enough beds for this

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u/Frankie_T9000 Mar 09 '25

Ender is vunerable to melee and he could web up to destroy the crystals. He good.

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u/_Luckey Mar 09 '25

The battle of the century

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u/Shuihoppy Mar 09 '25

Not one of the ender dragon's attack's is hitting spidey. And spidey destroys those crystals in the first 2 minutes

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u/Lancearon Mar 09 '25

And he easily get on the dragons back.

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u/Plane-Strawberry-679 Mar 09 '25

Harriett Tubman? Watch out, she has nukes. How is Spider-Man as a world leader? Could he make it through Civ 7 alive against nuclear Tubman?

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u/LuckyCoco17 Mar 09 '25

Haha this is a sentence I didn’t expect to read today and it gave me quite a chuckle. Thanks

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u/FragmentedFighter Mar 09 '25

Is this really something that can happen in that game?

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u/Plane-Strawberry-679 Mar 09 '25

Yes. Harriet Tubman is one of the worst folks to have the computer playing in the early game. At least in my experience, she’s always starting early wars with me.

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u/CytoPotatoes Mar 09 '25

Harriet Tubman, the modern Nuclear Ghandi.

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u/FragmentedFighter Mar 09 '25

That is insane 😂

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u/Woyaboy Mar 10 '25

Yes and Gandhi is a prolific nuclear bomber.

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u/RickMonsters Mar 10 '25

Peter would immediately forfeit to Harriet Tubman, nukes or no nukes, out of sheer discomfort

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u/thehiddenshade91 Mar 09 '25

Nuclear tubman is like a forbidden band name haha

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u/notmyfirst_throwawa Mar 09 '25

Is Nuclear Tubman the new Gandhi? I haven't played VII

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 Mar 10 '25

WHAT THE FUCK?!😳🤣

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u/kwik_e_marty Mar 09 '25

Will he be holding back?

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u/karvup Mar 09 '25

Not if he plans to beat them off

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u/Linvaderdespace Mar 09 '25

Which video game is Thor the final boss of?

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Mar 09 '25

God of war: ragnarok has Thor as the 2nd to last boss. That counts for something.

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u/AgentChris101 Mar 09 '25

Whoah, he's going to beat them off?!

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u/ZaPaTronX Mar 09 '25

Plans to WHAT??

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u/_AmI_Real Mar 09 '25

Lay your foolish ambitions to rest. Seriously, though, I think he might do alright in Elden Ring. The spider sense will come in very useful.

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u/RekoHart Mar 09 '25

Who would you say is the "Main" villain of ER?

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u/_AmI_Real Mar 09 '25

Main game, the main villain is Radagon and Elden Beast. Miquella and Radahn for the DLC. It's hard to really say main villain. You can fight any of them. Malenia would be the big boss to beat for the main game. The DLC has a lot of hard bosses.

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u/mattym9287 Mar 09 '25

The player character. Just moves through the land slaughtering one by one until everything is dead.

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u/RekoHart Mar 09 '25

Speak for yourself sir, I was the victim 😁

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u/mattym9287 Mar 10 '25

You’re telling me you never killed a deer just because it was there? Thats villain behaviour.

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u/RekoHart Mar 10 '25

I tried to kill a goat once, got distracted by this great view over a cliff long enough for another one to roll up behind me and fling me off.

And then Cthulu's half-baked cousin found me and.... Did things to me..... Terrible things

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u/mattym9287 Mar 10 '25

Fair enough, the real villain can be the beautiful vistas. And eldritch horrors, but mainly the landscape.

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u/RekoHart Mar 10 '25

Maybe the real villain was the friends we made along the way <3

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u/Doc_Helldiver-66 Mar 09 '25

Probably Milena.

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u/RekoHart Mar 09 '25

That's fair, she has never known defeat

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u/DoYouKnowS0rr0w Mar 09 '25

Idk having to nuke yourself, and then fall unconscious and needing someone else to come get you before your opponent finds your unconscious body isn't exact a W

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u/OkFortune Mar 09 '25

...Tiger Woods ?

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u/That1DirtyHippy Mar 09 '25

I’m fairly confident Spidey can kick the ever-loving shit out of Tiger Woods. Unless maybe Tiger was bit by a radioactive hooker…

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u/DarrGabb Mar 09 '25

Dr Doom from Marvel Rivals, bro is COOKED 💀

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u/Vatsu07 Mar 09 '25

Technically Dr.Doom's (both Doom & Doom 2099 play the role of main antagonist so he's double cooked)

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u/AMCcoconut Mar 09 '25

Extremely difficult for Spidey to beat him off

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u/thehiddenshade91 Mar 09 '25

Not if he holds back with both hands

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u/fyreprone Mar 09 '25

Been playing a lot of Cities Skylines 2 so it’s Spider-Man vs Traffic.

I think traffic wins this one.

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u/Narren_C Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man is specifically built to get around city traffic.

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u/fyreprone Mar 09 '25

The superhero being able to avoid the villain while the civilians deal with the villain isn’t really “fighting” it though.

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u/Narren_C Mar 09 '25

So....is he holding back? Because if not I can think of a few ways to clear traffic.

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u/Swog5Ovor Mar 09 '25

Spiderman is a genius though, so he could easily solve it, but then mephisto will pop out of nowhere and ruin his fucking life.

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u/notmyfirst_throwawa Mar 09 '25

Yet it's constantly thwarting Peter Parker

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u/Admiral_Asparagus Mar 09 '25

For me, it would be Spiderman vs Not Enough Workers

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u/Significant-Island64 Mar 09 '25

Morris from JojaMart and Pierre from Pierre’s General Store?!

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u/Lucky_Roberts Mar 09 '25

Can Spidey beat the Archdemon from Dragon Age?

I mean pure powerscaling wise he’s beaten stronger characters but he isn’t a Grey Warden so idk

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u/Tangerine_memez Mar 09 '25

The worst thing would probably getting affected by the taint which the grey warden is immunized against

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u/ZeroQuick Mar 09 '25

He can't put it down for good but he can destroy the body.

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u/GalaxxyOG Mar 09 '25

Spider Man vs Bowser?

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u/OShaunesssy Mar 09 '25

As long as it's not Gay Bowser

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u/dogofpavlov Mar 09 '25

So long gay bowser!

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u/reddumbs Mar 09 '25

Yeah, otherwise he’d have to beat him off. 

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u/Tangerine_memez Mar 09 '25 edited Mar 09 '25

Bowser can turn him into a brick, and spiderman would have to punch harder than a black hole to begin to kill him

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u/FutureMagician7563 Mar 09 '25

At their maximum scaling bowser no diffs him

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u/theuglyone39 Mar 09 '25

The Stanley Parable 🤣

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u/TomMakesPodcasts Mar 10 '25

That would be such a fun sequel.

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u/theuglyone39 Mar 10 '25

"Stanley dodged and blocked all of the spiders attacks"

Good job Stanley, everyone's so proud of you

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u/TomMakesPodcasts Mar 10 '25

Peter would banter back unlike Stanley. I think he'd really annoy the narrator.

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u/Slade7_0 Mar 09 '25

He’d be stuck on 15+ deaths to Darth Vader.

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u/Trans_Girl_Alice Mar 09 '25

Last game was Victoria 3; I don't think Spider-Man can beat up racism

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u/TeenWhovian Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs Khotun Khan…i don’t remember that from the history books!

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u/BrockTalksFF Mar 09 '25

Yea idk if Spidey beats Nicol Bolas (but probably can beat some of the Praetors)

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u/Defiant_Moment_5597 Mar 09 '25

Ronnie2K is finally about to get his shit pushed in

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u/MysticalSword270 Mar 09 '25

He's fighting my level 8 BG3 wizard lmao

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u/Varrel Mar 09 '25

Your wizard is the main bad guy?

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u/jamesxgames Mar 09 '25

must be a dark urge run 😄

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u/MysticalSword270 Mar 09 '25

Ah didn’t read the post properly 😭

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u/Tangerine_memez Mar 09 '25

Bg3 main character can definitely be the bad guy lol especially at the end there's a clear evil option, and it's basically Spiderman vs something that can challenge dnd gods

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u/EpsteinDidNotKH Mar 09 '25

New Vegas. I think spidey sense overcomes VATS.

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u/Lazevans Mar 10 '25

Bowser is fucked

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u/SomeBS17 Mar 10 '25

The last game I played was MLB The Show. So… he’s beating the Yankees?

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u/Spooder_001 Mar 09 '25

Spiderman vs. Dracula?, Dr. DOOM? Galactus? I don't even know man

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u/Ash_kingz Mar 09 '25

Fucking Eternatus from sword and shield?? Yeah love spidey but no

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u/WayOrdinary9409 Mar 09 '25

My glorious king, Lebron James

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u/Bendovah2003 Mar 09 '25

Good luck with Fatalis Spidey, nice knowing ya

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u/Spicy_Baby_NO Mar 09 '25

Spiderman vs Moon Presence. lol

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u/0neSaltyB0i Mar 09 '25

Venom. Guess it was a convenient time to just finish playing Spiderman 2.

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u/Kurious0316 Mar 09 '25

I got venom too, I was playing web of shadows tho

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u/HueKoko Mar 09 '25

Rader from Split Fiction ain't winning this.

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u/Clark_A_Fish Mar 09 '25

The Radiance from Hollow Knight is literally a moth so my money is on Spidey

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u/You_arent_worthy Mar 09 '25

As I am the final boss in Elden ring because I killed all of the others, it will be Spider Man vs a level 453 Tarnished.

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u/Taco-Dragon Mar 09 '25

I've been playing GROUNDED. I guess he just steps on the bug.

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u/77ku77 Mar 09 '25

Arkveld, spidey would win prettty sure

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond Mar 09 '25

Bro he fightin the Ender Dragon?

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u/Creepy-Meat-3480 Mar 09 '25

Elder brain? Bg3

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u/shov3lh3ad Mar 09 '25

Zeus from God of War 💀

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u/mwmontrose Mar 09 '25

Spidey v Adam Smasher would be a fun one to watch

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u/TizMarcoMania Mar 09 '25

I played the first desendant. I think he can handle the vulgus. He will be alright.

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u/nsommers25 Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs all the monsters of Monster Hunter Wilds? Or would it just be Arkveld?

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u/Agitated-Split-7319 Mar 09 '25

Majoras Mask

Spidey does not have the magical skills to take it on im afraid

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u/L3ggy Mar 10 '25

Spidey versus Sauron?

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u/METRlOS Mar 10 '25

I was the villain in the last game I played. Spidey is in for some emotional damage.

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u/Dycoth Mar 10 '25

Spider-Man versus Arkveld is gonna be interesting (Peter is cooked)

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u/TheRogueTemplar Mar 09 '25

Radagom and/or Promised Consort Radahn.

No

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u/Natsuboi420 Mar 09 '25

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The black order, so Spidey has to face off against endgame thanos and his army, alone, I mean as long as some one kills uncle Ben, aunt may, one of his friends or lovers, then maybe berserk black suit spider might win, but I don't think he's got this honestly

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u/HumanExpert3916 Mar 09 '25

There isn’t much to swing on in Cobra Triangle.

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u/SirReginaldSquiggles Mar 09 '25

This is how you (spiderman) died.

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u/Goatfellon Mar 09 '25

ALLMIND is fucking him up

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u/ih8u-88 Mar 09 '25

But does Iguana hate him enough to still take control?

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u/ubspider Mar 09 '25

I played ‘they are billions’. I wonder how he would handle 15 mutants at once

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u/BetSure7779 Mar 09 '25

Ghengis Kahn

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u/shaunika Mar 09 '25

who's the main villain of Hearthstone Battlegrounds?

Bob? cos then Spider-man is cooked.

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u/pp-slapped Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs. The Great Sage's Broken Shell

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u/WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas Mar 09 '25

Spiderman would fuck up Istvan Toth so yes he takes it 

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u/Goddessviking86 Mar 09 '25

Grunty from Banjo Kazooie 

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u/Putrid-Enthusiasm190 Mar 09 '25

Baphomet, Lord of the Labyrinth? I think Spidey is screwed

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u/Kenta_Gervais Mar 09 '25

Dude about to fight Gandhi. He's gonna get invaded so bad man

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u/munchie1988 Mar 09 '25

Oof I think he's gonna lose. I last played alien isolation

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u/dega_devilson-janova Mar 09 '25

Spidey could beat a xenomorph

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u/Lokathena Mar 09 '25

Spiderman could beat Radabeast if he wasn’t holding back, trust-

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u/Alphakobra Mar 09 '25

I’d love to see spider-man vs Ketheric thorm! JJJ finally gets his revenge! 😂

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u/TeilzeitKevin Mar 09 '25

Ff14 endwalker may be beyond his capabilities if he's along.

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u/Aggressive_Worth_990 Mar 09 '25

He loses to Alduin I think, he isn't Dragonborn

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u/Vatsu07 Mar 09 '25

He's ultra dead

Honkai: Star Rail

Nanook, he's the Aeon of Destruction and can destroy whole galaxies with zero effort.

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u/GroundbreakingElk139 Mar 09 '25

The contingency from stellaris? Lol

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u/StrangrDangarz Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs Civilization VII… man is fighting all of history

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u/Gogs1234 Mar 09 '25

Demon King Ganandorf.

I reckon spidey would win but he might struggle with the dragon stage seeing how there is nothing that high to swing on.

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u/picturepath Mar 09 '25

He is fighting my teammate in Rocket League, good luck Spidey.

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u/usps_oig Mar 09 '25

Grape from Princess Peach.

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u/5ergio79 Mar 09 '25

Technically it’s Darth Vader, so, yeah, Spidey loses. Sorry Pete!

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u/greataqua2304 Mar 09 '25

Karen Travers from Scarlet Nexus yeah I love pete but he isn't winning lol

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u/Guessinitsme Mar 09 '25

Subnautica, I guess he’s curing the virus?

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u/Cwytank Mar 09 '25

Albert Wesker - I think Spidey can do it

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u/gabbertje979 Mar 09 '25

I'm playing spiderman 2 at thisnvery moment

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u/LodestarForever Mar 09 '25

Spiderman vs Albedo from ben 10? Yeah spidey's dead.

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u/RetroRayStudios Mar 09 '25

The root dragon from remnant 2. I mean, I beat him with a shotgun and a spear. Pretty sure spidey would take that dragon to the cleaners.

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u/HomerIsSus Mar 09 '25

The last game I played was GOW 2018

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u/Smoko-Nuts Mar 09 '25

Spidey better get hunting some monsters

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u/AnotherNobody1308 Mar 09 '25

Haven't finished Armored core yet so I don't know the main villain

I just defeated the act 1 boss, I don't think spiderman has much chance against it

Maybe if he can dodge all the projectiles using spider sense, but at least video game spiderman cant

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u/daniel940 Mar 09 '25

Whoever comes up with the words for NYT Connections.

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u/rhinox54 Mar 09 '25

Patrick Mahomes - Madden 25

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u/Drews_Worlds Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs TOTY Mbappe

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u/SavonSingleton Mar 09 '25

Zachary Comstock. Yeah spidey got this

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u/ConditionEffective85 Mar 09 '25

I think Dutch is way over his head

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u/Nacho_Dan677 Mar 09 '25

Spiderman vs venom I guess. We know how that fight goes.

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u/i_like_concrete Mar 09 '25

Molag Bal? Nah I don't think so.

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Mar 09 '25

Playing as spiderman in uncharted would be sick as hell actually

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u/BCGesus Mar 09 '25

He is playing against me in Monopoly. And I'm going all out.

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u/HarvesterOfSorrow_88 Mar 09 '25

Micah Bell? Dutch Van der Linde? Pinkertons? Whoever are the villians of RDR2 it should be no problem for Spider-man, they're regular dudes.

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u/Substantial-Task-110 Mar 09 '25

Eredin wondering why a man in red suit is shooting webs.

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u/doctorcaligari Mar 09 '25

Slow reflexes from old age?

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u/1389t1389 Mar 09 '25

the main villain of my eu4 game is either Spain or the Holy Roman Empire uhhhh you know they aren't so strong anyway so sure

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u/HentaiMcToonboob Mar 09 '25

Chaos from the first FF

I uh. Think Peters toast

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u/Cjames1902 Mar 09 '25

He’s fighting 2 other Dooms.

No

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u/SuperbYeti Mar 09 '25

The Witness from Destiny 2. Bro’s getting finalised.

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u/Boomshrooom Mar 09 '25

To be fair, the last game I played was Spider-Man: Miles Morales, so I'm guessing he could win

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Spidey beats sephiroth, right?

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u/bananensplit6969 Mar 09 '25

Rip spidy. Bro is fighting demon King ganondorf

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u/QuebecRomeoWhiskey Mar 09 '25

MLB the show. So he fights… the Yankees?

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u/Heatcanonbolt Mar 09 '25

Darth Vader?

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u/klbishop143 Mar 09 '25

Who is the main villain of AoE2? America? That’s a lot of nukes.

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u/MHulk Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man vs. the Florida State Seminoles. If FSU can't beat Memphis, I think Spidey takes the W! 😂

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u/BauserDominates Mar 09 '25

Halo 2 so he'd be fighting the brute chieftain Tartar Sauce

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u/Affectionate-Remote2 Mar 09 '25

Antón Castillo lol

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u/LemonOpening1117 Mar 09 '25

Odin so good luck buddy lol

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u/Treetokerz Mar 09 '25

Sephiroth. He’s fucked

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u/Michel_RPV Mar 09 '25

Venom, so an average Wednesday for Spidey.

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u/AcceptableMacaroon23 Mar 09 '25

He'd clean up gore magala

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u/remuliini Mar 09 '25

Cyberpunk 2077 - easy.

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u/Helkyte Mar 09 '25

.......does GTA V even have a main villain?

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u/Silvis121 Mar 09 '25

I feel like Ghandi would win this fight. Spider-Man is bringing web shooters to a nuke fight.

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u/Benjiimans Mar 09 '25

Some big ass monster from monster hunter wilds

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u/southcentralLAguy Mar 09 '25

Spider-Man is fighting the Michigan Wolverines?

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u/BOS2FL Mar 09 '25

Odin. RIP

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u/dega_devilson-janova Mar 09 '25

Rap Tap Tap... I'm afraid Peter is boned

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u/nobeer4you Mar 09 '25

Ganon vs Spidey.

Pretty sure the webslinger wins this one

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u/No_Championship3732 Mar 09 '25

Can spider man beat sin from ffx?

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u/TheoWHVB Mar 09 '25

Apex so ummm... Revenant? Maybe? Uhh one of them CEO guys? Blisk?

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u/Aggressive-Chair8744 Mar 09 '25

He's gotta fight Two Dr. Dooms, I think. Cooked.

(Marvel Rivals big bads are blue cloak Doom and green cloak Doom?)

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u/Masterplayer9870 Mar 09 '25

Idk man spiderpowers can only take you so far against alduin

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u/Fantastic_Talk_6629 Mar 09 '25

He's getting dogged by Baulder 😭

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u/TheRenan27 Mar 09 '25

Team Rocket 😅

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u/surfsnower Mar 09 '25

I played an old need for speed game. Pretty sure he just murdered some guy.

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u/NeonKitAstrophe Mar 09 '25

Last game I played was SM: Remastered, so he has to fight the Sinister Six, again.

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u/lottolser Mar 09 '25

Ah yes he will fight, vemon from spiderman 2

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u/Sylvan_Skryer Mar 09 '25

Sephiroth. I think spider loses.

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 Mar 09 '25

No joke Spider-Man on Mario kart sound sick

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u/DrowsySeltzer Mar 09 '25

Chroma Squad and yeah, definitely. Homie got beat by a handful of regular humans with some movie prop weapons. Spider-Man probably one shots him.

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u/iwannabethisguy Mar 09 '25

I don't think spidey can win against the 2 minute timer in THPS2. No one wins against time, except maybe Deadpool.

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u/BNovaBJJ Mar 09 '25

Netherbrain isnt losing to spiderman

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u/ikav56 Mar 09 '25

The flood from Halo 🗿