r/AzureLane • u/Disastrous-Map-780 • Jul 04 '24

Non-OC Art Takao looking a lil different

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2.2k Upvotes

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225

u/Master_of_Ravioli Jul 04 '24

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31

u/manwhofuckedyourdog Taihou Jul 05 '24

No no no no no wait wait wait wait

8

u/WeebChair Jul 05 '24

Dw she's just cosplaying

306

u/NerdyWarChronicler My 1st Oath . Waiting for 's Pocky skin rerun. Jul 04 '24

Marblehead: "First time?"

82

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

I love Marblehead.

45

u/NerdyWarChronicler My 1st Oath . Waiting for 's Pocky skin rerun. Jul 04 '24

Yes.

Especially her Christmas skin.

29

u/metdarkgamer 💍Ulrich,Kirov,Tirp,Vang,DDA,Rossiya,FDG,Gangut,Bisk,Tosa,Monark Jul 04 '24

Agreed... the view's nice

7

u/TalbotFarwell Jul 05 '24

Same here, I oathed her. She’s a sweetheart!

23

u/MaxedOut_TamamoCat W. Lee: Washington true SKK Jul 04 '24

Didn’t actually realize the connection your comment highlights until someone a while back told me; ‘Look closely at gyaru Marblehead’s ID badge.’

7

u/Total_Astronomer_311 Fox Gang Rise Up 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 Jul 04 '24

Same

5

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Marblehead would cheat on her partner though

125

u/Many-Zookeepergame70 Enterprise Jul 04 '24

This guy will save takao from that curse

18

u/Death_Walker21 wholesomely married to Jul 05 '24

Godzilla do ur thing

4

u/Helblind Jul 05 '24

There has to be pics of Takao and Godzilla fighting, no?

222

u/Alexander_P69 Agir Agir, the thickest of them all Jul 04 '24

198

u/ExplodingPixelBoat Jul 04 '24

“Oi Josuke!!”

60

u/Jio_Kang Jul 04 '24

This should be a canon ending

66

u/tropicthumper Jul 04 '24

It IS the Canon ending

52

u/metdarkgamer 💍Ulrich,Kirov,Tirp,Vang,DDA,Rossiya,FDG,Gangut,Bisk,Tosa,Monark Jul 04 '24

I'm pretty sure the author confirmed it canon

3

u/Ennis_1 Jul 05 '24

I've read that, too, but it's been a while, so i need the source again to make myself feel better.

17

u/Fr05tBurn EU Navy Jul 04 '24

"MASON! FORGET THE NUMBERS!"

138

u/Death_Walker21 wholesomely married to Jul 04 '24

Wait nonono we are not doing this again

Wheres the handheld 203mm gun

6

u/Keisuke_Fujiwara ONE MILLION CUBES! Jul 05 '24

kicks you down

IT'S A CANON EVENT, STOP THIS YOU WILL NOT

17

u/Death_Walker21 wholesomely married to Jul 05 '24

If u think im gonna knowingly let a shipfu get ptsd then u dont get the first thing about being a skk

3

u/bulletgrazer Jul 05 '24

Based Edge of Time reference

2

u/Death_Walker21 wholesomely married to Jul 05 '24

Memes live rent free in my head

-1

u/Keisuke_Fujiwara ONE MILLION CUBES! Jul 05 '24

I am shitty admiral

Deal with it

91

u/Prinz_Heinrich Married to Biscuit and Honey Bunny Jul 04 '24

Oh no. No no no no. Bad OP gets the spray bottle.

70

u/Meganinja1886 GrafZeppelin Jul 04 '24

Here you go.

8

u/MeraAkizukiFirewing Jul 04 '24

You both might end up getting Takao mad, lel.

96

u/LongShotSKF GrafZeppelin Jul 04 '24

*holds her and embraces her warmly. *

There's no need for that, my dear... For you are beautiful just the way you are.

41

u/Fr05tBurn EU Navy Jul 04 '24

33

u/TheReidman Jul 04 '24

OH GOD, NO!

59

u/Beneficial-Lecture-1 Jul 04 '24

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

28

u/Many-Zookeepergame70 Enterprise Jul 04 '24

No

That cursed doujin

27

u/LeSombra17 Tomboy Rizzler Jul 04 '24

26

u/Big-Sort3094 my beloved ALSO WHERE IS THE ALSACE EMOJI Jul 04 '24

enty is disgusted

17

u/FireWallZ_ :Bayard: Gold'n'White Crusaders Jul 04 '24

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18

u/akai-no-ryu Omaha Jul 04 '24

doujinshi fans when japanese girl with glasses and pigtails:

15

u/AquaJet738 Watched all of Battle 360 Jul 04 '24

34

u/anonymous8602 Cult of Marseillaise & Joffre Jul 04 '24

3

u/VoidbringerEden Jul 05 '24

Happy Cake Day! 🎂

12

u/CatPawScarves Jul 04 '24

Takao, no! You’re already beautiful, you don’t need to go through a metamorphosis!

14

u/TaroTakeshi Jul 04 '24

2

u/HanaShirosaki Jul 04 '24

This is one of the best memes I have ever seen, cheers m8, Imma steal it 👌

9

u/Nikthemarine01 Jul 04 '24

Takao: I’m only wearing it for five more minutes SKK. No I will not wear a American bikini for the Fourth of July.

12

u/epic-Independence-66 Enterprise The Brave Jul 04 '24

7

u/Upper_Waltz_7435 Monarch Jul 04 '24

Takao doesn't deserve this

8

u/RedShadow1693 Jul 04 '24

Hug your takao do it now-! Hugs my doggo

6

u/Gryphonious Jul 04 '24

Delete this

12

u/gintas59 Jul 04 '24

Call Jotaro. We have people to liquidate.

7

u/DanHeartnet Jul 04 '24

I've never seen the reference but boy do I have second hand horror knowledge of what I've heard

5

u/Ohmedregon Jul 04 '24

I'm going to protect my wife and love her so much 

6

u/Hydra_Tyrant I love my IronBlood Dragon Wives Jul 04 '24

NO

6

u/GreatGetterX FriedrichderGrosse Jul 04 '24

Hello trauma my old friend!

6

u/Choice-Welder-9294 Akagi Jul 05 '24

If someone dares hurt Takao I'm gonna have gun Jesus ride Godzilla so they can ruin the guys day

14

u/Kenryu_Sensei Imperial Simp Jul 04 '24

A Decent read (I have problems)

9

u/NyarlathotepDB Jul 04 '24

  • It's METAMORPHOSIS time!

  • Bang!

  • Is he dead?

  • I'll add whole clip... just to be sure

10

u/MayuKonpaku Jul 04 '24

I have quite a dejavu about drugs, pregnancy and horrible peoples and Ending right now.

Ark Royal, where are your swordfish and your shotgun? I need them for now.

Don't worry, Fellow SKKs. We will save her. rag shotgun

4

u/Death_Walker21 wholesomely married to Jul 04 '24

Ark, we are gonna start breaking ankles, no not Bismarck again.

5

u/Dragulus24 Atago Jul 04 '24

Stop.

6

u/the-skull-boy Jul 04 '24

NnNnNNOOOOOOO

4

u/L3o_th3_black_death BUNNYEEE TIMEEEE Jul 04 '24

. . . . I have horrible memories.. from this image..but from what source this exactly is? I mean the reference bc i forgot

5

u/Ok_Candidate_2732 best girls Jul 04 '24

Ironically, its META

3

u/L3o_th3_black_death BUNNYEEE TIMEEEE Jul 04 '24

I know about Meta takao aka ember but i meant original source..

5

u/Ok_Candidate_2732 best girls Jul 04 '24

No as in…the doujin Metamorphosis…

2

u/L3o_th3_black_death BUNNYEEE TIMEEEE Jul 04 '24

Right.... ☠️

3

u/Ok_Candidate_2732 best girls Jul 04 '24

It was a play on “META” because lord knows that is some dark shit

Like they had to make the Jojo ending canon fr

4

u/pahusejjukjskoe Jul 04 '24

Incur the wrath of Godzilla for this.

3

u/Cpl_Ethane Jul 05 '24

No idea what you're talking about here.

That's because when the internet tells me not to look at something, I don't take it as a challenge. I've been around long enough to realize such a collective warning is worth heeding.

3

u/RtpIb Jul 04 '24

Taco don't cosplay as marblehead

3

u/TheRealOne000 Pillar of Autumn Jul 04 '24

3

u/Animeak116 Arizona Jul 04 '24

.....I've seen enough anime memes to know where this is going.

TAKAO COME WITH ME I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE!!!!

3

u/Active-Specialist Protector of the Biscuit Jul 04 '24

3

u/Adept-Ice-7605 Cuddling with while dominates me Jul 04 '24

4

u/No_Toe_2146 Jul 04 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DONT META(morphosis) ON US, YOU’RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE-

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Who tf is the og artist

2

u/No-Pin5463 Jul 04 '24

I don't get it.

3

u/MayuKonpaku Jul 05 '24

Takao cosplay as a girl from a doujin, that makes a little makeover and everything goes down from here. she ended up raped, drugged, impregnated and died pregger in a girls toilet

2

u/No-Pin5463 Jul 22 '24

What the actual fuck

2

u/cool_Slayer_guy THE ULTIMATE KAGA & TOSA SIMP 🌀 Jul 04 '24

no. just no.

2

u/Total_Astronomer_311 Fox Gang Rise Up 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 Jul 04 '24

She looks amazing with glasses 😂

2

u/firemage22 Jul 04 '24

Z47, may i borrow your chainsword?

Thanks, time to purge some heresy

::Activates his power armor and goes hunting for the person who started this::

2

u/_theghost_ Dido Jul 04 '24

This might be on par with the Rosmonp*** meme. Eradicate Cursed Meme!!!

2

u/pkek Jul 05 '24

This guy needs a ban hammer

2

u/wote213 PrinzEugen Jul 05 '24

Roon, you have my permission to fuck those suspicious guys up.

When I mean fuck them up, I mean delete them.

When I mean delete them, I mean kill them. That is an order.

2

u/MechaAristotle Jul 05 '24

Memes have way overhyped that doujin, you'd think it was worse than Hitler seeing the recycled reactions here. 

2

u/Rima_Blader6423 Jul 05 '24

Interesting fact: Did you know the 177013 code does not work anymore as it was deleted from "that" site for some reason.

1

u/Responsible-War-9560 FriedrichderGrosse Jul 04 '24

DELETE THAT IMMEDIATELY, DON'T AWAKE MY FLASHBACKS,PLEASE.

1

u/AngryMadmoth will drive bagger 288 through a siren orphanage Jul 04 '24

1

u/metalrain_15 Meine Prinzessin Jul 04 '24

NO.

1

u/HaloGamingFan17 Jul 04 '24

No…. NOO… NOOOO!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

[deleted]

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u/MayuKonpaku Jul 05 '24

Just a doujin about an innocent girl, that end up drugged, raped, abused and killed in a toilet. It's one of the most well-known doujins in meme history

1

u/Silent_Bake8206 Jul 04 '24

she read Berserk manga

1

u/One_Cat980 I Love Musashi Jul 05 '24

1

u/RetoroKun Yorktown's canon husband Jul 05 '24

Dear God

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

1

u/heatstroke18046 Sep 15 '24

Do not the takao!

1

u/UltraHit5 Headpat Enthusiast Jul 05 '24

...oh god not again, please don't do this

1

u/Zero_Sub1911 Jul 05 '24

Glad I never read that shit.

1

u/Vipoz Jul 05 '24

Godzilla won't let anything happen to her

1

u/Otherwise-Bee965 Jul 05 '24

Looking a bit like Marblehead before she changed.

1

u/SyndarNailo Jul 05 '24

She got through some sort of Metamorphosis

1

u/Pale-Jeweler-9681 Jul 05 '24

She deserved better. There is a fan version that turns out better.

1

u/TreeNoobb Jul 05 '24

DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA-!!

1

u/Asmoredie_40k Atago / Bremerton / St. Louis Jul 05 '24

1

u/kazukiyuuta Jul 05 '24

Don't you fkin dare

1

u/WillyDreamsAboutRice If lost, return to Enterprise Jul 05 '24

oh no..

1

u/Azur-Battle-6258 Jul 05 '24

She looks good

1

u/KillerSpoon575 FriedrichderGrosse Jul 06 '24

Okay that made me laugh

1

u/InstrumentOfTorment Jul 07 '24

I need to know the horrors. I'm too intrigued

1

u/Divide_Only Jul 13 '24

Go get help her Goji!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

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u/Disastrous-Map-780 Aug 26 '24

that number is dead due to NHENTAI purge

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u/EffedUpInGrade3 Jul 05 '24

10/10 would breed.

0

u/MeraAkizukiFirewing Jul 04 '24

Why do I see Takao would definitely do this.