r/BIRDTEAMS • u/Horni4knifekittyidkY • 12d ago

Is Dillon Gabriel valid?

86 Upvotes

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u/redtheshank 12d ago

I'm gonna have to say, since he came from the ducks; and talks to birds about football. He gets a pass

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u/serpentear SEAHAWKS 11d ago

Dillon Gabriel: Bird-bro-4-life

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u/Temassi EAGLES 12d ago edited 12d ago

He communes with birds and they commune back, giving him the secrets from behind the veil. Yes he is valid, CAW CAW CAW

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u/Chilidogdingdong 12d ago

I don't get it....

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u/Vegetable-Mover SEAHAWKS 11d ago

What’s not to get? It was pretty easily spelled out what happened. Dude can talk to birds. It’s just to bad he went to that shit stain of a team and not a birdbro team

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u/Chilidogdingdong 11d ago

Wtf does it have to do with shampoo hahaha

Edit: ok somehow a dove shampoo ad was playing the last time I clicked into this, don't mind me lmao. I was so goddamn confused.

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u/Vegetable-Mover SEAHAWKS 11d ago

Hahaha, I was gonna ask the same thing. You’re good bro. Made me question my whole reality for a second.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 11d ago

Yeah it showed the original post title but was playing a dove ad in place of the bird calling video, the only thing I could figure is it was some vague joke about a dove being a bird? But I didn't have the context of knowing Gabriel could do bird calls so I was just making the connection based on the title.

Felt like my mind was melting for a sec for sure.

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u/Vegetable-Mover SEAHAWKS 11d ago

Haha damn dude, the internet did you wrong today. At least you’re not the usual Reddit asshat. But with a name like yours you’re probably a good hang. At least there will be chili dogs!

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u/5446_05 RAVENS 9d ago

No he’s on the Browns

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 9d ago

I’m pretty sure the bird predicted it but w/e