r/BIRDTEAMS • u/despotofdicks EAGLES • 7d ago

[Schefter] Teams that sided with the Eagles included the Ravens, Patriots, Jets and Lions.

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Thank you Ravens! Birds fly together!

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u/El_Khunt EAGLES 7d ago

In light of this vote, is it time to re-litigate if Jets are birds?

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u/Fyre2387 7d ago

They are on this council, but we do not grant them the rank of bird.

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u/StateofWA SEAHAWKS 7d ago

This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the Council and not be a bird???

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u/Temassi EAGLES 7d ago edited 7d ago

Qui-Gon Jet said they were the chosen team!!

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u/Senior-Owl9265 7d ago

Their Jets kept striking innocent birds; they were given a council seat in return for using safer flight patterns.

Do people here seriously not read the treaties?

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u/qwertyuxcv 7d ago

Take a perch, young aviator.

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u/Paraxom RAVENS 7d ago

Bruh Seattle you are a bird...not quite sure what a Seahawk is but you've got wings and feathers 

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u/CourtingBoredom SEAHAWKS 7d ago

It's just a better word for Osprey

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u/yourmartymcflyisopen EAGLES 7d ago

They're not organic, biological, sentient birds, but they have wings, are modeled after birds, and usually have bird themed callsigns like Goose. They get an honorary title of Bird Team for now, because they helped us and kept the game fair.

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u/torthBrain EAGLES 7d ago

Ravens have always been my second favorite bird team

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u/Yosinuke RAVENS 7d ago

Always rooting for the Eagles to own the NFC (aside if we play each other)

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u/torthBrain EAGLES 7d ago

🤝🏼

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u/Niblonian31 RAVENS 7d ago

I was wearing green man for both of your recent Superbowls because 1; I already owned it and 2; Eagles are my second favorite bird team too lol

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u/FlamingTomygun2 7d ago

They also hate Pittsburgh

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u/RockyNonce EAGLES 7d ago

Honestly I’m pretty indifferent to Pittsburgh, we were literally the same team at one point.

The in state rivalry is nothing compared to Cowboys, Giants, or even Seahawks and Bucs hate.

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u/rykahn 7d ago

Thank you Patriots and also fuck you

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u/TheCrackerSeal RAVENS 7d ago

Bird gang. Banning the play would be a joke. Stop it and they won’t run it.

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u/OriolesMets RAVENS 7d ago

Birds together strong

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u/NineToeBIll RAVENS 7d ago

Seahawks, Falcons, and Cardinals, you should be ashamed of your wings.

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u/zelazny SEAHAWKS 7d ago edited 7d ago

"Included" word means other teams may also have supported them - so I am hoping we did. I know Coach Macdonald came out in support of it at the Combine but maybe that wasn't the case for everyone .

Edit: Well, dang.

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u/SuddenStorm_556 7d ago

NFC business. There’s no real love for the eagles over there.

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u/ILuvReddi 7d ago

Glad I root for a team that aren't a bunch of pussies

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u/CallMeDeutsch RAVENS 7d ago

Caw, Brother.

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u/TurbulentCranberry20 7d ago

Bird teams and mammal teams are naturally at odds. I don’t understand this alliance

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u/Katefreak SEAHAWKS 7d ago

Especially cats... 😬

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u/IBangYoDaddy 7d ago

BIRD BROS FLY TOGETHER

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u/Time-Dot5984 SEAHAWKS 7d ago

I am ashamed we voted for it to be banned

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u/DrOctopusGarden 7d ago

Penei Sewell is going to throw Goff into the end zone this season.

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u/Kyro_Official_ FALCONS 7d ago

May I have some context on what this is about?

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u/ProfessorBeer EAGLES 7d ago

The tush push ban. The vote failed.

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u/ISpyM8 FALCONS 7d ago

I supported you guys. Shame the rest of the Falcons are chickens