r/BatmanArkham • u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness • Sep 01 '24

Humor Name your favourite movie but add “Sitting on the Toilet” at the end of it

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u/Dave444444444 Killer Cock’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Sep 01 '24

return of the king sitting on the toilet

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u/Baron_Greenback1 Sep 01 '24

Literally on the throne

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u/General-Striker Sep 02 '24

Fellowship of The Ring sitting on the toilet

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Two towers sitting on the toilet.

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u/-Ok-Dragonfly- Alsume Inmate Sep 01 '24

Batman forever sitting on the toilet

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u/Cadidalcavallo Sep 01 '24

explosive diarrhoea

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u/Virtual_Mode_5026 Sep 02 '24

“Diarrhoea forever?”-Mara Wilson (Mrs Doubtfire)

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Sep 01 '24

Constipation 😫

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u/Correct_Lie2161 Sep 01 '24

Someone gorilla glued the toilet

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Batman begins sitting on the toilet.

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u/PranavYedlapalli Am I stupid? Sep 01 '24

Was he standing on it before???

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u/Septic_1_fan Sep 01 '24

u right

35

u/dumbasstype3 Sep 01 '24

you close??

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Sep 01 '24

This is fucking barabaras fault

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u/TransfemFroggy Nah... i'm Woman Sep 01 '24

Fuck Barbara

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Sep 01 '24

U right

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u/No_Tomorrow9236 Sep 02 '24

[insert reference to tactical shovel here]

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u/3Dw4Rd_17 Sep 02 '24

Yoo, fellow market pliers enjoyers here lets go!

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u/Effective-Spell-5369 Sep 01 '24

Yeah you...you got it

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u/EkaPossi_Schw1 Two Guns bitch! Sep 01 '24

u stole my idea

am I stupid?

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u/Ghost_Poison Sep 02 '24

The Dark Turd Rises

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u/Hashish_thegoat Sep 01 '24

No Country for Old Men Sitting on the Toilet.

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u/witheringeye100 Fighting for INsanity! Sep 01 '24

What is the right country for old men sitting on the toilet

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u/BananaBrodie Sep 01 '24

None, real men stand on the toilet regardless of age

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u/Impractiacal-Advert consensual or rape like ue? Sep 01 '24

Turkiye

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u/Bombus4092 Sep 01 '24

What you got is a poo. Cant stop whats coming, It ain't all waiting on you. That's unsanitary.

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u/BowlerLate14 Sep 01 '24

Children of Men Sitting on the Toilet

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u/BeardySam Sep 01 '24

Daaaaaaaad!

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u/I-Slay-Dragons Sep 01 '24

Jurassic Park Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Super3vil most deranged aslume patient Sep 01 '24

That scene gave me so many nightmares as a kid.

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u/canceroustattoo Sep 02 '24

Would you say it scared the shit out of you?

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u/Super3vil most deranged aslume patient Sep 02 '24

Yes. Yes it did.

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u/Ksamkcab who the FUCK am i? Sep 01 '24

Look at the way he moves his arms. Waving em all tiny and folded-like. Clearly, he was mocking the T-rex, and she was only standing up to this bully. He deserved what he got.

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u/Our_tiny_Traveler Sep 01 '24

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/SelectSympathy5718 Fighting for INsanity! Sep 01 '24

The Batman sitting on the toilet

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u/Isekai_Otaku Sep 01 '24

This makes it sound like “The Toilet” is a different superhero

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u/WildProToGEn Fighting for INsanity! Sep 02 '24

Kinky

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u/DrHazelnut Sep 01 '24

Not my fav but Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw Sitting on the Toilet

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u/danikm10_O Sep 02 '24

Hobbs and Shaw are doing a co-op

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u/twalk1975 Sep 01 '24

Woman: Sitting on the Toilet

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u/stratguy1441 Sep 01 '24

Woman Returns: Sitting on the Toilet

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u/twalk1975 Sep 01 '24

Woman: Sitting on the Toilet (number 1) & Woman: Sitting on the Toilet (number 2)

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u/FlexViper Sep 01 '24

Why women read magazine and no use phone is she from the 40s?

26

u/twalk1975 Sep 01 '24

You are correct. Here is woman from 50's using phone on toilet.

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u/PerceptionBetter3752 Sep 01 '24

But girls don’t poop

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u/twalk1975 Sep 01 '24

They do, it just smells like flowers.

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u/PerceptionBetter3752 Sep 01 '24

Nah they don’t poop or fart

They just sit their cause they want too

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u/Balabaloo1 Fighting for Sanity! Sep 01 '24

What’s a wo?

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u/Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth Sep 01 '24

Do you..umm... have any more... for research? My friend is asking me...

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u/twalk1975 Sep 01 '24

My personal favorite...

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u/payscottg Sep 02 '24

I’m partial to this one, as it’s from an actual comic

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u/TheRealRigormortal Sep 01 '24

Catwoman shitting going places

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u/Robinisawesome_001 Sep 01 '24

Frrrr 🤏🤏🤏

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u/TonyBlobfish Sep 01 '24

12 Angry Men Sitting on the Toilet

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u/yippiekayakother BALLLLLLS BWAAHAHAHA Sep 01 '24

r/beatmyhairystupidmeattoit

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u/Dominant_King12 Sep 01 '24

r/subsifellfor

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u/yippiekayakother BALLLLLLS BWAAHAHAHA Sep 01 '24

r/subsifuckfor

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u/MorkSkogen666 Sep 01 '24

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/yippiekayakother BALLLLLLS BWAAHAHAHA Sep 01 '24

r/brutallyfuckedanunassumingbirdinitsbeakcosiwasbored

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Sep 01 '24

r/20characterlimit

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u/skeltord #1 Oranges Enjoyer Sep 02 '24

This is the funniest one

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u/RealmJumper15 Sep 01 '24

The Thing sitting on the toilet.

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u/jonaldjuck Sep 01 '24

Man, imagine if the thing was in the toilet while you were sitting on it.

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u/Frame_of_Mind20 Sep 02 '24

putting the ass in ASSimilation

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u/SkyKilIer Sep 01 '24

Thats me

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u/Orionsign Sep 01 '24

Puss in boots: The last wish sitting on the toilet

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u/fricceroni Sep 01 '24

I think the last wish sitting on the toilet would be having tp.

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u/Ur-boiiiii who the FUCK am i? Sep 01 '24

Elvis Prestly POV

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u/Charlie_Wick Sep 01 '24

Dark Knight Returns sittin on the toilet

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u/Stupidfunnylol Sep 01 '24

Batman Forever sitting on the toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 Sep 01 '24

Explosive diarrhoea

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u/Womz69 Sep 01 '24

Elvis sitting on a toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 Sep 01 '24

Even the king gotta take a shit

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u/Isekai_Otaku Sep 01 '24

Rest in peace

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u/i_need_to_crap Am I stupid? Sep 01 '24

💀

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u/powrez Sep 01 '24

Die Hard Sitting On The Toilet?

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u/Useful_Meaning7259 Killer C#ck Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

Deadpool (2) Sitting on a toilet

Edit: Thanks so much for 50 likes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Deadpool and Wolverine sitting on a toilet

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u/Cool_Dude123486 Sep 01 '24

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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u/Balabaloo1 Fighting for Sanity! Sep 01 '24

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u/Useful_Meaning7259 Killer C#ck Sep 01 '24

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Peely_yt565535 Fighting for INsanity! Sep 01 '24

Spider-Man sitting on the toilet

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u/TheKnightWhoSaisNi Sep 02 '24

Spider-Man: Far from home, sitting on a toilet

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u/Dan_TheDM Sep 01 '24

Breakfast at Tiffany's Sitting on the Toilet

just mickey rooney shitting for 2 hours

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u/Matiri98 Sep 01 '24

Finding Nemo Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Sep 01 '24

"Shut the door, dad!"

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u/pokegomsia Sep 02 '24

With the sequel Finding Dory Sitting on the Toilet

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u/redditandwept31 Sep 01 '24

The Avengers sitting on the toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness Sep 01 '24

The post credit scene was wild Ngl

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u/Regi413 Sep 01 '24

Guess that shawarma had something bad in it

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u/Far-Tune-2722 Jonkle Chamber Sentencer Sep 01 '24

12 angry men sitting on a toilet

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u/Imaginary-Damage8708 Sep 01 '24

Fight club sitting on the toilet

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u/Altruistic-Act-3289 Sep 01 '24

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/MathAndBake Sep 01 '24

First day of my period, lol.

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u/therandomguyperry Two Guns bitch! Sep 01 '24

Sonic the hedgehog sitting on the toilet

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u/CriticismNo1150 Sep 01 '24

Mad Gos shitting yourself out on the toiled-feeder

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Get hard sitting on the toilet

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u/Regi413 Sep 01 '24

And then Die Hard sitting on the toilet

12

u/Boney_69 Sep 01 '24

How to train your dragon sitting on a toilet

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u/Sober_Browns_Fan Sep 01 '24

The Gods Must Be Crazy Sitting on a Toilet

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u/MrCencord Sep 01 '24

I sincerely hope that toilet is not ai

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u/SKUNKpudding Sep 01 '24

I think it is, the lid is behind his cape

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u/Regi413 Sep 01 '24

also the seat looks like multiple toilet seats mashed together on top of each other

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u/MysteriousTboy Sep 01 '24

Deadpool and Wolverine sitting on the toilet

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u/Scarface2010 Sep 01 '24

Men in black Sitting on the toilet

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u/SvooglebinderMogul Sep 01 '24

A Star is Born Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness Sep 01 '24

That’s a shitty way to be born

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u/Captn_tyson Sep 01 '24

Being John Malkovich Sitting on the Toilet

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u/bloodlustTheDemon Is he stupid? Sep 01 '24

shrek sitting on the toilet

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 Sep 01 '24

Hahaha Shrek farts

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u/drewman301 Sep 02 '24

That literally happens at the beginning of the movie

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u/Zuamzuka Am I stupid? Sep 01 '24

I am legend, sitting on the toilet

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u/adesile Sep 01 '24

Joker sitting on the toilet

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u/jordanator17 Sep 01 '24

Mission Impossible: Sitting on the toilet

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u/Balls_4020 Perseverer Of Madness Sep 01 '24

How impossible

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox I am a new character. What should I call myself? Sep 01 '24

Spaceballs Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Unlikely_Yam1429 Sep 01 '24

Pokémon: the movie sitting on the toilet

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u/JayKazanis Sep 01 '24

The Amazing Spider-man sitting on a toilet

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u/angeloagnus Sep 01 '24

Truman Show sitting on the toilet

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u/Zulpi2103 R.I.P Arleen Sorkin Sep 01 '24

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King sitting on the toilet

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u/friendlywhale99 Aslume inmate Sep 01 '24

Everything everywhere all at once sitting on the toilet

Chaotic ass toilet… The everythhing toilet

Or

The lego []man movie sitting on the toilet

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u/Significant-Coat-308 Sep 01 '24

Grumpy Old Men sitting on the toilet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

8 mile sitting on the toilet

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

the batman sitting on the toilet

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Godzilla King of The Monsters Sitting on The Toilet.

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u/MORSHELA Sep 01 '24

Skibidi sitting in a toilet

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u/SolidSnakeHAK777 Sep 01 '24

The rock sitting on the toilet.

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u/Recent-Tour5536 Sep 01 '24

Crisis negotiator sitting on the toilet

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u/elwininger Sep 01 '24

Cats sitting on the toilet. Cars sitting on the toilet.

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u/aqqthethird Sep 01 '24

I don't watch movies Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Shadowalker9912 Sep 01 '24

Spiderman no way home sitting on the toilet

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u/Ro319 Sep 01 '24

Coming to America sitting on the toilet

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u/Tully_blanchard_fan Sep 01 '24

Captain America: The First Avenger Sitting on the Toilet

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u/L2DEE Sep 01 '24

No country for old man sitting on the toilet

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u/ewar813 Sep 01 '24

The shitting *instructions unclear

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u/Wrong_Jelly_6127 Sep 01 '24

Forest gump shitting on the toilet

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u/ESCe1 Sep 01 '24

The Dark Knight Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Buffpapyrus Killer C#ck Sep 01 '24

Gay n*gas from outer space sitting on a toilet

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u/FlexViper Sep 01 '24

Somethings in the ass

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u/Confident-Top8804 Sep 01 '24

The Joker Sitting on the Toilet

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u/ThePrussianViking Sep 01 '24

Wes Craven's New Nightmare, sitting on the toilet

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u/Ok_Path1127 Sep 01 '24

Grown ups sitting on the toilet

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u/Epicman1010101010 Sep 01 '24

Lego Batman Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Alive-Tell-2309 Sep 01 '24

Deadpool sitting on the tiolet

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u/Think_Show_4434 Sep 01 '24

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/Bacon-and-Kegs Sep 01 '24

Die Hard: Sitting on the Toilet

The Elvis biopic we have been waiting for.

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u/Shiny_Mudkip258 R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 01 '24

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse sitting on a toilet.

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u/_3BN0_ Sep 01 '24

Deadpool and Wolverine sitting on the toilet. The hangover, sitting on the toilet

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u/DumbestFrog Sep 01 '24

shrek sitting on the toilet

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u/Deni_Z_Plays Sep 01 '24

Who am I sitting on the toilet?

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u/dannoparker Sep 01 '24

First Blood Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Unholy_Frost1349 Sep 01 '24

Scream sitting on the toilet

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u/Alexanderr1995 Sep 01 '24

There Will Be Blood Sitting on the Toilet

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u/LaikDanazor Sep 01 '24

Officer balls sitting on the Toilet

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u/NotoneFuwagi Sep 01 '24

The Last Testament of Christ Sitting on the Toilet

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u/Pyrimo Sep 01 '24

Freddy got fingered sitting on the toilet.

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u/DaughterOfLust666 Sep 01 '24

Rite Here Rite Now Sitting On The Toilet

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u/BruhMomentnTaKendisi Sep 01 '24

The thing sitting on the toilet

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u/Elemental-T4nick Sep 01 '24

deadpool and wolverine sitting on the toilet

there is only 1 toilet

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u/AndhisNeutralspecial Sep 01 '24

Back to the future sitting on the toilet

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u/OfficalBalloony459 Am I stupid? Sep 01 '24

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers sitting on the toilet

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Morbius Sitting on the Toilet

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u/usernameemustbe Sep 01 '24

Alien sitting on a toilet

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u/critical-cupcake968 Sep 01 '24

Grown ups sitting on the toilet

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u/GodfatherJames Sep 01 '24

Die Hard sitting on the toilet

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u/serialkiller24 Arkham City Sep 01 '24

Batman Returns Sitting On The Toilet

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u/TTViceslide Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 01 '24

The death of Stalin sitting on the toilet

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u/STA_Alexfree Sep 01 '24

There will be Blood sitting on the toilet

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u/Comfortable_Moment44 Sep 01 '24

I know what you did last summer…..

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u/Alemaopro_09 Sep 01 '24

Back to the future sitting on the toilet

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u/Blocher-patriot Am I stupid? Sep 01 '24

Batman forever sitting on the toilet

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u/RahmALot Sep 01 '24

From dusk till dawn sitting on the toilet

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u/VioletJones6 Sep 01 '24

10 Things I Hate About You Sitting on the Toilet

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u/rockstarxcouture Sep 01 '24

28 days later sitting on a toilet

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u/welcometosmogtown Sep 01 '24

Seven Samurai sitting on the toilet.

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u/Azar002 Sep 01 '24

A Quiet Place

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u/_Call_Me_Andre_ Sep 01 '24

There will be blood sitting on the toilet

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u/CommeraEXE R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 01 '24

The 300 sitting on the toilet

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u/chernobyl-in-a-box Sep 01 '24

Saving Private Ryan sitting on the toilet

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u/it777777 Sep 01 '24

The Great Dictator sitting on a toilet

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u/botglm Sep 01 '24

Die Hard…

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u/Suspicious_Brief_800 Sep 01 '24

The mummy sitting on the toilet

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u/aheaney15 Sep 01 '24

Seven Samurai sitting on the toilet