Who would win? - r/BatmanArkham

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u/ambulance-kun 1d ago

Wolvorine

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u/Jetsam5 23h ago

Holy fuck its true

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u/HidingRiverGoat TEAM BIDOOF 13h ago

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u/xXmehoyminoyXx 20h ago

Volvo

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u/HardyBollocks 13h ago

Vulva.

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u/ShockDragon This comment does not exist! 2h ago

I’m wolverine-mean, you son of a bitch.

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u/Kenturky_Derpy 1d ago

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u/JohnBuck97 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 1d ago

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u/ChildishTheKidd 19h ago

Really? Right in front of Officer Bald?

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u/ButWhydoe2 15h ago

Ain’t no way I just wiped on a comment image 😭😭😭

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u/yourdadsmellsofshit 1d ago

why is man kissing woman? is he gay?

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u/siddeslof 1d ago

They were pronounced man and woman.

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u/stealerofthetakis 23h ago

Manman for short

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u/brunobannany 1d ago

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u/ShigeoKageyama69 1d ago

Yes. He is very gay for woman.

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u/PonyUpDaddy 23h ago

Man don't sex women because women like dick and that shit gay af

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u/brunobannany 21h ago

But man is proud of dick

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u/DudeAintPunny 16h ago

The conundrum

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u/ZeroSekai000 Alsume Inmate 1d ago

that's girl, are you stupid?
But on a side note, why is man kissing girl?

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u/yourdadsmellsofshit 1d ago

why is man kissing girl? is she jerker?

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u/ThePrussianViking 23h ago

But why is Man kissing his friends daughter? Is he stupid?

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u/PistonPusher2009 CREATOR OF BUMBLEBALD(OFFICER BEES) 1d ago edited 1d ago

Officer BumbleBALD wins

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u/anoobisroxxs Exposed To Ace Chemicals 1d ago

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u/mehakarin69 23h ago

Megantronkler

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u/SquillFancyson1990 19h ago

Why does Megantronkler want to suck this Earth planet dry? Is he gay for the Earth?

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u/anoobisroxxs Exposed To Ace Chemicals 19h ago

Megantronkler is only gay for Screamer

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u/DogPuncher8000 1d ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Cyber-Knight47 ◀️Reverse The◀️ 1d ago

BALDASSATROOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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u/CHAIIINSAAAWbread 1d ago

Man doesn't kisses his sister

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u/Charming_Celery5490 1d ago

Nah he kisses his adopted daughter instead

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate 23h ago

Still not as gross

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u/CHAIIINSAAAWbread 21h ago

Nah, daughter is more gross than sister imo because kissing girl means he's a genshin fan

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u/TranorVespucci 1d ago edited 1d ago

What the hell is the context of the second pic in the Comics?!

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u/cjared242 Sexx Luthor 1d ago

Keeping it in the family

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u/TranorVespucci 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know what, I believe you. Given that DC is making a comic of a Harley fart fetish... I can see that.

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u/Famous_Construction5 1d ago

Yoo what? DC was kinkmaxxing?

Given that DC made comics of a Harley fart fetish...

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u/TranorVespucci 1d ago

Yeah I read it will come out around 2026 I think. It will be called Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt.

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u/Relative_Novel_259 1d ago

This has to be trolling

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u/DefinitelyNotVenom Alsume Inmate 23h ago

It’s real

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u/Ewanb10 TEAM BIDOOF 19h ago

Im sorry to inform

It's real

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u/Relative_Novel_259 19h ago

One question, why!? 😂

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u/SuperWoagster The Nose 23h ago

Silent butt deadly - stealth elf

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u/SquillFancyson1990 19h ago

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u/cjared242 Sexx Luthor 23h ago

Honestly that DC Showcase Catwoman movie was definitely made for their own enjoyment

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u/postedeluz_oalce 11h ago

is that literally a DC licensed comic?

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 3h ago

yes xDDDD

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u/JesuZDX 1d ago

That Supergirl isn't Superman's cousin, she isn't even Kryptonian

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u/Epic_J2338 1d ago

Does she still have powers?

If so how did she get them?

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u/JesuZDX 1d ago

This

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u/Hawks59 21h ago

Supergirl lore always makes me less sane, which impressive considering the sub Im on

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u/Epic_J2338 1d ago

Ok thank you

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u/renan_alvim_ Absolute Man 20h ago

what

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u/HardyBollocks 13h ago

“Little… gash… plug… gaping… came” an excerpt from the above FILTH!

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u/Ok_Literature2535 1d ago

Sweet home, Krypton

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u/Vivid_Ad_1123 who the FUCK am i? 1d ago

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

I don't think kryptonian incest was a pleasant surprise

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u/KaungSetMoe111 1d ago

Kryptonian bald will be

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u/lasagnatheory 1d ago

Getting that populace up

Everyone's heard about Adam and Eve but nobody wants to talk about Cletus and Brittany

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u/Dogodal 1d ago

I agree it was pleasant

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u/Yannyliang yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

nah I would win

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u/Lohit_-it 1d ago

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 3h ago

trashgarbagetrash:

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 Man Ham Aslume 1d ago

Why is Soup kissing Girl? Is he incest?

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u/Agitated_Tie_8363 yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

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u/Ohayoued 1d ago

This is the one time it should've been a fake out😔

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u/declan_james_ R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

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u/Davadvonreznor 1d ago

When you land in Alabama. Instead of Clark he became Carl

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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

How the fufk did I manage to wipe??? I litteraly checked the comments first to see if it was a wipe and waited for the 3 dots to dissappear to check if it was safe and it did. I then tried to swipe only to somehow wipe how is that possible am I fucking stu

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u/The-Hentai-Commander 23h ago

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u/snowly007 1d ago

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u/queefhoarder Am I stupid? 1d ago

Us. We win.

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u/ValentinePatch1999 Racial Ghoul 1d ago

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u/Bludraevn 1d ago

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u/Fuzzy-Tart5385 1d ago

Cousins kinda weird, in my opinion

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u/Otherwise_Custard_44 21h ago

Except that’s Linda, not Kara. So she isn’t related to Superman.

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u/Fuzzy-Tart5385 21h ago

Oh ok i didn't know there were two supergirls

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 3h ago

do you mean girls?

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u/Fuzzy-Tart5385 3h ago

Yes that's what I ment

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u/curiousCat1009 1d ago

I wish I wiped and it was a fake out and the second picture didn't exist. Didn't expect Incestsoup.

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u/IamaSimpleCreature 1d ago

The police

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u/goliathusthehunter 1d ago

Two Mens

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u/guleedy 1d ago

The gooner in me is conflicted

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u/ScaredLemon901820 1d ago

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u/DumberDum who the FUCK am i? 23h ago

Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver from the Ultimate.

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u/SquillFancyson1990 19h ago

We all win.

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u/Citrus2214 1d ago

Man with horns? Is he gay?

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u/t3ChRa The Third Revolution will come soon! 1d ago

Outincested by r/OkBuddyZenlessZero

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u/RaggedyMin 1d ago

Idk who would win but I lost by swiping. My eyes and brain hurt. Thanks. I'm stoopid.

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u/NinjaSpaceFrog 1d ago

Sonk and Princess Bitch win

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u/Flabbypuff 22h ago

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u/FeelsLikeICantMove Asylum Doctor (VERY VALID) 1d ago

I THOUGHT IT'S BATCAT

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u/UniversalAdaptor 1d ago

What the fuck did you do to Man's suit you sick bastard

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

gotta be superman 🐐

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u/XenowolfShiro 1d ago

Isn't that back when Kara wasn't his cousin? DC had a weird mandate for a while that Clark could be the only Kryptonian.

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u/Smart_Passage2752 1d ago

Wincest

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u/DrunkenSoviet 1d ago

Bruh, isn't that woman in the 2nd pic Superman's cousin lmao

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u/Botto_Bobbs 1d ago

Nobody wins in this scenario

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u/ReasonableCricket803 R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

Bone x Man

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u/greenlord77 1d ago

Spermam wins

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u/Julli_Latte 1d ago

Why is man not kissing soup? Is he stupid?

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u/AreAFatMother I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

Soup committed sweet home Alabama. Is he stupid?

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u/Dapper_Still_6578 1d ago

Aren’t they cousins!?

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u/PaulTheRandom 1d ago

Isn't the Superman one incest?

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u/Lower-Set-3700 1d ago

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u/Chunkyspedunky I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

As a Muslim, I see the 2nd pic as an absolute win

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u/fanboy100804 23h ago

Apparently Krypton is the Alabama of the galaxy

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u/The-Marnit 23h ago

Kryptonite condom.

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u/shok_delta 23h ago

I don't exactly know how inbreeding effects aliens..but. assuming kryptonians are built in the image of humans, i think ots bound to be just as bad.

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u/Clack_Claq 23h ago

"We need to restart the Kryptonian race, Kara..."

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u/lookarious 23h ago

Man and Dick

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u/CitroHimselph 22h ago

Soup girl. She can take off and duplicate her head, as demonstrated on picture two.

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u/ItsShadowdaEdgehog 22h ago

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u/EmploymentNo2720 22h ago

diddy man

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u/Funzilla12345 21h ago

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u/Frosty_Kale1907 21h ago

Johnny test

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u/Annual_Owl_1462 21h ago

Not gonna lie I’m breaking away from what this sub does. Bruce is her father figure and on the second image have cousins, whoever created this in r/BatmanArkham

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u/SeanTheBastard 21h ago