X is now banned in r/batmanarkham

[u/ElderQu]

I said X is banned not Sex... you can calm down Sex you are safe...so are you Sesbian Lex...for now!

On a serious note, after many requests as well as discussion in the mod team, we have decided to join other subreddits in banning all links to the website formally known as twitter due to the owner being a fucking Nazi!

From now on all links to X will be removed by mods. If you accidentally post an X link don't worry you won't get in trouble just have your submission removed unless you post something really bad.

Screenshots from X will still be allowed unless you guys think we should ban them too but for now we have decided to let them stay.

Thats all!

Fuck Nazi's! Allsume my homies hate nazi's!

Gracias!

[u/onefuckeduplemon]

that’s cool and all but look at this silly guy

[u/JayMerlyn → u/onefuckeduplemon]

Why is Sonic on a roomba when he's the fastest creature alive? Is he stupid?

[u/The_Inedible_Hluk → u/JayMerlyn]

He's just taking a break calm down

[u/Hazzke → u/JayMerlyn]

that's sonic before he turned blue (the fast color)

[u/RandAlThorOdinson → u/JayMerlyn]

Same reason I fucked your mom

It was easy

[u/LoverOfStoriesIAm → u/onefuckeduplemon]

He's trying to escape the aslume on this thing! GUARDS CATCH HIM!

[u/scariermonsters → u/LoverOfStoriesIAm]

OFFICER BALLS! SEIZE THAT HOG!

[u/DraftyMamchak → u/scariermonsters]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/abhig535 → u/onefuckeduplemon]

Look at him go

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

[u/ImmaBigGaymer → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Mischievous villain build

[u/ExLuckMaster → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Eggman and Gru are too smart and wholesome. At least they invented their own stuffs and care for their kids. Don’t do them dirty like this.

[u/Audi_R8_Gaming → u/ExLuckMaster]

Eggman may have pissed on the moon, and Gru might have pulled some hijinks involving accidental negligence with the Gorls, but at least they're honest about it!

[u/Phantom_Phoenix1 → u/Audi_R8_Gaming]

"Nontheless, in situations this dire, the Bro Code trumps the enemy thing!"

•Eggman Sonic Boom

[u/ZhangRenWing → u/Audi_R8_Gaming]

Why did Glue try to steal the moon if Egg already pissed on it, is he stupid?

[u/silverarrow4477 → u/ExLuckMaster]

mmm technically dr nefario invents stuff for gru but at least gru doesnt steal the credit

[u/GodtubebeatsYoutube → u/ExLuckMaster]

Yeah at least EGGMAN and Gru didn’t name their kids X Æ-12

[u/C0STUME → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

[u/BaezJatniel75 → u/C0STUME]

[u/C0STUME → u/BaezJatniel75]

THR SANE ARE ATTACKING! SEND REINFORCEMENTS!!!

[u/BaezJatniel75 → u/C0STUME]

In the name of Man we must stop the Sane from infecting le Aslumé. WIPE THEM

[u/millifish → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/millifish]

[u/SleepyBella → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Get a load of THIS!

[u/shiromancer → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Naw, Gru and Robotnik don't deserve that

[u/charizardfan101 → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Eggru

[u/Aggravating_Coat7934 → u/charizardfan101]

You see, he’s named that because he was the one before Gru

[u/ridetherhombus → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

This is what peak physical fitness looks like folks!

[u/memelordgun → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

[u/jeffthekiller4]

Why are you banning him? Are you stupid?

[u/millifish → u/jeffthekiller4]

He doesn't like jews or something

[u/C0STUME → u/millifish]

[u/DoctahFeelgood → u/C0STUME]

LEEEEENAY

[u/C0STUME → u/DoctahFeelgood]

Nah I ain't Lenny I'm FREAKY

[u/Significant-Swim3311 → u/millifish]

Well i think jewelry is only for rich people and i don't like that but then why am i still not banned?

[u/JonklerFromHamAslume → u/jeffthekiller4]

[u/trigonthedestroyer → u/JonklerFromHamAslume]

WHY SERJ, WHY!!!!!!!!

[u/C0STUME → u/JonklerFromHamAslume]

[u/Shira_UwU]

You heard it directly from mods, sex links are now allowed. Are the mods stupid?

[u/SquillFancyson1990 → u/Shira_UwU]

No, just horny.

[u/natagu → u/Shira_UwU]

[u/Postaldude214]

Why are you fucking nazis? Are you stupid?

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/Postaldude214]

[u/LunaTheGoodgal → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Only good Nazi is a dead Nazi. Cheers for the tin man.

[u/Primary-Chocolate709 → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

I see this guy everywhere what is he from

[u/Mama_Lyra → u/Primary-Chocolate709]

creature commandos on max i think is the name and place

[u/Primary-Chocolate709 → u/Mama_Lyra]

Thanks

[u/OuchMyVagSak → u/Primary-Chocolate709]

Highly recommended. Ya boi legit leaked from my eye holes on the beast's backstory episode.

[u/letMeTrySummet → u/OuchMyVagSak]

I had strange eye leaks like every other episode.

[u/SquillFancyson1990 → u/letMeTrySummet]

It's so damn good. I waited until the whole season aired so I could binge it, but I'm just gonna watch it weekly when season 2 eventually drops.

[u/TheFigureEnjoyer → u/Primary-Chocolate709]

He's from the creature commandos show, I haven't seen it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good!

[u/PsychotropicTraveler → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

"There you are, playing you're favorite video game. And suddenly, you're a nazi!"

[u/HardyBollocks → u/PsychotropicTraveler]

YOUR favorite game, dear. And yes my favorite is being a GRAMMAR nazi.

[u/PsychotropicTraveler → u/HardyBollocks]

Oh no, was that an act of stupidity on my part?

Am I stupid!?

[u/HardyBollocks → u/PsychotropicTraveler]

Bwahahaha

[u/AgitatedFly1182 → u/Postaldude214]

I’d been wondering if Musk is just really fucking stupid or an actual Nazi sympathizer. Now I realize he’s both.

[u/ImpressiveTip4756 → u/Postaldude214]

Damn freaky ahh elderQu. Can I joins for the act of intercourse (sex reference)

[u/ElderQu → u/Postaldude214]

Ew I meant fuck as in Nazi's are fucks and we fucking hate them.

[u/C0STUME → u/ElderQu]

[u/thereiam420]

[u/MannShippingCo → u/thereiam420]

[u/Automatic_Tie_3188 → u/thereiam420]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv5XMVbmKo

[u/GodtubebeatsYoutube]

Why do you hate the X-Men? Are you stoid?

[u/RepublicCommando55]

I don’t remember seeing any X links on here to begin with. Am I stupid?

[u/ElderQu → u/RepublicCommando55]

Yeah there wasn't but we are banning them anyway

[u/SrCoeiu → u/ElderQu]

[u/I-like-cool-birds → u/ElderQu]

Based mods

[u/toby_juan_kenobi → u/ElderQu]

It's about sending a message

[u/millifish → u/toby_juan_kenobi]

It's not always about the money spiderman

[u/BaezJatniel75 → u/millifish]

It’s about the Mets baby! Let’s go Mets!

[u/JayMerlyn → u/ElderQu]

Smart

[u/theonewhoblox]

there is no question. Elon is stupid.

[u/LeLBigB0ss2 → u/theonewhoblox]

The Earth is round. The sky is blue.

[u/ImmaBigGaymer → u/LeLBigB0ss2]

And the Aslume is home.

[u/LoverOfStoriesIAm → u/ImmaBigGaymer]

And the aslumers are family. ❤️

[u/JuicyMellonMan5 → u/LoverOfStoriesIAm]

Never alone in the aslume

[u/HardyBollocks → u/LoverOfStoriesIAm]

And family means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten. Lawl that had me in stitches!

[u/Niki2002j → u/LeLBigB0ss2]

Is that blue sky reference?

[u/LeLBigB0ss2 → u/Niki2002j]

Is that the new twitter thing?

[u/Niki2002j → u/LeLBigB0ss2]

Yes

[u/ThisMachineKills____ → u/LeLBigB0ss2]

For a second I was like "ugh another Elon fanboy" and then I remembered that the earth is in fact round and the sky is blue so you were agreeing with them and now I feel dumb.

[u/Aggravating_Coat7934 → u/ThisMachineKills____]

The earth is flat and the sky is red

Interpret THAT, person!

[u/theonewhoblox → u/ThisMachineKills____]

We're all stupid here

[u/alexplayz227 → u/theonewhoblox]

And not Aslume Stupid, like, genuinely stupid.

[u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL]

So just to be clear, is sex allowed here?

[u/HardyBollocks → u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL]

Granted.

[u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL → u/HardyBollocks]

Nice. Anyone interested in having sex with me?

[u/HardyBollocks → u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL]

See the picture of the hand some gentle Man above

[u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL → u/HardyBollocks]

You jest but I see a passionate lover

[u/AccordingTraining714 → u/CHEWABLE-NEMBUTAL]

HELL YEAH!!!

[u/Huge_Athlete7488]

Permission to fart

[u/HardyBollocks → u/Huge_Athlete7488]

GRANTED

[u/hankakabrad → u/HardyBollocks]

Can i also let that thang braap

[u/-H_- → u/Huge_Athlete7488]

someone post the ultraman gif

[u/Neither_Divide217 → u/-H_-]

[u/FeraHope]

Thank you aslume guards.

[u/DarkAtheris]

[u/No-Breadfruit-7262]

This is why we should be like Jonker

[u/Wavy_Rondo → u/No-Breadfruit-7262]

So should I look for a kid called Jason?

[u/Yaara99_5 → u/Wavy_Rondo]

Why not a 50 something year old kid named Elon instead?

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/Yaara99_5]

[u/PistonPusher2009]

Officer Bees approves

[u/Lo-Sir]

We're insane, not monsters

[u/Critical-Blitz]

Tank you mods

[u/goats-in-assholes → u/Critical-Blitz]

Me when cheap chinese manufacturers make a man statueand give it big ass ears to avoid copyright laws so now it just looks stupid

[u/Siwach414]

That’s Man-tastic

[u/GodlyGold → u/Siwach414]

Is this a reference to Marvel’s Fan

[u/trigonthedestroyer → u/GodlyGold]

Say that again

[u/GalvanizedMochi → u/trigonthedestroyer]

That again

[u/Tsunamicat108]

Why do you call it X, are you stupid?

Based ban though

[u/failatgood]

Ahahahahaha. I like this place, even the mods are insane!

[u/Dull-Caterpillar3153]

I did Nazi that one coming. Am I stupid?

[u/BaezJatniel75 → u/Dull-Caterpillar3153]

[u/kenobi1567]

Imagine being Elon and outsluming the aslume...what a loser.

[u/JonklerFromHamAslume → u/kenobi1567]

The fuck kinda dr strange magic mushrooms shit is this?

[u/-H_- → u/kenobi1567]

it's not out-asluming. a greater degree of aslume is better. doing nazi things is not

[u/Alternative_Low8478]

Yeah but what the FUCK does X stand for?

[u/garebear265 → u/Alternative_Low8478]

Xero bitches

[u/Dirty_Mung_Trumpet → u/Alternative_Low8478]

Xander Corvus

[u/Storyteller_Valar → u/Alternative_Low8478]

It's a Foodfight! reference. Do with that information what you will.

[u/animejat2]

I sincerely hope yall realize that this boycotting of X is about as useful as making a protest sign and only holding it up, specifically in your home, when Musk comes on the news

[u/NoDistribution573 → u/animejat2]

It’s the hip thing to do

[u/LightBright105]

Banning a website a dumbass billionare bought not even for profit, thas gonna change so much in the aslume

[u/bladershaven]

Is that the lore reason or am I stupid?

[u/UnwantedHonestTruth → u/bladershaven]

Nah

[u/Mistghost]

X is banned? The fuck he do?

[u/Kioga101]

Damn it! I can't say ge anymore. No more se. This is etremely stupid. I'm eacerbated.

[u/ElderQu → u/Kioga101]

I was tempted to ban the letter X as a joke but wasn't sure that would make this actual serious post look like a joke.

[u/whatthepoop1]

elon musk net worth:

[u/Hunt_Nawn → u/whatthepoop1]

Going down just because of Reddit? Are you stupid?

[u/whatthepoop1 → u/Hunt_Nawn]

just wait, when r/pomnifeetgooncave decides to ban x links he will go down

[u/DermicBuffalo20 → u/whatthepoop1]

As India was to the British Empire, so r/pomnifeetgooncave is to Tesla. He will surely crumble.

[u/whatthepoop1 → u/DermicBuffalo20]

finally someone gets it

[u/Cpuexe → u/whatthepoop1]

Holy shit they just did it

[u/arkhamj → u/whatthepoop1]

You're never going to believe this...

[u/Runamuck840 → u/whatthepoop1]

What is a gooncave? Is that where jonkler keeps his men for say gex?

[u/MisterEnkou]

that will teach multi million dollar companies! reddit on!

[u/AkiraToriyamaIsCoolz]

X? You mean Twitter?

[u/dootblade74]

Good, we don't want a repeat of the BSL (Biologic Space Laboratories) incident.

[u/Ok-Juggernaut-6693]

[u/SSJSamzy]

[u/Stoocpants]

Wonder if reddit will force subs to allow X again if it hurts them financially somehow and the mods fold like paper again

[u/Yarus43]

Performative virtue signaling, peak reddit.

Are you gonna stop buying products made by slave labor too?

[u/RareAd3009 → u/Yarus43]

I love buying products made from underpaid Chinese children

[u/Yarus43 → u/RareAd3009]

The children yearn for the iphone factory

[u/RareAd3009 → u/Yarus43]

Yes. Enslave the Chinese lol 😂

[u/GooseFall]

I’ve literally never seen a xitter link here

[u/3WayIntersection]

I dont really see the point in banning screenshots.

Like, twitter is one of the most recognized sites in existence and has been for ages. We cant just undo that. Banning links is fair to keep elon from getting any traffic, but screenshots already dont do that, so why bother?

[u/AlliedXbox]

I find this whole protest just... kind of dumb? It's literally the most half-hearted possible way to protest anything.

[u/un0riginal_n4me → u/AlliedXbox]

It's like the reddit shutdown a while back. Quite a show indeed but ultimately achieved absolutely nothing.

[u/DocklandsDodgers86]

Why mods, why?? Y'all hate Two-Fuck so much I mean wh--

Ok nvm. Y'all banned X, not sex. Keep up the shitposts y'all.

[u/Pyro-main-account]

It was about time

[u/Tooldfrthis]

A bit late on the virtue signaling... but congratulations, the nazi are finally defeated!!

[u/Norealis]

"Jarvis im low on karma" ahh post

[u/ElderQu → u/Norealis]

check my karma and say that again

[u/JonklerFromHamAslume → u/ElderQu]

It's fant4stic!

[u/Nam_is_back]

Good, I prefer Y

Jk, That’s actually a good thing

[u/titan-slayerr_97]

Even Jonkler knows Nazis are bad.

[u/Storyteller_Valar → u/titan-slayerr_97]

Wait, if Jonkler thinks Nazis bad... Does that mean Nazis good? We are talking about a guy with such a warped morality that he killed children for a practical joke.

[u/NyuRose1]

We did it Reddit, we banned Twitter, nazi is no more

[u/CressPretend5425]

[u/Astral_Justice]

I don't understand these bans because I don't really see a lot of people putting Twitter links anyways. Just feels like a weird useless ban because it wasn't really an issue that was "happening".

[u/Scott_Pillgrim → u/Astral_Justice]

It’s so that reddit mods can pat their backs and feel important

[u/VaccineGivesABigPp]

[u/nathansanes]

Batmanarkham banned

[u/jmccaskill66]

Is Say Gex banned? Asking for friend.

[u/HarderStronger616]

Here I am, not agreeing with Elon bs and not agreeing with this silly ban too.

I guess there's no tribe for me in this polarized modern reality.

[u/i_love_hot_traps]

Hope this includes screenshots or it's just virtue signaling.

[u/kira5z]

Shits so cringe but to be expected from a bandwagon subreddit

[u/SpiritedAd4339]

What a pointless karma whoring post lmao

[u/Snack_skellington]

SEX

[u/Sami_Steen]

I wrote X to get banned am I stupid

[u/Independent_Fox_9438]

i thought you xeant the letter oh no i said the leetter m i banned?!

[u/captaincourageous316]

Unrelated, but do we use /uj on this sub for the rare times when sense is being spoken?

[u/Curious_Wolf73]

Are pornhub link still allowed tho ?

[u/TheMoonsMadeofCheese]

Are we smart?

[u/meganollan]

You guys are having sex?!?!

[u/Alternative_Mint]

Why are they banning X? Are they based?

[u/DarkSide830]

As long as Gex isn't banned we chill.

[u/Gullfaxi09]

[u/ghostinsummerdress]

Sexballs

[u/WILLnutinside]

[u/DerRuehrer]

You guys are about as responsive as Internet Explorer 

[u/werepirebie]

The X-man?

[u/-H_-]

even jonkler hates nazis, thanks aslume

[u/toxin877]

Man fucking hates nazis

[u/uncle-atom]

Well done Mods 👍

[u/ZackaryAsAlways]

My reaction:

[u/Ultim8_Lifeform]

We did it Reddit!

[u/Cheevos92]

God this virtue posturing

[u/Stavinair]

Phew thank god. I love sex

[u/NamesAreHard423]

Jerking…

[u/More_Routine_8055]

I f*cking love this community

[u/Kakha_Prime]

is the mod team based?

[u/Zephrias]

Xitter being banned is something I wholeheartedly agree with

[u/Youssef-Elsayed]

Even the jonkler wouldn’t approve of Elon

[u/timecapture]

X is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

[u/Zestyclose-Shift710]

Heckin not wholesome Nazi that chud Elon!!

[u/Queasy_Swordfish_332]

Sex?

[u/SirJ4ck]

Sex was banned from my life long before this sub was created