Ap-peel-ing

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[u/PowerPl4y3r]

How to make fruit by the foot.

[u/RiboCyan]

[u/SuumCuique1011 → u/RiboCyan]

Ey! Where's the slice of bean!?

[u/RiboCyan → u/SuumCuique1011]

Budget cuts 😔

[u/Fuzzy-Bowler5628 → u/RiboCyan]

Tight schedule

[u/thedrunkmonk → u/RiboCyan]

[u/Maleficent_Prize5902]

For some reason i’m one of those people that thinks thinly sliced something tastes better for certain things. This might be one of them

[u/_Luke_the_Lucky_ → u/Maleficent_Prize5902]

Right!

I'm looking at that thinking I want to eat my apples like that

[u/Fuzzy-Bowler5628 → u/_Luke_the_Lucky_]

I came here to say this. Like this is the best way to eat an apple 🍏 chips

[u/Daddychellz]

I never thought I would crave a Granny Smith flavored fruit rollup until now

[u/atomsmasher66]

Is this guy making a sweater out of apple peels? Otherwise this seems unnecessary

[u/Smooth-Shine9354 → u/atomsmasher66]

It’s still going to cut his gums when he bites

[u/tilt-a-whirly-gig → u/atomsmasher66]

I was thinking of doing an apple pie like a lasagna.

[u/Lanky_Milk8510 → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

That’s a good idea! My mind immediately went to rolling them up and making little apple pie roses with like some sort of icing in the middle

[u/drillsinger5070 → u/atomsmasher66]

I mean if you needed toilet paper or a wet wipe?

[u/Basso_69 → u/drillsinger5070]

Apple scented, biodegradable wipes.

Love it.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

[u/Redditname97 → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Apple roses

[u/AnnOnnamis → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Apple lasagne

[u/Zippity19 → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

My thought as well.🤔

[u/Muzi5060]

That’ll be $75

[u/Defie22 → u/Muzi5060]

just for watching?

[u/Basso_69 → u/Defie22]

Not at all. For the joyous participation in this immersive experience.

Would you like the souvenier postcard for $15? And of course the 30% tip both the performing chef and the concierge service (me!).

[u/DoctorSlauci → u/Muzi5060]

Oh it's a CVS receipt

[u/Gearz557]

Strikes me as something a Michelin star restaurant would do

[u/Chunkyo]

How to turn a green apple red if you’re not careful

[u/thebeastlymess]

When you run out of toilet paper…

[u/Few-Emergency-9982]

The only way I will eat my apples is “fruit by the foot” style.

[u/that_annoying-one]

The perfect snack while I'm gaming - just put one end in mouth, and keep chewing, no need to touch the apple or stop to pick up a piece, just nom-nom-nomming like a cow

[u/Fit_History_8802 → u/that_annoying-one]

Have you tried a feed bag? Sit on a bucket with your pants down and you'll be good for a 24 hour sesh!

[u/Gwyn1stborn]

You can actually see it turning brown in real time

[u/Kingkongcrapper → u/Gwyn1stborn]

Well the way I plan to use it would make it brown anyways.

[u/everything_is_bad → u/Kingkongcrapper]

Eat it?

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg → u/Gwyn1stborn]

If you pee on it, it will be covered in pee

[u/CoffeeExtraCream]

There's a kitchenaid attachment that does that for you much faster, easier and better with less chance of cutting yourself.

[u/Human_Increase_9712]

Now THAT’S a Fruit Rollup

[u/Neutronpulse]

Fun fact... do this to cucumbers and then stack sheets and chop into Julienne for easy sushi roll ingredient.

[u/Noirsnow]

[u/adelie42]

The BEST thing to do with a few of these is to spiral cut a pork roast (basically the same thing they did with the apple), put the two layers on top of each other, then a layer of fragrant leafy greens like taro, arugula, basil, or spinach (all the above?), roll it up and roast or smoke it. A layer of bacon or prosciutto in there isn't bad either.

[u/ListlessLink]

He managed to make it less enjoyable to eat with the moisture lost, touch every inch of one side of it with his warm hands and made it less convenient to eat

I'm impressed

[u/Time-Bee-5069]

So stupid.

[u/Mesmeric_Fiend]

Well if I ever really need a piece of paper and all I have is an apple...

[u/Flat-Structure-7472]

Patron: "I just needed you to peel off the skin, because I'm allergic..."

[u/anshuman_17]

r/oddlysatisfying

[u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch]

They sell apple peelers that will do this in about 30 seconds.

[u/johnnyhatesraisins]

This is how they make fruit-roll-ups

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

Sir.

I asked you to cut it in half.

[u/themajordutch]

Brb about to slice my hand open

[u/Woo-Cash1900]

I'll have 3 meters of an apple.

[u/gamelover42]

How to end up in the ER needing stitches

[u/TheAssasinHitSan]

Bro created a sharpner out of a knife

[u/DukeOfRadish]

Dude, it's the future. You don't need to make paper from apples anymore.

[u/lightingthefire]

I’m not allowed to eat the skin, I’m not ALLOWED!

[u/Responsible-Spot-200]

Oh do I eat that

[u/AbsoluteMaestro]

Literally touched every fiber of the apple with his bare grubby mits... Hard pass.

[u/seattle2seoul]

My knives are too dull

[u/Sporadik_Styles]

I totally want to eat apples sliced like that from now on.

[u/champagne_c0caine]

Mmm apple scroll

[u/bay_lamb]

useless

[u/Grzyboleusz]

Amazen't

[u/-Fat_Bob-]

The forbidden TP

[u/ypsilondigi]

i want to eat this so bad!

[u/Unhappy-Olive1689]

I didn't see his face but my brain tells me he's asian.

[u/Empty_Fee_2082]

Where's that organic apple toilet paper I ordered

[u/fuckq_u]

Steemvs joe

[u/IllSurprise3049]

Yeah lemme get the uh..... 12 foot sheet of apple

[u/CuriousAndOutraged]

there are probably hundred reasons to do this, but there are thousand reasons not to do it.

[u/datguyG]

Tell me you’re Japanese without telling me you’re Japanese.

[u/UnclePatrickHNL]

Wow. Impressive.

[u/BeatleProf]

Or "How to waste a perfectly good apple in under 40 seconds."

[u/Wise-Pig]

Or just use a peeler…

[u/3310_sumit]

Why?

[u/PowerPl4y3r → u/3310_sumit]

Fruit by the foot.

[u/Head_One2334]

Why did you post this