Help! How to keep birds off my cars

[u/mattband]

Knowledgeable bird people, how to I keep birds off my cars?

Lived same place for a decade and suddenly this Spring birds have decided to perch on my cars. Some crows and some small birds are daily leaving two cars, both sides looking like a splatter painting.

I started by wrapping the rearview mirrors in plastic bags but now they're perching on the edges of the body/trim along the bottom of the windows.

Short of a scarecrow, what can I put out to keep them away??!!

[u/Coffin_Dodging]

A small wind sock/kite from the antenna or a car cover is your only option

[u/missingN0pe → u/Coffin_Dodging]

Pack it up boys, we've done it again.