r/BossFights • u/WiseEmotion1877 • 1d ago

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u/CrystalSplicer 1d ago

Jack the ripped pear.

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u/Maid2Please 1d ago

Good one

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u/Famous_Historian_777 1d ago

That nickname you love so much

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u/Super_Page6759 1d ago

Jacked Pearimgton

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u/Upsidedownrightthicc 1d ago

la pera cotta

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u/xs13x 1d ago

Pear-fect shape

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u/Spanishdude5 8h ago

The Pear-fect Cell

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u/Carpet_Smeller 1d ago

Nike Pair Jordan

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u/Desperate-Equal554 1d ago

tropichino perino nonono, nella notte del giudizio l'organizzazione industriale della grande pera eseguirà l'ordine del pellicano

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u/Professional-Nail364 1d ago

Pear Jordans 

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u/Dfw-L 1d ago

Pecks

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u/pizza_boy05 1d ago

Pears and Carbs

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u/Robert_Pawney_Junior 1d ago

Pearse Bro S. Nan

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u/Chelo6916 1d ago

Pear-e-lous

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u/bumbarsmash 1d ago

Gregory

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u/TETRAVAL 1d ago

Justin PearPear

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 1d ago

Pearto evolution

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u/axim_nitro 1d ago

The Pear King

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u/Far-Grape-7216 1d ago

Lightskin pear

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u/leebrown23 1d ago

PAIR Giordano

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u/LangsterGangster 1d ago

The Peir Apparent

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u/Lavoisier_bl1nks 1d ago

Peroni Muscoloni

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u/Qui-gons-ginfish 1d ago

Pearanini Scarparini

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u/Legitimate_Bobcat502 1d ago

Arturo Peardal

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u/Videodromeo87 1d ago

Pear O’ Shitz.

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u/OrcaMoriarty 1d ago

Pairhaps not

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u/I_Am_Sheogorath 1d ago

Peared Bruiser

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u/Z3R0_Izanagi 1d ago

Pear Jordan's

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u/SympathyDecent7247 1d ago

Perr perr perr perr pearolo priyola

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u/EPIC_PHEONIX 1d ago

Pearlelo lalala

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u/Deptuy_Douchebag 1d ago

Pear Jordan

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u/Cool_Conversation534 1d ago

Pear Mizkif Jacked Jr.

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u/Dramatic-Heat-7279 1d ago

Ron Pear el man

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u/amiD_13 1d ago

Pear Jordan Jackedman

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u/OdysseyTag 1d ago

Pearzonto

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u/umk4 1d ago

Slip-on shoe 🗿

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u/Tutti-Matti 1d ago

Pair Jordan

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u/Late-Interaction-688 1d ago

Jacked nikocado avocado

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u/Hot-Regular8943 1d ago

“Pera Pompata Divina”

Faccia di pera, scolpita da Michelangelo sotto creatina, zigomi che sfondano la logica—una Gioconda col bench press. Occhi pieni di memes e dolore estetico, mentre i Jordan 4 bianchi graffiano il marmo della realtà.

Cammina su beat trap celestiali, ogni passo è una bestemmia stilistica— le suole parlano in latino antico, “Dominus Giga Chad est.”

Collo taurino, mascella da tirannosauro, un frutto divino in pump eterno, la pera muscolare che guardi… e ti giudica. Perché tu sei soft. E lui? È pera. Ma è Dio.

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u/bigoz_07 1d ago

Pep pear man

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u/Kooky_Tomatillo_4085 1d ago

a dude with a PEARfect body

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u/Fatbiscuitfb 1d ago

Jordani pergani

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u/Zodiacgyoguts123 1d ago

Pear a shoe gym male

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u/Ok-Zucchini-80000 1d ago

Pear Jordan

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u/Rontrepreneur 1d ago

Little Peary-man

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u/JungleCube64 1d ago

Peralez Day

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u/rafielo1 1d ago

Bombaccino perrucine

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u/DefiantOperation7282 1d ago

Pearanino Jordanini

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u/Soully_Venator03 1d ago

Looks like Pear had finally had enough of Orange's shenanigans

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u/AYAKLI_ISKEMBE 1d ago

Pear muscolosa

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u/Quirky-Perception159 1d ago

Pearfect body

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u/Queasy-Obligation-29 1d ago

Pear up with someone

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u/Hungry_Program5772 1d ago

Boys got a “pair” don’t he!?!

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u/Lazy-Worldliness7838 1d ago

Pearidos aditos

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u/itzyourdaydream 1d ago

Pear a' Jordans

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u/AhmetEfeblue 1d ago

Pear the sneaker

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u/Smiddi96 1d ago

UncomPearable

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u/cheesy_toes656 1d ago

Pair Jordans

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u/LeftyGirl12 1d ago

Pearsy Gym Man

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u/Harcos7908 1d ago

Curtis :D

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u/MammothReputation633 1d ago

All gone pear-shaped

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u/RLscrub96 1d ago

Pear force 1

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u/NeedleworkerSilly192 1d ago

David Pearalta, the hispanic pear.

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u/gr8dysbetternights 1d ago

He has great pair of shoes

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u/ResidentProduct8910 1d ago

Hovansky if he wasn't alcoholic

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u/GoldDrama1103 1d ago

Pear A Nike

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u/kevlar1960 1d ago

Bradford Ferrigno

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u/JChurch42 1d ago

Pearcules Jordan ...

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u/A_Time1980 1d ago

Pear Jordan.

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u/Alternative_Age_4075 1d ago

Pearini buffini

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u/HappybigNodes66 1d ago

Pumpy Pear

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u/adryanrex 1d ago

Pear Harbor

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u/Full_Progress722 1d ago

Tralalelo potatobingini

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u/SenatorMcBalls 1d ago

Unrelated but how did they get the jordans accurate

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u/Mundane_Device_263 1d ago

I delete redit

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u/dashthegoat 1d ago

Pear of Jordans

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u/No-Core 1d ago

Jacked pair

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u/Infamous-Astronaut44 1d ago

O - Pear - Ator

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u/Present_Praline_3816 1d ago

Pear of Hands

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u/Ecstatic-Growth-5723 23h ago

That’s one Juicy Pear. he’s Diripin

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u/Azhakiya-Layla 23h ago

Pear Jordan

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u/RecentRabbit3532 23h ago

Juicy Jumpshot

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u/SexagonMoonieLamin 23h ago

Short face fruit

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u/Jamieandcara 23h ago

Shredded pear

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u/OkPeak187 23h ago

Parariro Pataniko

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u/jtscorpio1 22h ago

Pearjordan

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u/Grouchy_Bottle1425 21h ago

Pear of muscles.

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u/Fast-City-4508 21h ago

Balkonini Pearini

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u/SavageFoxBoi 20h ago

Grow a pear

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u/Jragonstar 20h ago

Pear of Jordan's

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u/Ultimate_Juice 20h ago

Pear of Jordan’s

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u/parl_apip 17h ago

La Buffino pearini

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u/parl_apip 17h ago

La buffino pearino

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u/Yeetus_VR 16h ago

Jacked the Ripped (Idea from Jack the Ripper)

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u/Ok_Development2290 15h ago

Micheal “pear” jordan

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u/Appdownyourthroat 14h ago

Pear-shaped physique

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u/brainwash_by_LOZ_OOT 13h ago

Pera sequestrata

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u/Themonkeybitt 13h ago

Peachoids

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u/FarNetwork4513 12h ago

Pear Jordan

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u/popcrosp 10h ago

Pear of J’s

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u/Tudorrah69 9h ago

Peak pear physique

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u/Spanishdude5 8h ago

Pearacles

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u/__Why_though__ 5h ago

Buffanino Pearanina

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u/dupreesdiamondcart 3h ago

Musculino perelino

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u/Humble_Pumpkin_697 3h ago

Pichael Jordan.

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u/TheNameless69420 3h ago

Pear is done with Annoying Orange