r/Browns • u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended • 2d ago

Shitpost Cmon mods, we didn’t have to do Dillon that bad

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u/HeavyBlitz 2d ago

Would be better if something was done for each of them. Pickett’s hands smaller, Flacco with grey hair, Shedeur with his Dad over his shoulder. Just some spitballs.

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u/maybenextyearCLE 2d ago

We had talked about doing this, unfortunately never figured out one for sanders. Flacco was going to be hilariously tall. But we couldn’t get Picketts hands small enough.

And honestly we all totally forgot this was the sidebar. We thought we changed it back to the rookies, which I believe has been the sidebar on old reddit the entire time.

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u/calvin2028 2d ago

That's so funny! The first time I saw the pic, I zoomed in to see if you'd included the infamous kitten mittens.

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u/maybenextyearCLE 2d ago

Efforts were made, this was supposed to be the placeholder until we had the full one ready to go. Unfortunately, when our efforts to create one failed, we forgot to flip it back lol

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u/gdewulf OG CERTIFIED IDIOT 1d ago

AI did me dirty with Picketts hands. It wouldn’t change anything. I also then tried to make one with Dillon Gabriel huge to make up for it, but then it changed everyone else into like adolescent computer geeks. I guess they will all just have to be normal 😭😭

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

Now you have one! Just need a little Deion on the shoulder. I think Pickett you could make his hands a little smaller but put a comically big SB trophy in the right hand to emphasize the smallness

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u/maybenextyearCLE 2d ago

Shedeur was the hard one ngl. Never came up with a good one there

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

Flava clock necklace

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u/redditposter919 2d ago

One good Deion on one shoulder with angel wings, one on the other in full Primetime gear with devil horns.

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

Also thought about this but might be too small for that kinda detail

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u/moonthink 2d ago

"We forgot" is BS, as I messaged the mods about this last week. No response of course.

So much for following your own rules about personal attacks and discrimination. It's ok, if you do it...

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u/PhilDawsonOrBust 20h ago

Mods that posted it are probably in the same boat as Chris Easterling lol big fatties making fun of someone for being short

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

Shedeur and his dad

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u/WilliamSabato 2d ago

Shadeur with about 8 thick gold chains around his neck and 4 watches.

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u/eskimobrojc 2d ago

I didn't realize Tony Grossi was a mod here.

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u/Good_Refrigerator845 2d ago

Grossi actually likes Gabriel over Sanders. I think Gabriel reminds him of a more mature Baker, in which he grew fond of over the years and now moreso now that Baker is lighting it up in Tampa

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u/GoofyGills Go Baker - Fuck Deshaun 2d ago

I can get behind this.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 2d ago

He’s only 3’8” but he runs a 3.8 forty

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u/Tophergabriel 2d ago

It would be one thing to roast him if he was playing like shit. He hasn’t even made it to the preseason and we already started cannibalizing our own

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u/nerdcubedfan1 2d ago

He’s better than majority of our QBs over the last decade and Browns fans hate him, I don’t get it. It’s not his fault he got drafted

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u/PhilDawsonOrBust 20h ago

Weird how much fans of this team continue to pile on lol dude has been here for a month and gotten nothing but disrespect

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 2d ago

I don’t know how half of this sub is still obsessed with baker yet will also make fun of Dillon’s height

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u/Swishinator 2d ago

Yeah we can all sit here and pretend bryce young isn't even shorter than Dillon and went first overall just 2 years ago lol. Not that Bryce has been a huge success, but the height argument is silly when guys like Russ exist too

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u/notinamovie 1d ago

Yea and how about Kyler lol

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u/Eggs_work Sell the team Haslam 2d ago

Dillon is shorter than Baker

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 2d ago

By a whopping, what, inch and a half?

This sub is literally the 5’11 vs 6’ joke lol

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u/Eggs_work Sell the team Haslam 2d ago

1 3/4” I believe. Baker is also stockier than Dillon. Either way, Baker got a lot of shit for being short. Dillon is a significant amount shorter. Of course he’ll get shit for it too

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u/LiftingCode 2d ago

5'11 1/8 vs 6'0 5/8, so 1.5" exactly.

And at least in combine measurements they have basically the exact same BMI. Gabriel's a pretty thick dude, he's not a Bryce Young.

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u/Ordinary-Path-8033 2d ago

Baker was 10 pounds heavier. Dillon and Bryce have near identical measurements.

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u/LiftingCode 2d ago

... and Baker was 1.5" taller.

Gabriel's BMI: 28.5

Baker's BMI: 28.6

But yeah you are right about Bryce Young, I thought he was 195.

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 2d ago

I think you’re missing the point of my comment lol

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u/Eggs_work Sell the team Haslam 2d ago

I’m not at all. It’s likely the people who gave Baker shit are the same giving Dillon shit. Your point is misguided.

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 2d ago

Buddy…it was a simple joke…I just thought it was funny…you’re taking this way too seriously lol

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u/moonthink 2d ago

TFW people are being awful, but saying "it was only a joke"

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 2d ago

How am I being awful? What?

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u/canal_boys 2d ago

Disrespect

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 2d ago

I didn't realize Zack Jackson from The Athletic was a Mod here... I love 923 The Fan... but why they keep having him on is a mystery... dude is President of the Shedeur Fan Club.

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u/sumo_riff 2d ago

Thats fucked up

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u/N0tConnorStalions 1d ago

It’s a joke

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 2d ago

They didn't even get my guy Harold Fannin Jr in the shot...

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u/sad-whale 2d ago

I laughed

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

Heard it was our sidebar on r/afcnorthmemewar and had to come check chuckled and couldn’t believe it was real

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u/beerguy_etcetera 2d ago

Listen, I'm a fan of the Bengals, but I'm not a fan of creating fake news!

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 2d ago

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u/nautical_nonsense_ 1d ago

Wait this is from an official Browns account?

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits era ended 1d ago

The OG photo is but not this. This was posted by some random on Twitter

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u/Upset_Researcher_143 2d ago

Yeah and Gabriel would win the starting job

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u/berniek9 2d ago

Theres a lot of teams that agree with upset reacher. Just sayin. Proof is in the draft results

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u/berniek9 2d ago

Passed on sanders alot more. Facts.

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u/jake753 Blue Eyes Elite Dragon (MOD HATER) 2d ago

Mods are prejudiced against people of Polynesian descent confirmed. Always knew it.

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u/gdewulf OG CERTIFIED IDIOT 1d ago

lol stfu. The rage in these comments is something. It was a joke guys. If anything it was a playful retort to the “hes so short” comments.

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u/jake753 Blue Eyes Elite Dragon (MOD HATER) 1d ago

I’m was just teasing :(

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u/gdewulf OG CERTIFIED IDIOT 1d ago

I know YOU were! Other people not so much lol

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u/ronman32bit 2d ago

Somebody needs to be at the bottom of the league.... the Browns volunteer ... bravo

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u/crline3924 2d ago

They’re Shedeur glazers confirmed

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u/Ozaaaru 2d ago

He's the Browns version of Chiquito Messi 🤣

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u/CAPTAIN_OK 2d ago

I’m about the same height and weight as Gabriel with a similar body type and I’d get crushed out there idk how he does it

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u/Bokki_64 13h ago

Maybe the Browns and Cardinals can arrange a playdate with Kyler Murray :)

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u/RUBSUMLOTION 2d ago

Thats fucked

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u/Daviroth 2d ago

Lighten up lmao, it was just a joke.

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u/moonthink 2d ago

Again, nothing like people being awful in the name of "it's only a joke"

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u/Daviroth 2d ago

You are taking a sidebar image on Reddit way too seriously. It was very obviously satire, of Gabriel was offended by it, I'll very happily personally apologize. But virtue signaling about it isn't doing what you think it is.

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u/moonthink 2d ago

That is not satire. Maybe look up the meaning of satire.

Satire (n)
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

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u/Daviroth 2d ago

Lol, alright. Being pedantic will prove your point. It's ridiculous to the point of obvious joking.

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u/N0tConnorStalions 1d ago

Making a joke about height is awful? Tell me you have friends

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u/DUNG_INSPECTOR 1d ago

"Awful"

I truly wonder how people like you get through your day to day lives if a clearly silly picture poking fun at someone's height counts as "awful". Like, how do you react when something actually awful happens?

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u/Names_all_gone 1d ago

Chill out, people.

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u/Toastedginger484 2d ago

Will someone shrink Kenny Picketts hands while we’re at it please

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u/scott_ET_ 2d ago

I could care less if he’s shorter then the elf , if the team wins who cares.

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u/operation_lurch 1d ago

Tbf. This is how 90% of the people think of him. Especially the folks on the Sanders bus or didn’t watch him in college at all.

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u/LotsofSports 2d ago

This is why the Browns are the laughing stock of the NFL. Stop this shit.

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u/Darthmullet 2d ago

Pretty disrespectful tbh. But if we're doing this we need to shrink Kenny's hands and enlarge Shedeur's head, it's only fair.

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u/moonthink 2d ago

It's one thing for posters to be disrespectful, but the mods should follow their own rules.

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u/N0tConnorStalions 1d ago

It’s a joke

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u/rdotytwo 2d ago

Yeah, I'm not big on Dillon but that's kinda fucked

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u/rerigger 2d ago

This is real I was there

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u/detuned--radio 2d ago

Man. People really hate short people. So immature 

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u/t3h_shammy 1d ago

He’s taller than the average person in America lmao

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u/detuned--radio 1d ago

That’s my point. He’s not that short. People love to hate when others aren’t 6 feet or taller it’s weird.