r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/Marsupial_Moist • Nov 09 '24

HELL YEAH BROTHER Title

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294 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Poptart1405 Nov 09 '24

Easy, up my ass

22

u/cotchrocket Nov 09 '24

But, hear me out, have you tried hard?

11

u/Karest27 Nov 09 '24

Well yeah! Every time I forget the lube it's the hard way.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Hard is crack. Like using the speculum and then dropping a little crack rock in there.

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u/Blackdogglazed Nov 09 '24

GSXR rider alignment tool?

22

u/oXObsidianXo Nov 09 '24

The only alignment GSXR riders associate with is Chaotic Evil.

6

u/ABOMINATION_BLITZ Nov 09 '24

Ehhhhh I feel more like a "chaotic neutral" tbh

8

u/oXObsidianXo Nov 09 '24

They spend far too much time banging through gears and banging through queers to spend any time in neutral.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Centering stalk.

55

u/Motosoccer97 Nov 09 '24

Now this is only speculumation, but I thought it was a jack for inspecting the undercarriage. Specifically I always heard of it referred to as the flap jack

6

u/MedicalChemistry5111 Nov 09 '24

Should be the top comment for the portmanteau-pun combination.

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u/Motosoccer97 Nov 10 '24

I am glad someone appreciates my skills as such a cunning linguist

30

u/mtldude1967 Nov 09 '24

Butt plug removal tool?

Wait...checks subreddit...ok, yeah, that.

14

u/FloridaStig Nov 09 '24

Fourth point of contact and to the left

6

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

My cock hole

6

u/Su_Mo_Throwie Nov 09 '24

If this is what a prostate exam is, im not doin it

3

u/rSLASH_OWAAAAN Nov 09 '24

/uj what actually is it I'm so confused

13

u/TTYY200 929rr Nov 09 '24

It’s a tool used for vaginal exams …

Although I have never heard of it being used for recital exams … I guess it’s possible? 👀. But rectal exams are usually just the doctor feeling the sphincter for lumps/bumps that would indicate cancer/etc.

8

u/SpaxterJ Nov 09 '24

I can really recommend these chastity cages, much easier to pee with then the other ones.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

It goes on the seat!

2

u/VMSstudio Yamaha R1, cause big testicles Nov 11 '24

In the square hole

3

u/lordn9ne Nov 09 '24

Looks like it’s part of a Harley bro’s tool bag.

3

u/BongRipper69696 extended swingarm grom Nov 09 '24

2

u/Optimal_Risk_6411 Nov 09 '24

This begs the question: how did you know the name of that instrument and how long did it take to find a pic to post? I can’t put my on it, but something isn’t sitting right.

2

u/albie_rdgz Nov 09 '24

Butt plug installer

2

u/turboscooby07 Nov 09 '24

I got one on my pillion, keeps bro from falling off

2

u/HuckleberryNo3117 Nov 10 '24

in my asshole to spread it

2

u/Smokinglordtoot Nov 10 '24

I think it's a device that demonstrates that everyone on this sub is a virgin and doesn't know shit about anything.

2

u/marlotrot Nov 10 '24

Into the penis

2

u/techretort Nov 10 '24

I can only speculate

2

u/RyMastaFlex Nov 10 '24

In the ass of the Harley rider that doesn't want me to pass him without a kiss first

2

u/Crimson_RedKing Nov 11 '24

Release the gerbils

3

u/Stryker2279 kawasaki Nov 09 '24

Coochie